“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky
Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped from the bottom today? Jokes!) Not to mention there are two Justin Bieber pics in today’s gallery because you really can’t expect us to make such hard decisions right before a major holiday. Why would you do that? Do you hate joy? Laughter? Rationalizing debilitating drinking problems? Get outta my country!
Pass the moose knuckle,
- The Superficial
I’m hope when I’m that age I’ll realize I’m that age.
13….the number of times John Mayer prematurely ejaculated with her.
Not seen…the agent who persuaded him to star in Gigli.
It looks like Kevin from The Office has put on a few pounds…
Does mystery man mean it’s mystery that he’s with her?
“don we now our gay apparel…Fa la la, la la la, la la la”
Well played….+1
Classic.
Uh, Regis already pioneered that look…and he’s retired.
In all fairness, when he stands next to his wife he looks like Ryan Reynolds.
Look out, he’s about to do a Ben Affleck.
For some reason, she had to pick up items the crew dropped over 700 times today.
Something tells me that everyone on set’s seen ‘em, and got tired of ‘em long ago.
“AnnaLynne’s tits are practically hanging out.”
“Yawn. Let me know when it’s Jessica Lowndes.”
(I had to look up who else is in the damn show, and even then I had to go through a couple of names.)
Puffy and white and bursting out of his jacket. If he was a potato he’d be gorgeous.
The caption says she’s “with him”, but his eyes say “somebody help me”
I don’t know who he is, but that is the face of a man who just farted in an elevator.
I hear he’s playing Hawkeye in the upcoming M*A*S*H reboot.
Who’s playing Charles Emerson Winchester III ?
French Stewart
“receiving an honorary patronage of the Philosophical Society at Trinity College in Dublin”…why do I get the feeling this involves a drinking contest?
If only…I got thrown out of that place more often than I can remember.
TLC’s new program Mounted Up: Royal Canadian Mounties is going to be aired Spring of 2012….The show will replace the current long running production, Steven Segal: Journey to the Bottom
that’s a lot of sagging for someone her age.
I was hoping that I wasn’t the only one who noticed mid-abdomen breasts!
Steven Seagal in: “Hard to Feed!”
All he said was ” I know where the party is” and Boom!! She is arm and arm with him.
popping the collar really rescued that whole outfit. I’m pretty sure his grandmother is going to be pissed about losing those sunglasses though.
…if there’s any justice, he’s just been given chicken pox.
“Yes, Mr Sims, there’s only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin’ to me, son? I’m givin’ ya pearls here”
Go back to England, you Jezebel!
The star of “Happy Feet 2″
“He said ‘Half Windsor’. I just heard him say it. He didn’t learn that kind of language from me.”
that has to be one of the most unfortunate boobjobs I’ve ever seen. All they’re missing is a “Certified 100% natural by Dr Drew” stamp.
Look! It’s big fat Paulie!
Every time I see this guy, he looks like he just got messed up again.
“Hello Macy’s? Listen, I’m sorry, I’m stuck in Vancouver.”
What’s the difference between an actor and a philosopher?
With an actor the pizza’s usually on time, a philosopher could take all night.
M’s sending him to a health spa—and wouldn’t you know it? Bond stumbles onto a SPECTRE plot to steal two atomic bombs.
“No, no media yet. Let’s wait till we, uh, ‘get you your green card.’ “
Alec Baldwin should print this photo out, tape it to his refrigerator, and write on it, “What I will look like if I pig out again.”
It’s always good to see a janitor take advantage of the Service Employees’ hard-fought but relatively obscure right to a 15-minute popsicle break.
jellus hatrz.
thats Tara’s new boyfriend.
actor Michael Fastbenders.
hes a big movie star.
I’m not really sure if this is a serious post or a joke, so just in case it’s serious…
1. Michael Fassbender (who has blue eyes). So…
2. That’s not him.
still RUNS. LIKE. A. GIRL.
no one does it like a marlboro man.
maybe he might make enough money to buy a belt. Or are his pants dragging to facilitate rear entry.
He made more money showing up for The Today Show than you’ll ever make in your entire life.
Bacon, not sti… I mean SHAKEN, not stirred.
There’s your Pulitzer shot!
No, seriously, the hair color is VERY natural, nobody knows.
The Man With The Golden Gut
One of the few chicks in show biz that doesn’t smell like booze, cigarettes and tattoo ink.
And also doesn’t walk around nearly naked for attention. Not that I wouldn’t look (okay, leer) but still deserves to be commended.
She’s pretty and talented what more can you say.
she is no talent skank-prolly an mk butterfly as well..want me to say more?
Wow, did John Rhys-Davies lose weight?
My friend! I am so pleased you are not dead!
“No,Bronson, you can’t have my pants.”
Hula Skirt Fail
The Invisible Man dons his Mickey Rourke facemask and dark glasses and goes our for cigarettes.
Brain freeze would be redundant.
Not to mention impossible!
Anton? Really? Why not just name him Kick My Ass?
Yeah, no shit. How’d you like to be named “Anton Pacino”?
All shaved! Usher will have you now.
Bieber is the only lesbian with more cock than Chaz Bono.
I don’t see the attraction. She’s a skank.