“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky
Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped from the bottom today? Jokes!) Not to mention there are two Justin Bieber pics in today’s gallery because you really can’t expect us to make such hard decisions right before a major holiday. Why would you do that? Do you hate joy? Laughter? Rationalizing debilitating drinking problems? Get outta my country!
Pass the moose knuckle,
- The Superficial
Wow! Would his new Bond Girl be Divine???
woah..80′s reference!
No, Ricki Lake.
the world’s 2 ugliest, talentless and gayest losers. I hate the big one more for forcing the small one in the media.
That’s actually his real name. He had his old name legally changed to “Mystery Man” before agreeing to be seen out in public with her.
Once you’re with JHO, the disgusting taste left in your mouth never goes away.
The Buddha Belly needs some air….and a waxing.
Wax on – wax off. -Mr. Miyagi
what’s with the 13 she always has on her hand? i thought she only wore it for concerts…
It means that she’s a member of the 13 Street gang in Los Angeles. The most notorious and sick of all of them.
I knew it, I KNEW it! She’s got “gang” written all over her.
nice body, horrible fake tits. should have gone much smaller. shame
You are a very big disgrace to your family!
I can’t blame Usher….underaged lipstick lesbians will get almost any man into trouble.
“Got my pen ready for the autographs! Yes siree, all ready for the autographs! Did I mention this pen’ll write on anything? Doesn’t even have to be paper, in case you forgot to bring some, heh! Allll ready to sign! ANYONE?!?”
Hahahahaha Yep, douche written all over his smiley face!
I give upon thee my holly maple-blessing, my child
When does the
Are those new tits or just the old ones roaming free under the shirt?
Giggity!
She farted too hard and her nipples popped out.
Dean: ” Do you agree to uphold our Irish Philosophical Motto: ‘I Drink Therefore I Am’”?
Dominic: “Gaaahhh! Rahh-bvjjjt-gluh!”
Dean: “Give this man Top Honors!!!”
Hehehehehe
Interesting… I would’ve figured him for a swallower.
Bravo sir…bravo!
+1,000,000
Bahahahaha
When does she marry this gay dude?
As soon as she can find a gullible tabloid to pay her for the story and photos.
They must be close to a deal. Look at the death grip she has on her, uh, I mean him.
She’s hot but does she warrants TWO fire extinguishers ?
It’s worth the trip to Vancouver at this time of year to see
the walrus mating rituals.
Looks like someone is excited for the stuffing.
THE stuffing.
13x more annoying than usual.
0700 lbs
:( He’s still hot in a tux though.
Nailed it!
Sure anyone look good with 10 pounds of Spandex under their tux or gown.
John Travolta is really letting himself go.
Patiently waiting for George Micheal to come out of the restroom, Ben begins to think he may have missed something.
I see the popsicle-stand crew have wisely stocked up on antiseptic and anti-bacterial cleaning products (with no doubt an industrial-strength grease cutter) for the post photo-op clean up.
Bravo, brave souls.
Does this kid put anything in his mouth that isn’t phallic? Honestly, it’s getting too easy.
He’s just practicing for what he’s going to have to do in order to make money once his 15 minutes are up. Lamborghini’s aren’t cheap.
+10
How do you think he got the JS gig in the first place?
Bahahahah +100
“Looks good- Usher’s ready for you anytime you are.”
+100000
Bwahahahaha Another paternity suit in the making!!
Trying not to laugh at the tiny Canadian peen.
That’s really nice of that kid to help the homeless man across the street.
Keanu’s looking rough!
“Yep, the Vag-Mic is secure and in place. Try not to get too excited while you singing this time though, OK? Maple syrup really fucks these things up!”
Beaver is Canadian, he doesn’t even celebrate the same thanksgiving.
Looks like the turkey’s done.
If crying a bit while Usher pounds you isn’t celebrating, then I don’t know what is.
He said he had candy in his cardboard box.
Those jacket buttons are not gonna make it through the holidaze.
+1! Winner!!!
Yes, “The Situation” CAN suck even more.
wow, how utterly mediocre this girl is. when is she gonna realize she needs to pull out them titties if she wants to remain relevant?
I don’t know man, they look pretty relevant to me.
Derr herp, can I has anovther pizza pweaze?
Meh
Ya’ll have a happy Turkey Day.
Try not to kill anyone as you rush into Walmart at midnight.
You too, CD.
And I agree. Meh.
Nah, it’s ok. Don’t try too hard, it’s not like we’ll miss any of them.
Wow, let it go. I only knocked over you over last Thanksgiving at Walmart because it looked like you were headed for the last case of bacon ranch Pringles.
Eddie Munster is getting old.
I actually like what’s going on in this pic.
Taylor Swift is secretly the head of the vicious gang MS13.
Getting ready for his job as a mall santa, no prosthetic belly needed.
“Ha Ha! Yeah, Travolta hasn’t figured it out yet! Yeah! I’m wearing his piece right now!”
This dude has a serious oral fixation.
Ah, come on people! I was in that movie…you know that one with the other people in it…played in theaters…
if this is america, then I kind of understand where the terrorists are coming from.
Is she blind drunk in this picture?
Is that a trick question?