The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.26.11

September 26th, 2011 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.

Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Britney Spears Belly
    Venom
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    Yep, still fat.

  2. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    JaneEarhart
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    Dina & Ali Lohan in 10 years.

  3. Channing Tatum Magic Mike Cop Uniform
    Venom
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    Channing Tatum = automatic movie skip

  4. Nick Nolte Linen Suit
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Looks like it’s now or never if the academy are going to honour Casper

  5. Steven Tyler
    kimmykimkim
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    Seriously, mom! You’re embarrassing me!

  6. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Wig
    Venom
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    A pink piece of chicken around her neck, really?
    What next a watermelon dress?

  7. Steven Tyler
    RHawk
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    “After all these years, you would think that farting in stretch pants would not affect me this way.”

  8. Josh Duhamel Fergie Sports Bra Job
    Venom
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    Who said gay marriages can’t work.

  9. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Venom
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    Pretty sure that is Trace Cyrus.

  10. Britney Spears Belly
    DeucePickle
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    I think you misspelled Oompaloompsky Palace.

  11. Sophie Monk Minidress
    Venom
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    On her way to or from her latest john?

  12. Jonah Hill Perrier
    Colin
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    Well, at least he’s not wearing skinny jeans. The hat keeps the hipster douche level the same, but at least the grossness factor has decreased.

  13. Nick Nolte Linen Suit
    The Pope
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    Dr. Moreau lives!

  14. Nathan Fillion
    DiegoAD
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    More like WHITE Castle.

    *crickets chirping*

  15. Gilbert Gottfried
    Fester
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    I refuse to believe that Gilbert Gottfried found a woman who agreed to have sex with him. I say “agreed” because it would have to be consensual since any woman could easily kick the crap out of him.

  16. Jonah Hill Perrier
    Venom
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    Hipster douchebag. check
    Hipster douchebag arm tattoo. check

  17. CptCreep

    I would totally bang her… Mostly so I could tell my friends I banged a midget and the super herpes.

  18. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
    Venom
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    Look at that poor white guy in the red hat staring at her. Poor dude does not know he does not have a chance in hell with her.

  19. Steven Tyler
    DiegoAD
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    Paz de la Huerta is drunk yet again.

  20. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    Venom
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    What the fuck kind of outfit is that?

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    Neen
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    She is just like that episode of The Simpsons when Marge finds a Chanel suit at a discount store but is forced to alter it every day so it appears that she is always wearing a new outfit…

  22. Channing Tatum Magic Mike Cop Uniform
    CptCreep
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    “Ooops sorry, Perez Hilton was just saying hi”…

  23. Nathan Fillion
    JC
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    He’s prepping for his role as Private Pyle in the “Full Metal Jacket” remake.

  24. Paris Hilton Minidress
    RHawk
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    Did India need one more cow?

  25. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    Venom
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    Seriously worst outfit I have ever seen. Every single element of it is fucked up.

  26. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    Venom
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    The boobs are looking mighty delicious though.

  27. Nick Nolte Linen Suit
    CptCreep
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    1..2… Freddy’s coming for you…

  28. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    The Pope
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    It’s about time they updated “Hee Haw”!

  29. Snooki
    Cock Dr
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    The Snookster has been dieting…but does 20 pounds either way really make a difference with this beast?

  30. Courtney Love
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    Wearing a trophy from the first animal she ever killed.. a raptor. Tomorrow she’ll wear a guitar pick….

  31. Pheobe Price Cleavage
    RHawk
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    Phoebe, you are going to have to cut that dress lower if you do not want men to notice your face and other problem area. Drop the neckline to your kneecaps. That should help.

  32. Courtney Love
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’d like to see more of that wall

  33. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    I hate it when I see beautiful breasts punished in ill fitting dresses.

  34. Channing Tatum Magic Mike Cop Uniform
    Mike701
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    heheheh. Production assistants. Too Easy.

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    One huge advantage to being small breasted it that you can get away with going braless.

  36. Sophie Monk Minidress
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Underwear ? Where we’re going, we don’t need underwear.

    But we will need legs. Bring legs.

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Bandage dresses forever for JLH.

  38. Antonio Banderas
    RHawk
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    “Please help me. My wife is starting to look like Don Rickles in a blonde wig.”

  39. Steven Tyler
    Cock Dr
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    Someone has bested the JLo feather photo. Well done Steven; you are way goofy looking.

  40. Paris Hilton Minidress
    Venom
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    Indians better pray that she stays out of the Ganges, or they are all fucked.
    She will contaminate the entire river and kill millions of people.
    Hmm, Maybe India hired her to combat overpopulation.

  41. Gilbert Gottfried
    DeucePickle
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    So sad that in 20 years they will switch places with each other.

  42. Paris Hilton Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    She has to go farther & farther out to get the appearance gigs.
    At this rate she’ll be opening clubs in Greenland and the North Pole by year’s end.

  43. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The things you can imagine in a cardboard box

  44. Katy Perry Cleavage
    angerinside
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    Oh look her knees are padded. That Russell, he’s so romantic.

  45. Jamie Foxx Quentin Tarantino
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Please tell me they’re shooting a buddy-cop movie together

  46. Josh Duhamel Fergie Sports Bra Job
    baked
    Commented on this photo:

    I do love a man with nice abs.. except, I don’t get why he’s wearing a bra..

  47. Leighton Meester
    sparkymcgee
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    Why does this remind me of a tampon commercial?

  48. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Uncle Phil
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    This picture constitutes a hate crime.

  49. Snooki
    Snack pack
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    Delusion is a helluva drug.

  50. Gilbert Gottfried
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Helicopter father, jet pack kid.

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