The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tyne Stecklein Butt Tight Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    Who the fuck is she fro….well, I guess I don’t care, because legs and ass.

  2. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    “If they fail to give me the senior discount at Denny’s, there will be…..trouble.”

  3. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    Birthday? Looks like he’s celebrating coming out.

  4. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    David Spade.

  5. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    Now I see the giant rat.

  6. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    What’s up with her left hand? It’s like a tentacle.

  7. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
    Spleen
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    Does this ass make my pants look small?

  8. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Greenie
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    If you listen, you can hear the song “Goodbye Horses” playing in the background.

  9. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
    some black dude
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    im sorry. I like big ass as much as the next black dude but I just don’t want my dick ripped off. seriously her arms look like Terry Crews’

  10. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
    some black dude
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    I had a dream like this once. except there were 6 of them

  11. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
    some black dude
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    ass looks like a garbage bag full of wet towels. not a nice ass at all. I’ll take AnnaSophia’s instead

  12. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    some black dude
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    ‘That’s not an ass THIS is an ass” Said Crocodile Dundee to Nicki Minaj and CoCo.

  13. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    Mama Pinkus
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    that gal really needs to eat ore

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