The Crap We Missed – Thanksgiving Eve

November 23rd, 2011 // 363 Comments

“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky

Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped from the bottom today? Jokes!) Not to mention there are two Justin Bieber pics in today’s gallery because you really can’t expect us to make such hard decisions right before a major holiday. Why would you do that? Do you hate joy? Laughter? Rationalizing debilitating drinking problems? Get outta my country!

Pass the moose knuckle,

- The Superficial

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  1. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    Johnny P!
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    Wow! Would his new Bond Girl be Divine???

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      woah..80′s reference!

    • truth

      No, Ricki Lake.

  2. gumption

    the world’s 2 ugliest, talentless and gayest losers. I hate the big one more for forcing the small one in the media.

  3. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    Johnny P!
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    That’s actually his real name. He had his old name legally changed to “Mystery Man” before agreeing to be seen out in public with her.

  4. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
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    Once you’re with JHO, the disgusting taste left in your mouth never goes away.

  5. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    Cock Dr
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    The Buddha Belly needs some air….and a waxing.

  6. Taylor Swift
    wait
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    what’s with the 13 she always has on her hand? i thought she only wore it for concerts…

  7. Eva Ward Lingerie
    gumption
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    nice body, horrible fake tits. should have gone much smaller. shame

  8. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    Cock Dr
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    I can’t blame Usher….underaged lipstick lesbians will get almost any man into trouble.

  9. Jeremy Renner
    Johnny P!
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    “Got my pen ready for the autographs! Yes siree, all ready for the autographs! Did I mention this pen’ll write on anything? Doesn’t even have to be paper, in case you forgot to bring some, heh! Allll ready to sign! ANYONE?!?”

  10. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    gerardo
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    I give upon thee my holly maple-blessing, my child

  11. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    When does the

  12. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    Are those new tits or just the old ones roaming free under the shirt?

  13. Nadia Forde Eva Ward Lingerie
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Giggity!

  14. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She farted too hard and her nipples popped out.

  15. Dominic West Beard
    Johnny P!
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    Dean: ” Do you agree to uphold our Irish Philosophical Motto: ‘I Drink Therefore I Am’”?
    Dominic: “Gaaahhh! Rahh-bvjjjt-gluh!”
    Dean: “Give this man Top Honors!!!”

  16. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Interesting… I would’ve figured him for a swallower.

  17. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When does she marry this gay dude?

  18. Nadia Forde Lingerie
    sprub
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    She’s hot but does she warrants TWO fire extinguishers ?

  19. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    Johnny P!
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    It’s worth the trip to Vancouver at this time of year to see
    the walrus mating rituals.

  20. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
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    Looks like someone is excited for the stuffing.

    THE stuffing.

  21. Taylor Swift
    dontkillthemessenger
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    13x more annoying than usual.

  22. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    0700 lbs

  23. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    dontkillthemessenger
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    John Travolta is really letting himself go.

  24. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    Patiently waiting for George Micheal to come out of the restroom, Ben begins to think he may have missed something.

  25. The Situation Popsicle
    Johnny P!
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    I see the popsicle-stand crew have wisely stocked up on antiseptic and anti-bacterial cleaning products (with no doubt an industrial-strength grease cutter) for the post photo-op clean up.
    Bravo, brave souls.

  26. The Situation Popsicle
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    Does this kid put anything in his mouth that isn’t phallic? Honestly, it’s getting too easy.

  27. Justin Bieber The Today Show
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    “Looks good- Usher’s ready for you anytime you are.”

  28. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying not to laugh at the tiny Canadian peen.

  29. Al Pacino Scarf Dirty Clothes Son Anton
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s really nice of that kid to help the homeless man across the street.

  30. Ben Affleck Spitting Loogie
    MyCatsaJerk
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    Keanu’s looking rough!

  31. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yep, the Vag-Mic is secure and in place. Try not to get too excited while you singing this time though, OK? Maple syrup really fucks these things up!”

  32. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
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    Beaver is Canadian, he doesn’t even celebrate the same thanksgiving.

  33. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
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    Looks like the turkey’s done.

  34. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    If crying a bit while Usher pounds you isn’t celebrating, then I don’t know what is.

  35. Al Pacino Scarf Dirty Clothes Son Anton
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    He said he had candy in his cardboard box.

  36. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those jacket buttons are not gonna make it through the holidaze.

  37. Dominic West Beard
    Runes
    Commented on this photo:

    +1! Winner!!!

  38. The Situation Popsicle
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, “The Situation” CAN suck even more.

  39. Taylor Swift
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    wow, how utterly mediocre this girl is. when is she gonna realize she needs to pull out them titties if she wants to remain relevant?

  40. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    General Disarray
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    Derr herp, can I has anovther pizza pweaze?

  41. Nadia Forde Eva Ward Lingerie
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh
    Ya’ll have a happy Turkey Day.
    Try not to kill anyone as you rush into Walmart at midnight.

  42. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    calypso
    Commented on this photo:

    Eddie Munster is getting old.

  43. Taylor Swift
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually like what’s going on in this pic.

  44. Taylor Swift
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Taylor Swift is secretly the head of the vicious gang MS13.

  45. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting ready for his job as a mall santa, no prosthetic belly needed.

  46. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    Snack pack
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    “Ha Ha! Yeah, Travolta hasn’t figured it out yet! Yeah! I’m wearing his piece right now!”

  47. The Situation Popsicle
    Venom
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    This dude has a serious oral fixation.

  48. Jeremy Renner
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, come on people! I was in that movie…you know that one with the other people in it…played in theaters…

  49. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    whiskeyafternoon
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    if this is america, then I kind of understand where the terrorists are coming from.

  50. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she blind drunk in this picture?

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