The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.30.13

September 30th, 2013 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll now offer my thoughts the Breaking Bad finale because if this Internet’s for anything, it’s going to be porn, then porn, then cats, memes, porn memes, gifs the place assholes like me go to have an opinion about stuff I in no way participated in the creation of. I just ended that sentence with a preposition, because blogging – it’s anyone’s game! Anyway, that shit was TV perfection, right down to Flynn wearing snow camo cargo pants and Walter suggesting Skyler make him breakfast one last time. Tip of the cap, Gilligan, and thanks for all the *bad* times. Where’s that coffee, Fish? On to today’s TCWM.

We’ve got an Ireland Baldwin Instagram shot because today is a day of the week, Kate Gosselin remembering how cute kids are when they’re still at an age that TV executives are willing to exploit, Johnny Galecki and the jacket that justifies whatever hate crime it incurs, Michael Bay teaching a young fan the Ferrari wash pressure point, and finally, Rihanna in our first ever Final Six.

It’s a new frontier, people. I vote we name it Butt Country,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Hat Trenchcoat Kanye West Rolling Eyes
    CK
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    OOOH, maybe he’ll walk into another sign!

  2. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Those are some top of the line bolt-ons, she’s got.

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    Too much plastic. Even excluding the dress.

  4. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Talking To Guy On Street
    EricLR
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    He’s just stopping random people and yelling at them now.

    “Look, I’m not even a paparazzo…”

    “SHUT UP, FUCKER!”

  5. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
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    “She’s so cute! How much?”

  6. Michael Bay Posing With Fan Transformers 4 Set
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    “Yeah… that’s not how you do the Vulcan death grip, dude…”

  7. Brook Shields Double Chin TAO Downtown Grand Opening
    EricLR
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    She got lost between her limo and the door again.

  8. Hugh Jackman Stroking Diego Lunas Face Donostia Award 61th San Sebastian International Film
    Inner Retard
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    That’ll do, Diego. That’ll do.

  9. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    i think someone lied about gettting her tits cut off…

  10. Naomi Watts Cleavage Charles Grodin White Hair Scarf Captain Phillips Premiere
    EricLR
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    Somehow she just sucked 10 years out of him.

  11. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
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    Now I see why she’s featured here so much. I’m in love.

  12. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
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    Aaaaannnd this is what happens when you squeeze Coco’s boobs too hard.

  13. Patrick Dempsey Grabbing Wife Jillian Finks Ass
    EricLR
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    This is the part where the restaurant staff all wonder how Patrick Dempsey is still around.

  14. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
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    As long as she stops at the cheese, he’ll be okay. Otherwise, he’ll be in the market for a face transplant.

  15. Kim Kardashian Hat Trenchcoat Kanye West Rolling Eyes
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    Ohhhh, look Kanye. I’m still relevant.

  16. Jon Voight Talking To Young Woman
    EricLR
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    No one has the heart to tell him that his tablet is actually just an Etch-a-Sketch.

  17. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
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    Looks as if Kim & Kanye found a babysitter for North while they are in Paris.

  18. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
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    Yikes! You look better with your glasses ON, Liz Lemon.

  19. John Mayer Orgasm Face Playing Guitar Global Citizen Festival
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    Harry Dean Stanton in 1845.

  20. Mickey Rourke Slippers No Socks Knit Hat
    EricLR
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    Laugh at Mickey all you like, but you guys are going to feel really guilty about it when his legs finally disappear.

  21. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
    Inner Retard
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    I bet that’s not the only one who’d like to pork around with those tits.

  22. Brook Shields Double Chin TAO Downtown Grand Opening
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    And to think that, once upon a time, she was the hottest teen on film, making racy Calvin Klein jeans ads.
    http://fashionsizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/brooke_shields_calvin_klein_jeans.jpg
    Hhhhhhh….

  23. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    How many of her kids have lost eyes to those things so far?

  24. Ashley Greene Boyfriend Dirty Sweatpants Ratty Shoes
    EricLR
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    I really think she would be better off with a guy who doesn’t steal sweatpants from the homeless.

  25. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stella McCartney Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
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    Looks like a mannequin.

  26. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stella McCartney Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    Kodos
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    Proud of those, aren’t you?

    Miranda, we thank you.

  27. Kelly Bensimon Nipples See Through Dress TAO Downtown Grand Opening
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    Bat. Shit. Crazy.

  28. John Mayer Orgasm Face Playing Guitar Global Citizen Festival
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    Awww, Sad John Mayer wanted to be the new Batman…

  29. Jennifer Connelly Homeless Clothes Shelter Set
    EricLR
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    She’s always playing some homeless woman. I’m sorry, but someone who looks like her is never going to have any trouble finding a home–or a rich husband, or a career in Hollywood.

  30. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
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    Workin’ on her shit.

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
    Inner Retard
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    First, Breaking Bad ended. Now this.

  32. Coco Cleavage Aerial Yoga Instagram
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    And THIS is what happens when you hang Coco upside down. No, really.

  33. John Mayer Orgasm Face Playing Guitar Global Citizen Festival
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    Jim Carry impersonating John Mayer.

  34. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
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    Is this someone?

  35. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Another day, yet another Kelly Brook Instagram photo.

  36. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Season Two Premiere Party
    Kodos
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    You DO know you will grow up into a bitter, knock-kneed, horse-faced, alcoholic WHORE hanging out with your 3 sexually embittered ‘best’ friends, yes?

    RUN. RUN NOW…

  37. Ashley Greene Boyfriend Dirty Sweatpants Ratty Shoes
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    Wow, “the burnout pit” has a whole different meaning for this dude, doesn’t it?

  38. Michael Bay Posing With Fan Transformers 4 Set
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    A young Spock learns the Vulcan nerve pinch the hard way.

  39. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
    Inner Retard
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    Someone screamed: Kato, NO!!!… then a suction noise and that was the last time anyone saw him.

  40. Jennifer Connelly Homeless Clothes Shelter Set
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    Well what do you know; a warm, bright, sunny oubliette.

  41. Rihanna Nipples Butt See Through Lingerie Instagram
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    She just caught a whiff of herself.

  42. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
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    Someone invited him somewhere?

  43. Rihanna Nipples Butt See Through Lingerie Instagram
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    Stop typing over the good stuff, Matt Drudge!

  44. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
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    “You only popped out one of these? What a waste of time.”

  45. Hugh Jackman Stroking Diego Lunas Face Donostia Award 61th San Sebastian International Film
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    “This of course is my second favorite beard. Deb, honey, this is for you!”

  46. Kim Kardashian Hat Trenchcoat Kanye West Rolling Eyes
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    He’s dreaming of leather jogging pants.

  47. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
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    My plan is foolproof! If I keep on dressing up like a lesbian, Melissa’ll take me.back.

  48. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
    Inner Retard
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    Learning from Disney’s motto: ”you can never sell (to) them young enough”, Kate targeted the young demographics.

  49. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour
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    I’m crushing your head!

  50. Kelly Bensimon Nipples See Through Dress TAO Downtown Grand Opening
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    You can see every line of her upper body. Nice.

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