The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Looks like somebody pissed her off.

  2. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    whatever
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    He is all black except for his pale white skin.

  3. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    “Danny, this isn’t a drive thru Liquor store.”
    “Give me a minute and some driving room!”

  4. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
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    Flattered sir, but I’m still not a prostitute!

  5. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    He either insulted his barber or his Rogaine dealer.

  6. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
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    “I slept with a married black man and still became a respected role model. Take that Kardashians!”

  7. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    “This? oh, just my gaydar,”

  8. Bob Harper Gold Tooth Voices On Point Musical Gala
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    When does his rap album drop?

  9. Hugh Jackman US Open
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    “Women’s tennis?… I’ve gotta go.”

  10. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    “I’m hot…Can I carjack you?”
    “Sure!… Let me kick out the wife and kids… Can I come?”

  11. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
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    When did David Arquette join a Run DMC cover band?

  12. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
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    Just like the Superficial likes them, chunky and overrated.

  13. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    She has her own zip code now.

  14. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  15. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    Thought she was supposed to be thin now/

  16. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    Thought she was supposed to be thin now?

  17. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    So he’s progressed from a bandanna covering his bald spot to a wig bandanna combo.

  18. Bill Clinton Overjoyed US Open
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    Never go full Dick Van Dyke.

  19. Danny Trejo Driving Monster Truck
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    Riding world’s tallest lowrider.

  20. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
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    “What’s in your sporran ?”

  21. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    That isn’t a trophy, it’s a token for a free massage.

  22. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    So she does have a tail.

  23. Michael K Williams Diddy Boardwalk Empire Premiere
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    “I stole these clothes from a skinny little blonde boy”

  24. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
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    This bandana’s for you John Cryer.

  25. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    Did he attend Buring Man.

  26. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
    Jkh
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    It’s quite pungent. Stings the nostrils. In a good way.

  27. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    Julianna Margulies found the best hiding spot, I didn’t even notice her.

  28. James Franco Interior Leather Bar Screening
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    I tried to think, but nothing happened!

  29. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    juan
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    “Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.”

  30. Clive Owen Porn Stache
    Helena Handbasket
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    Pornstache, meet my taint. Go on, get to know each other. Attaboy.

  31. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
    cc
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    Obviously she’s there with the intent to make someone lose.

  32. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
    cc
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    ‘Roman Polanksi told me this would be great…maybe I am missing something.’

  33. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
    cc
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    This earrings look like this things I hated in mixed bags of licorice. Glad someone found a use for them, I hate waste.

  34. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    Redfooder
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    Shouldn’t he be at the US Open with his gf?

  35. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Is she balding?

  36. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Madame Tussaud’s shows tremendous foresight don’t they?

  37. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
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    Like him! He was an amazing RoboCop!

  38. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Baby Bump Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    cc
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    She’s posing for the Flaccid Penis collection.

  39. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    cc
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    If you were kickin’ Kim K’s ass, you’d wear those too.

  40. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
    Skip Ridiculous
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    Steroids will make ya…JUMP! JUMP!

  41. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Medusa wishes she had Julianne Hough’s ass.

  42. Antonio Banderas Justin And The Knights Of Valour
    cc
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    ‘You there, what’s your guess?’
    ’1985?’

  43. Prince Charles Kilt Braemar Games
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    ♪ …Left foot now y’all
    Cha cha real smooth … ♫

  44. Dakota Fanning Surprised Look Night Moves Premiere TIFF
    papastryfe
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    WOAH! Fresh batteries in my vibe underwear DO make a difference!

  45. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
    cc
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    Waterboarding is in at NYC parties this year.

  46. Tyne Stecklein Butt Tight Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    cc
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    Definitely need to see that in a thong.

  47. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
    cc
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    Burberry sunglasses? Dude, seriously.

  48. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
    cc
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    Strange how some people age really badly.

  49. Peter Weller Cravat Red Sunglasses Sons Of Anarchy Season Six Premiere
    cc
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    A turquoise shirt and a scarlet scarf…come on man.

  50. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Leather Dress NYC Fashion Week
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    Her ass should get some sort of a lifetime achievement award.

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