The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    cc
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    This was a theme party. It had to be.

  2. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    navvet75
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    57 states

  3. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    Natty Ice
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    “Schwing!!!”

  4. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    I read that tomorrow he plans on curling that mustache into a nice handlebar.

  5. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
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    Even with the extra pregnancy weight she looks beautiful!

  6. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Angie, for the love of gawd, fucking EAT SOMETHING!

  7. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    McDonald’s is bringing back “Mac Tonight”?

  8. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    They better keep a tight grip on Angie, in case the wind picks up.

  9. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
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    She just lays there. And has bad breath.

    Otherwise, I have to kill Orlando Bloom.

  10. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
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    I was going to point out that he looks like that AND is constantly drowning in hot chicks, but I didn’t want to be responsible for the mass suicides.

  11. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
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    “This is the last time I buy Taylor Swift’s seat.”

  12. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
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    Camilla only wishes she could look this good in a dress.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    See, I think she looks okay, but then I tend to grade her on a curve.

  14. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    “Fuckin’ street sign, I’m ready for ya now. Try and hit me this time, see what happens!”

  15. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    “WE KNEW YOU WOULDN’T STAY FAT FOREVER, AXL!”

  16. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    You know, David, Justin Timberlake is getting too old to pull off Justin Timberlake’s look. You don’t have a prayer.

  17. Dakota Fanning Surprised Look Night Moves Premiere TIFF
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    She looks like she’s playing pocket pool and just found the clitoris.

  18. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    And this outfit cost more than all of us will make this year.

  19. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    “Bellows? I thought you said Collins!”

  20. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Thanks to my little secret, I can handle this dance competition AND the geometry finals…

  21. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    On a movie set? Riiiiiggght….

  22. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
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    What a fucking mess.

  23. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
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    The Britney Spears ‘before’ shot.

  24. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    The dude played William Burroughs in Naked Lunch, he’s pretty fucking ok in my book.

  25. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
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    So the pilots just sit inside her head?

  26. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    He invented the high-rider.

  27. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    She’s mad out of circles.

  28. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    He bought a camera just to stand by celebrity cars.

  29. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    Paxil Rose.

  30. Philip Seymour Hoffman Holding Fat Belly Trending Down Set
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    And just like that, Phillip Seymour Hoffman discovered he could now take naps while standing up, if he simply used his stomach as a pillow.

  31. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
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    The more time passes, the more this guys career path makes him the white Cuba Gooding Jr. Seriously, how long until the two of them appear in, “Snow Dogs 2: Electric Bugaloo”?

  32. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
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    Seriously, how she has not been cast as The She-Hulk is beyond me? Also, would still bang.

  33. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    You know the body that dress is hiding can not be good when her belly button is actually larger than her mouth *shudder*

  34. Hugh Jackman US Open
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    “I’m sorry, I’ll have to call you back later. I can’t hear you, I have a stop watch in my ear”.

  35. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Clearly, those 2 children carry the gene for excessively long unruly hair – a responsible parent would have forced them to undergo preemptive medical procedures to avert this tragedy, and had their heads cut off in their infancy.

  36. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
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    OK, asshole in the last post that wished for flying sharks with rabies – see what you’ve done? somehow you’ve conjured a flying gorilla with chlamydia!

  37. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    I’m going to watch the absolute shit out of this movie!

  38. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
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    and somehow, she still looks more masculine than Prince Charles.

  39. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    C’mon, Fish – if I wanted to look at fat old pale women, I’d go to Boca Raton, not this site!

  40. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    where is George Zimmerman when we really need him?

  41. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Sulky looking little urchins

  42. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    Looks like she’s hiding something…BRUTNEY – TURN AROUND AND SHOW US YOUR BALLS!

  43. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
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    That’s a shame.

    To think of all the 70s bachelor pad furniture that had to die to make that outfit…>>sniff

  44. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
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    Your move, Phyllis Diller…

  45. Philip Seymour Hoffman Holding Fat Belly Trending Down Set
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    “you look sexy”……..”thanks Scotty”

  46. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    Performing……what, a bowel movement?

  47. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    That is one distracted pap.

  48. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    (sigh)…Fake nipples, and her wrists are actually smaller than her children’s.

  49. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
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    Nice boogerwipe stains on the dress.

  50. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    Weller = The Red Skull

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