The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.30.13

September 30th, 2013 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll now offer my thoughts the Breaking Bad finale because if this Internet’s for anything, it’s going to be porn, then porn, then cats, memes, porn memes, gifs the place assholes like me go to have an opinion about stuff I in no way participated in the creation of. I just ended that sentence with a preposition, because blogging – it’s anyone’s game! Anyway, that shit was TV perfection, right down to Flynn wearing snow camo cargo pants and Walter suggesting Skyler make him breakfast one last time. Tip of the cap, Gilligan, and thanks for all the *bad* times. Where’s that coffee, Fish? On to today’s TCWM.

We’ve got an Ireland Baldwin Instagram shot because today is a day of the week, Kate Gosselin remembering how cute kids are when they’re still at an age that TV executives are willing to exploit, Johnny Galecki and the jacket that justifies whatever hate crime it incurs, Michael Bay teaching a young fan the Ferrari wash pressure point, and finally, Rihanna in our first ever Final Six.

It’s a new frontier, people. I vote we name it Butt Country,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
    it had to be said
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    And . . . another soul consumed. Great job, mom.

  2. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    Ireland Baldwin’s worst photo yet.

  3. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    it had to be said
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    Nice tits.

  4. Hugh Jackman Stroking Diego Lunas Face Donostia Award 61th San Sebastian International Film
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    “Thank you Diego, this will give me many hours of pleasure in ways you can only imagine.”

  5. Ireland Baldwin Bikini In Hot Tub With Friend Instagram
    it had to be said
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    Wait, which one eats the poop?

  6. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stella McCartney Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    Frank Burns
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    Fashion show? I thought it was a motorboat convention.

  7. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    I’m assuming these are three of the Housewives from somewhere.

  8. Rihanna Nipples Butt See Through Lingerie Instagram
    it had to be said
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    Tranny.

  9. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    Sorry, there is just nothing funny about this fiasco.

  10. Eva Longoria Panties See Through Dress Hugging Kate Beckinsale Annual Eva Longoria Foundation Dinner
    guttboy
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    I want to be part of this sandwich sooooo bad….

  11. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
    Smapdi
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    “What the fuck is that!?! Oh right, a baby.”

  12. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
    Turd Ferguson
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    What the hell is Kelly Clarkson doing swimming up to her?

  13. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    From 18 to 40 in 60 seconds.

  14. Jenny McCarthy 1 OAK Nightclub
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    How long before this dipshit starts claiming that the e-cig horseshit she’s endorsing cures autism?

  15. Jennifer Connelly Homeless Clothes Shelter Set
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    Acid kicks in at weird times.

  16. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Yes, Angelina, we get it. They put nipples back on there when they were done.

  17. Alicia Keys Wide Hips Tight Dress Global Citizen Festival
    guttboy
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    Lookin’ fine and wiiiide:) Just like I likem.

  18. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
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    Nice photobomb, Bruce Willis.

  19. Patrick Dempsey Grabbing Wife Jillian Finks Ass
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    McDreamy is getting all McFeeley (apologies to McFeeley)

  20. Naomi Watts Cleavage Charles Grodin White Hair Scarf Captain Phillips Premiere
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    When did Chuck turn into a ghost?

  21. Jennifer Connelly Homeless Clothes Shelter Set
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    Still hot even when dressed dumpy.

  22. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
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    “Gol’ Dang! It’s one of those Ocean Pigs! See if you can find a Chicken of the Sea now!”

  23. Mickey Rourke Slippers No Socks Knit Hat
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    Doesn’t everything Mickey Rourke wears appear to be one size too small?

  24. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
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    The best part about fat women is, as long as you’ve got cheese, there’s a good chance you’ll score!

  25. Kate Gosselin Baby Stroller Baltimore Book Festival
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    “You RUINED my life…You made me famous…I HATE you…I love you!”

  26. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
    George P Burdell
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    Which one is Kato?

  27. Kim Kardashian Hat Trenchcoat Kanye West Rolling Eyes
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    “Honey, are you listening? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are…”

  28. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
    rican
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    Who?

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
    Spleen
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    GROSS

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
    George P Burdell
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    That dress is be a PhD science project waiting for an industrious student.

  31. Hugh Jackman Stroking Diego Lunas Face Donostia Award 61th San Sebastian International Film
    EricLR
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    Wow, this is a real honor, senor [tosses it in trash as he walks off stage].

  32. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour
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    “Oh yeah I tell you somethin’…
    I think you’ll understand…
    When I say that somethin’…
    I want to hold your weiner!”

  33. Kim Kardashian Hat Trenchcoat Kanye West Rolling Eyes
    Spleen
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    He’s thinking about dick.

  34. Michael Bay Posing With Fan Transformers 4 Set
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    Mommy! He says he’ll stop hurting me if you wash his car.

  35. Kim Kardashian Hat Trenchcoat Kanye West Rolling Eyes
    Bonky
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    “So Kanye, we’re gonna eat ess car gots and croy sants and maybe some of that shamp pang knee and then we can go visit that guy, whats his name, the one that makes the three flavored ice cream, Neopoleon, oh doesn’t matter, I just love how everyone here talks French like they do in movies and….”

  36. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    “Honey, please stop staring at mommy’s boobies.”

  37. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Patent Leather Minidress
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    Her lips must be allergic to old man penis.

  38. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    George P Burdell
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    Now she is stealing the Fripple from Jennifer Anniston.

  39. Kato Kaelin Fat Woman Eating Food Out Of His Mouth Hollywood Poker Celebrity Invitational
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    Which one is supposed to be the celebrity?

  40. Hugh Jackman Stroking Diego Lunas Face Donostia Award 61th San Sebastian International Film
    blerg
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    The last guy who sucked my dick wasn’t this gay

  41. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
    EricLR
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    It’s good to see Jessica Simpson having fun.

  42. Naomi Watts Cleavage Charles Grodin White Hair Scarf Captain Phillips Premiere
    rican
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    “Why yes! This IS my 6 year old’s scarf!”

  43. Jon Voight Talking To Young Woman
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    I swear. There’s a treasure map tattooed on my nut sack.

  44. Mickey Rourke Slippers No Socks Knit Hat
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    She looks so cute when she’s all dressed up to go out on the town.

  45. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt See Through Dress Paris Fashion Week
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    Iggy?

  46. Gretchen Rossi Bikini Petting Pig Sandals Emerald Bay Celebrity Getaway And Golf Weekend Bahamas
    blerg
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    This is gonna be vivid’s highest selling video yet.

  47. Johnny Galecki Demin Jacket Leather Sleeves Clove Cigarette Late Show With David Letterman
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    Oh yeah. That jacket proves that you only play a nerd on TV.

  48. Gerard Butler Screaming Into Microphone Global Citizen Festival
    EricLR
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    THIS IS MANHATTAN!

  49. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Talking To Guy On Street
    George P Burdell
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    Excuse me. I am looking for my daughter, do you know how the access The Instagram?

  50. Gerard Butler Screaming Into Microphone Global Citizen Festival
    blerg
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    You don’t have to try so hard, just relax, it’ll come to you naturally.

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