The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
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    She’s got the best stalker seat in the house.

  2. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    She brought the world’s largest chocolate bar to distract Snooki.

  3. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
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    “Is this what a real musician looks like?”

  4. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Leather Dress NYC Fashion Week
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    Inexplicably see-through black pleather… Who says fashion doesn’t contribute anything to mankind?

  5. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
    donkeylicks
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    So my bus to Boston gets delayed and I’m forced to overnight it at Penn Station when this douche plugs in a mike

  6. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
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    The Hulk can’t fly, but she can jump so high, she might as well be able to.

  7. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    RocketInMyPocket
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    Clearly, this is a mid-life crisis. And it looks to be a doozy!

  8. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
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    It must have been quite a party. More like a wake.

  9. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    Someone looks like they are ready to fight… for their right… to 15% off at the early bird buffet.

  10. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s just trying to figure out if it’s worth the jail time.

  11. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    what’s with that lady lump!? & I don’t mean her boobs.

  12. Dakota Fanning Surprised Look Night Moves Premiere TIFF
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    I have the strangest boner. Heh. Look, he seems shocked, too.

  13. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
    G
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    I respect an old man who assumes getting older. It takes courage to perform without denture. Courage or alzheimer.

  14. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Butt Plugger
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    I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states

  15. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
    Fresco
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    Compared to Joan Rivers, who is only 4 years younger, her eyebrows are where they should be and overall, her surgeries were more subtle.

  16. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Please let her partner be Kyle MacLachlan…

  17. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    That’s a good way to hide the fact that you’re 3 feet tall.

  18. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    The Travolta chin beard is gaining popularity..

  19. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
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    I’ll take the both of them to go.

  20. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
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    Perfection.

  21. Tyne Stecklein Butt Tight Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    What would I google without you, Fish…

  22. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    vandal
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    Fat geeza.

  23. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Leather Dress NYC Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to be pissed if Steve-O fucks her.

  24. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
    donkeylicks
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    Boy, I can’t keep up with all of these new fetishes, doorknob licking, shoe smelling now evolved to bicycle-seat smelling, pube pulling…

  25. John Mayer Orgasm Face Onstage Playing Guitar
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    that squash blossom necklace & those droopy eyes, has to be peyote. Yep, going with peyote .

  26. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Matt
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    Holy crap, excellent use of PhotoShop.

  27. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    vandal
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    42? Grow up you cunt!

  28. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    Ugly dress. Great body.

  29. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    Butt Plugger
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    That’s a hard core black soldier marching in his size 7 timberlands

  30. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    He must be tracking a Kardashian.

  31. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
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    flying tank. Alert the Army!

  32. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    Be yourself ; everyone else is already taken

    Oscar Wilde

  33. Philip Seymour Hoffman Holding Fat Belly Trending Down Set
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    “Hmmmmm. How would Jonah Hill approach this scene?”

  34. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
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    I want that gold plated PSP.

  35. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
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    so that’s what butt implants look like. meh.

  36. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    “SI! My penis EES very small. Why do you ask?”

  37. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    She’s getting chubby again, but she’s always had great tits.

  38. Philip Seymour Hoffman Holding Fat Belly Trending Down Set
    The Pope
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    He went full Nolte.

  39. Clive Owen Porn Stache
    donkeylicks
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    Every time I try to grow a mustache my girlfriend complains, I think I finally understand

  40. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
    boxlunch
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    Soon.

  41. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    She looks great.

  42. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
    donkeylicks
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    I’d like to dedicate this next one to Kim Kardashian!

  43. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
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    James Franco’s movie was so boring, it even put James Franco to sleep.

  44. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Making a break from the Kardashian compound? He won’t get far.

  45. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    @Montana it’s funny that you mentioned a buffet! I was at his birthday party earlier that night– he had it at Sizzler. Gangster theme. Dead serious. :-o

  46. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
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    that’s a thoughtful question, I must contemplate my answ……zzzzzzzzzzzz

  47. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
    mavis davis
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    Why no Nicki. That outfit doesn’t make your ass look like a giant clam at all.

  48. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
    The Pope
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    Is your real name Miguel?

  49. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
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    see it wasnt just his college courses he slept through.

  50. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    Where are the ping pong balls?

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