The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.30.13

September 30th, 2013 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll now offer my thoughts the Breaking Bad finale because if this Internet’s for anything, it’s going to be porn, then porn, then cats, memes, porn memes, gifs the place assholes like me go to have an opinion about stuff I in no way participated in the creation of. I just ended that sentence with a preposition, because blogging – it’s anyone’s game! Anyway, that shit was TV perfection, right down to Flynn wearing snow camo cargo pants and Walter suggesting Skyler make him breakfast one last time. Tip of the cap, Gilligan, and thanks for all the *bad* times. Where’s that coffee, Fish? On to today’s TCWM.

We’ve got an Ireland Baldwin Instagram shot because today is a day of the week, Kate Gosselin remembering how cute kids are when they’re still at an age that TV executives are willing to exploit, Johnny Galecki and the jacket that justifies whatever hate crime it incurs, Michael Bay teaching a young fan the Ferrari wash pressure point, and finally, Rihanna in our first ever Final Six.

It’s a new frontier, people. I vote we name it Butt Country,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
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    There’s nothing about his ensemble that makes sense without a drug habit. Denim jacket, leather sleeves, stupid belt and am outlaw Josie Wales cigarillo. Is it any wonder most of America finds show business repulsive? Here’s an idea, don’t go out of your way to dress like a hobo you moron.

  2. Gerard Butler Screaming Into Microphone Global Citizen Festival
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    [hannibal]Closserrrrrrr[/hannibal]

  3. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stella McCartney Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
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    “Bless you, Miranda. Bless you…”

  4. Hugh Jackman Stroking Diego Lunas Face Donostia Award 61th San Sebastian International Film
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    “Now, ladies and gentlemen, as utterly amazing and totally unbelievable as this is, if you will pay close attention, you’ll see me pull a diamond out of this man’s ear…and then watch as I run like hell.”

  5. Gerard Butler Screaming Into Microphone Global Citizen Festival
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    “Seweeeeeeeeee, pig, pig, pig…and no sooner does it pass thru my lips, and here comes Rosie O’Donnell!”

  6. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    She actually uses those cans for smuggling rum.

  7. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
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    That’s a butt I could take home to meet Mom.

  8. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour
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    This is an asshole I could take home to meet my giant hulk of a cousin, Bruno Cartilage, who works for the boss down on the docks and who totally hates Englishmen. Unless they’re cooked properly.

  9. Eva Longoria Panties See Through Dress Hugging Kate Beckinsale Annual Eva Longoria Foundation Dinner
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    “Is that a garbanzo bean in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

  10. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
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    This guy looks like me was put together with some sort of a bizarro Mr. Potato Head set.

  11. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Talking To Guy On Street
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you nuts? I wouldn’t let you take pictures of my wife nursing our baby for even CLOSE to $50.00. Make it $100 and you can even taste her milk.”

  12. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
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    Guy’s been resetting his watch to 15 minutes ago for decades now.

  13. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    I’ll bet she misses the piles of bras and nerf balls she used to wear on her chest. At least she could remove them after a hard day of um.. I don’t even know.

  14. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
    Wesh
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    Why exactly is she more famous than all other prostitutes ?

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