The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

September 9th, 2013 // 706 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembers God is a lie, goes back to posting pictures of tits online for money* So, today’s TCWM is the usual bloated, butt-filled yoga-pantsed, and Bill Clinton oogling-tittiesed random mess that it always is. You know what your here for, just go already.

Oh shit, so yeah that Armageddon stuff up there? Sorry, I think I may have unleashed something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Hey Now
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    Um, when did I time travel to 1998?

  2. Kanye West Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    joe
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    I’m sure he’s running to CVS for diapers and wipes. Because he’s such a good parent.

  3. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
    joe
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    Well, county fairs are known for their livestock shows.

  4. Bret Michaels Double Chin Fat Neck 27th Malibu Triathalon
    joe
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    He’s lucky that he chose the bandana thing well before he started wearing extensions.

  5. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
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    Ohhhh, no thanks, those aren’t for me.

  6. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    “Quick yall, take the pictur before I get fat again!”

  7. David Arquette White Running Suit Fedora Jewlery Bootsy Bellows
    joe
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    Now I know who’s Corey Feldman’s idol.

  8. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    She’s a sexy Sagittarius from Gainesville. Gentlemen, put your hands together for…Mercedes!

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    A lot of cups runnething over

  10. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    Something about a chinese phone book.

  11. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    I’ve seen better-looking, more talented, more educated and more well-spoken strippers in backwoods topless bars in Alabama, yet she excels at gaining Taco Bell weight and losing it for 2 weeks every 6 months when she’s on a coke bender. Therefore, she deserves to be rich and famous.

  12. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    micheal
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    not impressed. she finally lost the 10 pounds and most of it she lost of her butt. Big fail

  13. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    micheal
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    wow

  14. Tyne Stecklein Butt Tight Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    micheal
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    very nice

  15. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    It’s good to see that kids from all economic backgrounds love the same shitty 85 cent trinkets that my kids do.

  16. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    “so that’s vagina? Do good looking girls taste any better?”

  17. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
    blerg
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    Guess who asked “Is that your finger in my asshole?”

  18. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
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    Where’s Robin Thicke and his wife when you need them?

  19. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
    kravdan
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    They called her the ship of dreams

  20. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
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    Bieber paused, not immediately sure which one had been “in the stink”

  21. Philip Seymour Hoffman Holding Fat Belly Trending Down Set
    kravdan
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    He just sharted…

  22. Kate Upton Cleavage Karolina Kurkova US Open
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    They guy behind her keeps “accidentally” dropping stuff that somehow finds it’s way down to Kate’s row.

  23. Jon Cryer Smelling Bike Seat 27th Malibu Triathalon
    NoCheese
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    Whose bicycle seat is he sniffing?

  24. Ke$ha Spread Eagle LA County Fair Show
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    The stench must be overwhelming.

  25. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
    Pickle Nose
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    That is one sweet wispy moustache. Isn’t he 20? Shouldn’t he have gone through puberty yet?

  26. John Mayer Orgasm Face Onstage Playing Guitar
    blerg
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    I had no idea Green Day was still a thing

  27. John Mayer Orgasm Face Onstage Playing Guitar
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    Headband on a douche alert.

  28. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
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    I don’t know…looks like she’s hiding from him to me.

  29. Famke Janssen Creepy Face 39th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Caveman forehead bad!

  30. Katy Perry Hiding Behind Speakers At John Mayer Concert
    blerg
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    If he tries to cut you in half, just run.

  31. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
    Pickle Nose
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    Is she preggers? This picture makes her look like Dennis Leary with giant fakers.

  32. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
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    That logo wall behind them looks like every junk email I got this morning.

  33. Justin Bieber Cunnilingus Hand Signal Posing With Fan
    Dr. Phil
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    He licks a girl and she turns into the Wicked Witch?

  34. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
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    Even the cleavage and the shiny material is failing to distract me at this point.

  35. Courtney Love Dark Circles Under Eyes V Magazine Party
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    If I cried that much I would just stop wearing mascara.

  36. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon Huge Butts Spandex Dress Generosity Water 5th Annual Night of Generosity Benefit
    myyellowflameshedances
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    These girls are only 23! When did they begin morphing into Lil Kim?

  37. Bill Clinton Overjoyed US Open
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    “Two hours an twenty three minutes of staring straight up without blinking… It was totally worth it.”

  38. Dakota Fanning Surprised Look Night Moves Premiere TIFF
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    She insists on making me hate her more and more each day.

  39. Kate Winslet Huge Pregnant Boobs Labor Day Premiere TIFF
    Mr. Sensitive
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    When did she join the cast of Mad Men?

  40. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
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    “Miss Walters, this is craft services…not the dressing room. Those are sprinkle donuts, not earrings.”

  41. Miranda Kerr Nipples Braless Tank Top US Open
    Pickle Nose
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    FML.

  42. Hugh Jackman US Open
    blerg
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    why is miley cyrus in the front row?

  43. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Belly Dancers
    YadaYada
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    What is it about this guy that makes me want to punch him in his face?

  44. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
    Commented on this photo:

    We are going to have to COMPLETELY revisit the way we have translated Norse mythology.

  45. Barbara Walters Wrinkly Face NYC Fashion Show
    mavis davis
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    Hugh Hefner’s doing drag now?

  46. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig Killing Season Premiere 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Just like in kid’s soccer, evidently everyone gets a trophy just for showing up.

  47. Serena Williams Jumping Up Celebrating US Open Victory
    Dr. Phil
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    I blame the pre-match burrito.

  48. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    EricLR
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    She’s not a woman, but not yet a hag.

  49. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt NYC Fashion Week
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    Her tailor deserves an award.

  50. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection Show
    kravdan
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    Please don’t stare at my giant boobs that I have on display for all to see. It’s so disrespectful to me, that you stare at these massive meat balloons on my chest, right here…

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