The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bob Harper Gold Tooth Voices On Point Musical Gala
    EricLR
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    Man, I loved him in Back to the Future.

  2. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Her’s to hoping the nanny teaches North a Reef knot.

  3. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
    FruitLoop
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    Witch Hazel is a Belieber!

  4. Hugh Jackman US Open
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    Old dude in the back row really wishes that wolverine guy would sit the hell down.

  5. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
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    Come Camilla – I have a sugar lump in my pocket.

  6. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    Karolina texting:
    OMG I have the hugest cow next to me with these things… I forget what their called…
    What do you call it when you don’t go into modeling and can actually eat carbs and your chest doesn’t look like two peperoni pieces on a flat surface?

  7. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    Ke$ha’s disturbing rendition of “The Vagina Monologues”

  8. Hugh Jackman US Open
    EricLR
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    Okay, Hugh, get ready. We’re cutting to you in 3…2….

  9. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    Is she taking her fashion tips from Courtney Stodden now?

  10. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    Dr. Phil
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    wait…she has a 2.5 inch buttcheek?

  11. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
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    The New York darkness must be really bright to warrant sunglasses.

  12. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
    caley
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    These girls are gonna be really disappointed when they realize he was never on ‘Friends’.

  13. Michael K Williams Diddy Boardwalk Empire Premiere
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    Diddy looks dismayed that the wait staff isn’t dressed in long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties as he suggested.

  14. John Mayer Orgasm Face Onstage Playing Guitar
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hopefully that’s the same necklace from The Brady Bunch and he falls off the stage. Forever.

  15. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    EricLR
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    Well, at least his new construction job will be less humiliating than his last album.

  16. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    He looks a little groggy. Has Kris been drugging him and forcing him to sign checks and property deeds?

    Admit it, you read that and thought “yeah, I could believe that”.

  17. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
    Dr. Phil
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    You can smell the urine from here.

  18. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    “view full size”

    no, fuck you.

  19. Michael K Williams Diddy Boardwalk Empire Premiere
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    “Sssstt.. Dude, the suits were on the RIGHT. That’s just leftover material, man.”

  20. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    Is that Reese Witherspoon’s long lost sister?

  21. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    Bonky
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    Sorry Christina, but not even the boobs can save you this time. Fashion fail.

  22. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
    EricLR
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    I wonder how much bleach was used afterward.

  23. Michael K Williams Diddy Boardwalk Empire Premiere
    EricLR
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    I knew if I just waited long enough, Amos and Andy would be back!

  24. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
    Mr. Sensitive
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    At the opening ceremony she performed her one-act show “I’m Melting”.

  25. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Leather Dress NYC Fashion Week
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    not sure if that’s the best hairdo for that forehead.

  26. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
    caley
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    Not seen: Mercdes-Benz, parked behind her ass.

  27. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I guess they figured out a long time ago that people who dress like douches get kicked in the nuts a lot.

  28. Dakota Fanning Surprised Look Night Moves Premiere TIFF
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    creepyasfuck

  29. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    something happened to her face. and body.

  30. Clive Owen Porn Stache
    EricLR
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    The part of Clive Owen will tonight be played by Timothy Dalton in 1993.

  31. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
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    Was it her boobs that sunk the Titanic?

  32. Tyne Stecklein Butt Tight Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    EricLR
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    You mean they practice???

  33. John Mayer Orgasm Face Onstage Playing Guitar
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    Makeup can cover the bruises but the squinty eyes tell a story of excessive motorboating (not that I believe there could be such a thing).

  34. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
    caley
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    ‘V Magazine: The V is for Vagrancy’

  35. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I hate Orlando Bloom more than George Zimmerman.

  36. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    donkeylicks
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    I’m all for letting one’s children express themselves but just to clarify boy on the left and girl on the right?

    • Trek Girl

      Viv, the girl, is holding Nemo. Knox, the boy, is holding the green thing.
      They are both wearing what boys and girls normally wear. The clothes are just casual. The only expression going on there is “I want to be comfortable”.

  37. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
    EricLR
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    The last phase of the triathlon involves scaling his forehead without a rope.

  38. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    Total respect for this guy. Have you TASTED the diet Snapple that he invented?

  39. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    He officially looks worse than that guy who got melted by toxic waste in Robocop

  40. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Angie, tell your daughter that she’s too young to be duck-facing for the camera.

  41. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Huh. I guess they ARE making “Hansel & Gretel II”.

  42. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
    EricLR
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    I bet she went through at least 2 plastic surgeons who refused to go that far.

  43. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
    donkeylicks
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    Some very interesting line of sight going on here.

  44. Bob Harper Gold Tooth Voices On Point Musical Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Did he kill Hank and Gomie last night?

  45. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
    EricLR
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    I don’t even think OCP can do anything with that.

  46. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    EricLR
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    I wish he had dressed as the *dead* Beastie Boy instead.

  47. Dakota Fanning Surprised Look Night Moves Premiere TIFF
    EricLR
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    Once again, I’m pretty sure she’s just wearing larger versions of kid’s clothes still.

  48. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    Sheesh. My fingers are hairier.

    Wait … that doesn’t win me any points, does it.

  49. Hugh Jackman US Open
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jon Hamm really needs to start wearing underwear.

  50. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    “I’ve been ionized, but I’m okay now.”

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