The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
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    Dick in a Bag

  2. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
    micheal
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    yummy

  3. Clive Owen Porn Stache
    hollyhood
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    walmart-brand george clooney.

  4. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
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    Yesss.

  5. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    CptCreep
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    Behind that curtain is an unsung hero holding taut 3 yards of loose skin.

  6. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    Melted Fist
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    Who’s the lucky guy. Jack or Ozzy?

  7. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
    kravdan
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    Man Ozzy’s looking pretty rough these days…

  8. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
    EricLR
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    She’s got a lot more to be disappointed about than any of those other concert-goers. All *they* wasted was $80 and a couple of hours.

  9. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    She’s….had some work done. Recently

  10. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
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    “Ok, casual, but intensely thoughtful. Is this too Penn? Not enough Brando? Is my Brando too obvious? Would James Dean have his eyes open, or closed? Maybe squinting, just a little. SHIT, acting is hard!”

  11. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    Hit that baby one more time!

  12. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
    EricLR
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    When she lands, it’s really going to ruin that surface.

  13. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    I’m sure Upton likes watching the ball bounce back and forth, just like anyone with a house cat’s intellect.

  14. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
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    Has this Kate been hanging around Kate Upton?

  15. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
    EricLR
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    Dispelling the low-rider myth, I see.

  16. Clive Owen Porn Stache
    Melted Fist
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    Clive Owen is a Stud!

  17. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    Haha, you guys all got fooled by forced perspective – he’s not sniffing that seat, he’s WAY behind it. His head is MUCH bigger than a bike seat!

  18. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
    Bruce J.
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    He learned this trick from Kanye.

  19. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    kravdan
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    Talentless douchebag, table for 1

  20. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
    EricLR
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    Remind me to NEVER, EVER, EVER attend the Braemar Games.

  21. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I pity the man who gets her chin stuck in his ass the first time she gives a blowjob.

  22. Clive Owen Porn Stache
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    Still would.

  23. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
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    “A Night of Generosity Benefit” sounds like these two were free of charge that night.

  24. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    Kurkova got such a lady boner she suddenly developed a belly button.

  25. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
    Bonky
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    Guy: “Wow, those are really nice golden goblets.”

    Kate: “I never heard anyone call them that before, but thanks.”

  26. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
    Melted Fist
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    Murphy. Is that you?

  27. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    “Well miss, I’m not a doctor, but I do play on on TV so I’ll try to give you a diagnosis…you have a yeast infection”

  28. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
    baba wawa
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    Fashion Week accessories brought to you by Fossil.

  29. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    Go down on enough dudes and you’re bound to have something stick…

  30. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    her boobs look like lima beans.

    • crb

      Agreed. -Or Eggplants.

      What kind of weird sack-truss has she got on that pushes the tops all the way to her collar-bones, but the outside-bottom is all the way out near her elbows?

  31. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    He looks dressed for a day of motorboating and yatching.

  32. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
    EricLR
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    Still contemplating yesterday’s performance on General Hospital.

  33. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
    Hugh Jazz
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    Proof once again that she didn’t need that whole door to float at the end of Titanic.

  34. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    EricLR
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    Red shouldn’t wear red, sweetie.

  35. Bill Clinton Overjoyed US Open
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    Wasn’t he carrying a tennis racket a minute ago…

  36. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    You won’t see Gwyneth Paltrow cutting in front of him on her Vespa.

  37. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    “Machete don’t always commute, but when he do…”

  38. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    J. Travolta
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    (don’t do the gay pose…don’t do the gay pose…don’t do the gay pose …)

    * CLICK *

    (shit!)

  39. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    way to stand there in a heterosexual fashion, Mr. Travolta.

  40. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
    EricLR
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    Story of his life. He triad, but failed.

  41. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
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    Hot.

  42. Bob Harper Gold Tooth Voices On Point Musical Gala
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    It’s funny how one gold tooth slides the “class meter” down like 30 points.

  43. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
    EricLR
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    Was she the ironic guest?

  44. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Anyone else weirded out by ogling?

  45. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
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    So, they are still doing whatever it is they do.

  46. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    I don’t know what marks this as a low end event most, the card tables and folding chairs, or that Kelly Osbourne is there.

    Also, when did she get pregnant?

  47. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    EricLR
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    I still don’t get why people keep implying this guy may be gay.

  48. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The sad part is they don’t even let Lil’ Jon in this section.

  49. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
    Shaka
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    “Do you think these different colored nails will be a bit too much?”

  50. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
    caley
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    I thought ‘Spring Breakers’ was already out?! Why is James Franco still in character doing promos for it?

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