The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    Can’t tell if she has dots on her stockings or if all of her crabs saw their chance to make a run for it.

  2. Bill Clinton Overjoyed US Open
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    “Huh huh… look over there… boobs”
    “Heh heh… heheheheheheh… yeah… heh heh… boobs”
    “Huh huh huh… huh huh”

  3. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
    Ebert's Jaw
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    “In this one I’m the Mexican bad guy…who drives a truck!”

  4. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
    Cuddles
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    She might look human if she’d just grow some eyebrows.

  5. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
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    Did she get more talented? Suddenly I’m interested in her work as an artist.

  6. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    The paparazzi guy was so much into checking out her ass, he forgot to take a picture of it… fucker.

  7. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
    kravdan
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    Damn it Sheen! My bike smells like coke and whores!

  8. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
    EricLR
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    Wow, he’s taken to ordering TWO maple syrups at a time??? Hardcore!

  9. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    How many months?

  10. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    Jay Leno’s going to kill him for banging his daughter.

  11. John Mayer Orgasm Face Onstage Playing Guitar
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    At these moments, I wish there was such a thing as flying sharks with rabies.

  12. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
    Mr. Sensitive
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    The wrong gust of wind will reveal more thinning white hair.

  13. Hugh Jackman US Open
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    “Okay, hold that, but turn 180 degrees. Perfect.”

  14. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
    EricLR
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    Is she slowly turning into Uma Thurman?

  15. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Watch out for poles, asshole.

  16. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    “Did somebody get the license plate of that puta on the Vespa?”

  17. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    kravdan
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    This will be going up my butt very soon.

  18. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
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    Heroin chic.

  19. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
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    Creeper!

  20. Philip Seymour Hoffman Holding Fat Belly Trending Down Set
    EricLR
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    Either he’s really method, or really in need of his dealer.

  21. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    He’s actually looking at her boobs reflected in the goblet…it’s a masterful piece of perversion.

  22. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    It smells. . . it smells like. . . Sheen was here!

  23. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    Looks like the cesarean scar is a little low.

  24. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
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    “For the last time, peasant, t’s a SATCHEL!”

  25. Bob Harper Gold Tooth Voices On Point Musical Gala
    kravdan
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    Is he going off to shoot some 70′s porn?

  26. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    EricLR
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    That little girl’s face says everything about what it must be like in that house.

  27. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
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    Who? Sure. Why not.

  28. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Holy shit. Next thing you know, she’s vaporizing old guys in wheelchairs.

  29. Michael K Williams Diddy Boardwalk Empire Premiere
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    Now that’s a mother fuckin’ lapel.

  30. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
    EricLR
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    I think you meant to type Jared Leto.

  31. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    kravdan
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    Why is she carrying around that toilet seat?

  32. Antonio Banderas Justin And The Knights Of Valour
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    Right down there. Lower. There you go…there are Melanie’s nipples.

  33. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    RoboPops.

  34. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Josephus
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    This picture of who?

  35. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
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    She’s just spying to be sure he’s not writing any songs about her, while she’s writing songs about him.

  36. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
    Ebert's Jaw
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    “Put a little more in the needle I got a fuckin screening in 10 minutes…”

  37. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
    EricLR
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    Well, looks like the *second* row didn’t forget their poses.

  38. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
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    How are things going if you’re the chick that has to be part of Courtney Love’s entourage?

  39. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    I wouldn’t get out of my way to not hit that.

  40. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    I just want to know if the wig is built into the bandana, like those mullet headbands?

  41. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    If there was a race to grow a mustache, she would probably beat him.

  42. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    I would have thought she lived in a double-wide, but that’s totally a single.

  43. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
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    Different US Open. This is the “casual tank top” division.

  44. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    “They call me Tortuga! That means turtle…because I really have to poop”

  45. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    Ebert's Jaw
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    “What did you say about Kate Winslet???”

  46. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    kravdan
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    I feel bad for him, no one showed him how to tie his shoes.

  47. Michael K Williams Diddy Boardwalk Empire Premiere
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    This is what can happen in Hollywood when you try to dress yourself

  48. Bill Clinton Overjoyed US Open
    EricLR
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    Slick Willy knows that nothing draws in the women like his friend Jimmy “The Greaseball” Gianconti.

  49. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    and this is just a regular night out for Dave.

  50. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    …and Juliana Margulies is there…

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