The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.30.13

September 30th, 2013 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll now offer my thoughts the Breaking Bad finale because if this Internet’s for anything, it’s going to be porn, then porn, then cats, memes, porn memes, gifs the place assholes like me go to have an opinion about stuff I in no way participated in the creation of. I just ended that sentence with a preposition, because blogging – it’s anyone’s game! Anyway, that shit was TV perfection, right down to Flynn wearing snow camo cargo pants and Walter suggesting Skyler make him breakfast one last time. Tip of the cap, Gilligan, and thanks for all the *bad* times. Where’s that coffee, Fish? On to today’s TCWM.

We’ve got an Ireland Baldwin Instagram shot because today is a day of the week, Kate Gosselin remembering how cute kids are when they’re still at an age that TV executives are willing to exploit, Johnny Galecki and the jacket that justifies whatever hate crime it incurs, Michael Bay teaching a young fan the Ferrari wash pressure point, and finally, Rihanna in our first ever Final Six.

It’s a new frontier, people. I vote we name it Butt Country,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour
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    Malcom X appears to be telling Russell to get the fuck off the stage.

  2. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
    EricLR
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    Nothing says classy quite like a rubber dress.

  3. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stella McCartney Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
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    It seems the show is right here.

  4. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Everything that Courtney Stodden is not.

  5. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
    fred
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    “Oh My God-Snooki! I didn’t know you were going to be down here!”

  6. Michael Bay Posing With Fan Transformers 4 Set
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    …posing with the one person excited to see Transformers 4

  7. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stella McCartney Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
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    In the background of every photo like this, there’s a bus that should be driving over Orlando Bloom.

  8. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
    EricLR
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    Apparently the Celebrity Invitational forgot to invite any celebrities.

  9. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    So we’re bathing ham in brine are we?

  10. Gerard Butler Screaming Into Microphone Global Citizen Festival
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    THIS.IS.PORT-O-POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
    EricLR
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    She’s so adorable! How are you planning on exploiting her?

  12. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour
    blerg
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    That’s not how you make a fist…

  13. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Talking To Guy On Street
    Icehawg
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    You saw my daughter’s what?!??

  14. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
    Art Crow
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    80% butt

  15. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    That pig is fake. Under it is a guy with an underwater camera who’s getting some sweet upskirt/cameltoe shots.

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    I see 3M is making industrial strength masking tape…

  17. Kim Kardashian Hat Trenchcoat Kanye West Rolling Eyes
    EricLR
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    “When are we going to the zoo, Kanye? Huh? Huh? Will it be soon? I like zoos. When are we going?”

  18. John Mayer Orgasm Face Playing Guitar Global Citizen Festival
    blerg
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    The brown note…

  19. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
    fred
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    Just out of frame in his right hand he is holding a sign that says:

    “Will eat food out of fat, ugly chicks’ mouths for food.”

  20. Ireland Baldwin Bikini In Hot Tub With Friend Instagram
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    “Two girls, no interest.”

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    I’m glad to see she’s wearing the collar I sent her. I got the chain ready.

  22. Jenny McCarthy 1 OAK Nightclub
    George P Burdell
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    They should learn to cure disease and not prevent them with pie.

  23. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    OMG! “Bacon of the Sea” is REAL!

  24. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
    EricLR
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    I have a video on YouTube!

  25. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Talking To Guy On Street
    Bonky
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    “Alec, just calm down. He was saying he’s a really big fan, he wasn’t trying to start something. He’s just saying he likes you, it’s what people say when they meet celebrities.”

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    This is what happens to Coco if you squeeze her butt to hard.

  27. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Talking To Guy On Street
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    Alec: “Look here you paparazzi, asshole! If you don’t stop harrassing my wife and me, I will beat you within an inch of your life.”
    Guy: “I’m just trying to get past you, could you please stop blocking the sidewalk?’

  28. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    “Kim Kardashian! What are you doing here?”

  29. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
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    This is better than I thought he would be doing.

  30. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour
    EricLR
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    Somewhere, Skarsgard is laughing at him for having to try.

  31. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    EricLR
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    Somewhere there’s an aborigine wondering where his kid went.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Hey, if your kid gets snatched while you’re staring at nipples, that’s your own fault.

  32. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
    blerg
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    His doctor is gonna need a screwdriver to chip the crust out of his pee hole after that fucking that one.

  33. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    Gretchen’s got a killer bod!!

  34. Gerard Butler Screaming Into Microphone Global Citizen Festival
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    This is how one Spartan greets a fellow Spartan!

  35. Patrick Dempsey Grabbing Wife Jillian Finks Ass
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    Ms. Fink kept her maiden name as she felt it would be too embarrassing to be always referred to as Ms. Dempsey.

  36. Nabilla Benattia Underboob Thomas Vergara Jean-Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
    fred
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    Built in knee pads are smart. He can go right to installing carpet after she dumps him.

  37. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
    blerg
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    Where’s the beef?

  38. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    I so wish someone with a pin would step up and pop her tits.

  39. Jon Voight Talking To Young Woman
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    “Have I mentioned to you that my daughter is Angelina Jolie?”

  40. Michael Bay Posing With Fan Transformers 4 Set
    EricLR
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    My mommy says that you only put so many explosions in your movies to compensate for your small dick and lack of talent, but I think you’re just great!

  41. Ireland Baldwin Bikini In Hot Tub With Friend Instagram
    blerg
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    I’ll bet 10 to 1 that Chris Hansen took that photo

  42. Eva Longoria Panties See Through Dress Hugging Kate Beckinsale Annual Eva Longoria Foundation Dinner
    EricLR
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    Here’s the part where we pretend not to hate each other.

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    this is exactly what I fucking hate about instagram.

    She’s taken a photo from a professional shoot for a 2011 calendar, and for some fucking reason run it through multiple Instagram filters to make it look like shit.

  44. Mickey Rourke Slippers No Socks Knit Hat
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    “Why no children…Of course I’m not your daddy…I’m your new nanny, Mrs. Doubtfire!”

  45. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    Is this the Chelsea Handler photo, or is it still to come?

  46. Coco Cleavage Aerial Yoga Instagram
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    Look, I love meat as much as the next guy…but I don’t want to see the pigs carcass swinging in the butcher shop.

  47. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
    EricLR
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    Businessman on bottom, Hair-metal fan from the 80′s up top!

  48. Jenny McCarthy 1 OAK Nightclub
    broduhjenner
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    actually, I think alexis arquette looks pretty good.

  49. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stella McCartney Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    Inner Retard
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    No one knew about Miranda’s secret identity. But when duty called she was always ready to jump into the nearest phone booth to change into her alter ego as a mild mannered sex toy.

  50. Gerard Butler Screaming Into Microphone Global Citizen Festival
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    No need to shout, Gerard, when you have 2 microphones in front of you.

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