The Crap We Missed: Our Galleries Work Again Edition Yesss!

May 31st, 2013 // 332 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where, in case you missed it, OUR GALLERIES WORK AGAIN! Simply click the arrows or right on pics – like Usher remembering how Justin Bieber used to ride his handlebars or Douchebag Jesus – to advance each slide and just like magic, the descriptions change to match the photo. *breaks down sobbing* I know, I know it’s been a while but it’s all been corrected, so could you please release my mother from that bamboo cage or at least let me hear her voice to know she’s alive? “Hello, Mom? Oh, thank god! Yes, they work now, you’ll be home soon. Wait, what? Ok, tell them I will personally shoot Amanda Bynes‘ sex tape if they just let you go.”

The descriptions, *wipes tears,* they change without *sniff* refreshing.. Oh thank you, IT professionals lord, thank you,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery (Which Works Again. Not Sure If I Made That Crystal Clear.)

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is Bob. He’s our Special Effects.”

    “Don’t you mean he DOES our Special Effects?”

    “No. He IS our Special Effects.”

  2. Reese Witherspoon Upskirt Legs Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oops! Better clean up all of that spilled wine before it stains the seats!”

  3. Usher Riding A Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look at me! Mommy and Daddy took off the training wheels! WHEEEEE!”

  4. Jay-Z Laughing Skylar Diggins
    Chris
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    … Jay-Z is a lesbian?

  5. Oprah Harvard Honorary Degree
    Commented on this photo:

    “Finally! With this degree, now perhaps I can make something out of my life!”

  6. Kendall Jenner Bikini Face Of Agua Bendita
    Henry Hill
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    Showin’ ‘em how it’s done! Bravo!

  7. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Windblown Hair Bald Spots Extra
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    It looks like the Wizard’s brains finally wore out.

  8. Miranda Kerr Naked Side Boob In Bed Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate you Orland Bloom.Imagine waking up to her naked each morning. “Sobbing”
    Oh FISH I would never hurt your Mother nor even put her in a cage!
    Sexual deviant but I love my mum also.

  9. Boris Johnson Team GB Maria Fidelis School
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    Little kid in the middle: “I can’t believe I’m peeing on a mayor’s feet!”

  10. Miranda Kerr Naked Side Boob In Bed Instagram
    JC
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    Knowing that this is NOT what I get to wake up to each morning will mean that from now on, each day, my pillow will be just a little bit wet when I wake up. From tears. And drool. Possibly a little semen.

  11. Kendall Jenner Bikini Face Of Agua Bendita
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    Isn’t she jailbait age? Fine parenting skills Kris!

  12. Colin

    Oh thank god, because this is always a smorgasbord of people I don’t know/don’t care about/suppressed memories of. Now I’ll finally have the information I need to make fun of them properly.

  13. Mel B Invisible Microphone Extra
    JC
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    I guess we don’t have to tell her what she wants, what she really really wants.

  14. Usher Riding A Bike
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    “Kids are less nervous when you roll up on a bike.”

  15. Chris Hansen Sunglasses NBC Studios
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, yeah, you read what I said about Kendall a couple of posts ago. She’s 17, so in most states I’m in the clear. You can fuck off.

  16. Lou Ferrigno Hugging Philly Fanatic
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    Finally green marriage is a reality.

  17. Oprah Harvard Honorary Degree
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    Unbeknownst to the audience, Steve Guttenberg is crouched below the podium.

  18. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Windblown Hair Bald Spots Extra
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    That is one ugly chick!!

  19. Mel B Invisible Microphone Extra
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    The Asian lady is obviously using her superior mathematics ability to calculate the probability of catching whatever Mel B just fired into into the air.

  20. Miranda Kerr Naked Side Boob In Bed Instagram
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    She is physical perfection. End of story. Legolas definitely enjoys shooting his arrows at that target.

  21. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
    JOHN
    Commented on this photo:

    I’M BATMAN!!!!!!

  22. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Windblown Hair Bald Spots Extra
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    Example of husband with no balls and whipped into submission.
    Kris Jenner ,”Yo Bitch!”
    Bruce Jenner, Yes Darling?”

