The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.29.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice isn’t the full forty pics it usually is after a weekend harvest of celebrity horseshit. I’m attributing this to one of two things. 1.) Everything is just a little different, if not slightly duller since George Clooney got married. To assholes like Fish and I in celebrity gossip, this was the equivalent of a 9.7 magnitude earthquake. He was supposed to fight the good fight…we looked up to him…what do we do now, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?! 2.) TCWM committed suicide after the run of the last four pics in the gallery starting here.

There’s no excuse for what I’ve done, but I won’t apologize. You start a daily log to give your boss progress reports on Bruce Jenner’s breast size, leg hair laser removal, ponytail length, ect and see what kind of monster you become,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News