The Crap We Missed – Thanksgiving Eve

November 23rd, 2011 // 363 Comments

“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky

Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped from the bottom today? Jokes!) Not to mention there are two Justin Bieber pics in today’s gallery because you really can’t expect us to make such hard decisions right before a major holiday. Why would you do that? Do you hate joy? Laughter? Rationalizing debilitating drinking problems? Get outta my country!

Pass the moose knuckle,

- The Superficial

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
    whiskeyafternoon
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    Miley Cyrus looks all growned up.

  2. Dominic West Beard
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    This.
    Is.
    PLATO!!!

  3. Dominic West Beard
    EricLr
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    Wow, Yakov Smirnoff is still looking pretty good. What a country!

  4. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
    whiskeyafternoon
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    Sad Keanu is back! with semen!

  5. The Situation Popsicle
    Snack pack
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    Can we confine him to Miami, please? How about the eastern seaboard? Can we force him to at least stay over there?

  6. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    EricLr
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    Why yes, I *will* have some breadsticks with that!

  7. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    General Disarray
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    It’s okay, honey. It’s normal for this to start at you’re age. Someone from makeup will get you a tampon.

  8. Dominic West Beard
    whiskeyafternoon
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    Ahmadinejad is off proclaiming something again. sigh.

  9. Taylor Swift
    whiskeyafternoon
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    very bangable. i’m not sure why no one wants to be inside of that for more than 6 weeks in a row.

  10. The Situation Popsicle
    EricLr
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    Maybe this cool ice cream will soothe that burning sensation when I pee.

  11. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    whiskeyafternoon
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    you wouldn’t believe how many mexicans I shot last week!

  12. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
    whiskeyafternoon
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  13. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
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    Captain Avacado strikes again with his wacky hijinx!

  14. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    EricLr
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    Who builds a robot with the batteries in the fucking crotch?!?

  15. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    E30FromHell
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    “It’s stuck! It’s stuck! It’s stuck in the zipper!”

  16. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    Any Guy
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    “listen to them, the children of the night – what sweet music they make”

  17. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    Do_Freebird
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    I can guarantee that he was still a mystery when she sobered up this morning. As in “I wonder who spunked all over my hair last night?”

  18. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Wake up and smell your husband!!!

  19. Jeremy Renner
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    Daniel Craig at his 6th grade dance.

  20. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
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    I just heard Pete Puma laugh.

  21. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
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    They fashioned that jacket from leftover pieces of his face.

  22. Al Pacino Scarf Dirty Clothes Son Anton
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    A dollop off the old blob.

  23. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    Blonde
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    Belly, James Belly.

  24. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    rm
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    it was a drive by fruiting because he ate all the cupcakes.

  25. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
    Blonde
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    That’s actually inbound. Quite the catcher.

  26. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
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    Chairman Mao gets a kick using his cell phone.

  27. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    rm
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    that’s not really a man, it’s a side effect of her latest surgery.

  28. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
    Blonde
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    I’m going to assume there are NO mirrors in his house.

  29. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    Hugh Gentry
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    the unemployment belly

  30. Al Pacino Scarf Dirty Clothes Son Anton
    Blonde
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    Sloppy doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

  31. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    Blonde
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    That is not how you administer a DNA test.

  32. Justin Bieber The Today Show
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    Am I supposed to give the DNA sample to you?

  33. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    your mom
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    Whoa, dude. No photos… I’m planning on drinking this night right out of my memory…

  34. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    your mom
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    FRANKS & BEANS!!!

  35. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    so who knew she gets turned on from taking a shit in her pants.

  36. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
    Lord Invader
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    First Herman Cain, now candidates for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Frank Horrigan must be rolling over in his grave.

  37. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
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    Bieber looks like an excited Kardashian waiting for black microphone.

  38. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    celebutard
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    Oops! Just caught your typo – should read: Steven Seagal ate Vancouver.

  39. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    Lord Invader
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    False alarm…still undescended.

  40. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
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    Bieber’s coat looks like a cross between a high-school letter jacket and my mom’s Christmas sweater.

  41. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
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    So now girls have went from carrying an iPhone to an iPad….this must make ones nipples hard.

  42. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
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    Now that’s fine control of shutter speed. Who says paps aren’t artists?

  43. Tara Reid Mystery Man
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    The Superficial Presents:Tara Reid’s Flavor of the Week!

    This week’s flavor: ANDY GARCIA

  44. Eva Ward Lingerie
    Lord Invader
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    Ah, yes…that I-just-got-nailed-on-a-pile-of-doilies-by-my-previous-client-now-it’s-your-turn look gets me every damn time.

  45. Jeremy Renner
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    Wearing a ring on your index finger makes you a bad motherfucker.

  46. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
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    He looks like he could defend the border by just standing there.

  47. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    cc
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    In the next 007, Brosnan returns and saves Hawaii from the clutches of an evil investment banker by going undercover as a forensic auditor. Not a lot of action, I hear, but informative.

  48. Dominic West Beard
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    I thought Osama bin Laden was dead.

  49. Nadia Forde Lingerie
    Lord Invader
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    Muskrata….the poor man’s Minka.

  50. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
    cc
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    Coming soon, her battle for nipple supremacy with Gretchen Mol. Bring your glasses.

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