  23. Steven Tyler Chewing Gum GMA
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is an ugly chick also….why do you keep posting these ugly chicks??? Thought you had standa…….hahahaha I couldn’t finish

  24. Mel B Invisible Microphone Extra
    patch
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and now back to you, imaginary anchor on the imaginary show that I am an imaginary field reporter for.”

  25. Lou Ferrigno Hugging Philly Fanatic
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    HULK SMASH!!!!!!!! HULK IS A METS FAN!!!!!!!! HULK NOW REALIZE HOW SAD THAT IS.

  26. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
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    Anybody else remember the old cartoon named “Birdman”? BIRDMAN!!

  27. Sharon Osbourne Extra
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    “Is there a very large woman behind me.”

  28. Mel B Invisible Microphone Extra
    john
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    looks like she wants to change her name to MEL BJ

  29. Kai Homeless Hatchet Hero Handcuffs Courthouse Booked For Murder
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    WTF is on his feet please?

  30. Sienna Miller Nipples No Bra Sheer Dress Tom Sturridge
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Did she subscribe to the Kelly Osbourne “doucheiest boyfriend ever” book of boyfriends (or is that try to look like boys and fail)

  31. Jeffrey Wright Bill Clinton Dikembe Mutombo Segal Family Foundation Meeting On Africa
    john
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    I guess Dikembe is there to block Bill’s shot…..if you know what I mean.

  32. Chris Hansen Sunglasses NBC Studios
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    He’s staring at me right through the screen.

  33. Boris Johnson Team GB Maria Fidelis School
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Right… so I lift my arms gracefully like this, then kick the child I think is most likely to wind up on the dole into the pool? Shouldn’t be too hard…”

  34. Kendall Jenner Bikini Face Of Agua Bendita
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    She totally would have landed that gig if she was just another average looking chick from Nebraska.

  35. Oprah Harvard Honorary Degree
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    I hate Oprah.

    Fucking hate her.

    Every time I see her fucking narcissistic face on O magazine at the checkout I feel my blood pressure rising like the saturated fat that courses through her face.

    • You just put “O” and “face” together for this and that’s all I will ever think of from now on when I have the misfortune of seeing or hearing this fucking cunt.

      Thanks. Thanks a lot.

  36. Jeffrey Wright Bill Clinton Dikembe Mutombo Segal Family Foundation Meeting On Africa
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    No no no, not in my Lighthouse! *throws Bill down* Ha ha ha ha!

  37. Reese Witherspoon Upskirt Legs Butt
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    I picture the floor of that car being covered with empty beer cans and wine bottles.

  38. Boris Johnson Team GB Maria Fidelis School
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    All the other children wearing goggles, except the black kid….
    Yeah, tell me he wasn’t put there for “diversity”

  39. Usher Riding A Bike
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    Chasing down Bieber’s Ferrari.

  40. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    Tysons Tim
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    His dad is my dentist.

  41. John Malkovich Gap In Teeth The Giacomo Variations Press Conference
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich!

  42. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Legs Miniskirt
    tim
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    Nice! time to google.

  43. Kai Homeless Hatchet Hero Handcuffs Courthouse Booked For Murder
    Jkae
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    Buzzkill, dude.

  44. Miranda Kerr Naked Side Boob In Bed Instagram
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is her success due to her looking like she’s 15?
    Maybe.

  45. Sienna Miller Nipples No Bra Sheer Dress Tom Sturridge
    Jake
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    Should have stuck with the married billionaire.

  46. Snooki Holding Knife Bridezillas Cake Eating Competition WE TV 10th Anniversary Celebration
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh cool. The Farrely Brothers gave her Matt Dillon’s teeth from There’s Something About Mary. Isn’t that special.

  47. Kendall Jenner Bikini Face Of Agua Bendita
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    Thanks for waving your under-aged daughter in a bikini in people’s faces, Kris. If you’re stupid enough to wave her in my face, I’m stupid enough to fap to it.

  48. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Legs Miniskirt
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    … How you doin?…

  49. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
    Nonnie Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m the ghost with the most, babe.

  50. Kai Homeless Hatchet Hero Handcuffs Courthouse Booked For Murder
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck is cool…these shoes ain’t

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