Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.
Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?
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Yep, still fat.
Dina & Ali Lohan in 10 years.
Channing Tatum = automatic movie skip
Looks like it’s now or never if the academy are going to honour Casper
Seriously, mom! You’re embarrassing me!
A pink piece of chicken around her neck, really?
What next a watermelon dress?
“After all these years, you would think that farting in stretch pants would not affect me this way.”
Who said gay marriages can’t work.
Pretty sure that is Trace Cyrus.
I think you misspelled Oompaloompsky Palace.
On her way to or from her latest john?
Well, at least he’s not wearing skinny jeans. The hat keeps the hipster douche level the same, but at least the grossness factor has decreased.
Dr. Moreau lives!
More like WHITE Castle.
*crickets chirping*
Well done
Nicely done. Beat me to it.
I refuse to believe that Gilbert Gottfried found a woman who agreed to have sex with him. I say “agreed” because it would have to be consensual since any woman could easily kick the crap out of him.
Rohypnol’s a hell of a drug.
BAHAHAHA
Hipster douchebag. check
Hipster douchebag arm tattoo. check
I would totally bang her… Mostly so I could tell my friends I banged a midget and the super herpes.
Look at that poor white guy in the red hat staring at her. Poor dude does not know he does not have a chance in hell with her.
you’re dumb.
Well, when a manatee winds up out of water, all you can do is stare at its fidgeting body.
Paz de la Huerta is drunk yet again.
Ha, and she’s whipping out her big ten inch
What the fuck kind of outfit is that?
An awesome one.
She is just like that episode of The Simpsons when Marge finds a Chanel suit at a discount store but is forced to alter it every day so it appears that she is always wearing a new outfit…
Cut her some slack, the poor girl has been wrapped head to toe in ace-bandages for 3 months now…she’s obviously sprained her career.
“Ooops sorry, Perez Hilton was just saying hi”…
He’s prepping for his role as Private Pyle in the “Full Metal Jacket” remake.
Did India need one more cow?
Seriously worst outfit I have ever seen. Every single element of it is fucked up.
took the words right from my fingertips my friend!
The boobs are looking mighty delicious though.
1..2… Freddy’s coming for you…
It’s about time they updated “Hee Haw”!
The Snookster has been dieting…but does 20 pounds either way really make a difference with this beast?
Wearing a trophy from the first animal she ever killed.. a raptor. Tomorrow she’ll wear a guitar pick….
Please don’t show tomorrow’s pic. Or pick, for that matter.
Dude, total winner.
Phoebe, you are going to have to cut that dress lower if you do not want men to notice your face and other problem area. Drop the neckline to your kneecaps. That should help.
I’d like to see more of that wall
I hate it when I see beautiful breasts punished in ill fitting dresses.
I’m guessing you think all dresses are ill fitting?
heheheh. Production assistants. Too Easy.
One huge advantage to being small breasted it that you can get away with going braless.
Underwear ? Where we’re going, we don’t need underwear.
But we will need legs. Bring legs.
Bandage dresses forever for JLH.
“Please help me. My wife is starting to look like Don Rickles in a blonde wig.”
Someone has bested the JLo feather photo. Well done Steven; you are way goofy looking.
Indians better pray that she stays out of the Ganges, or they are all fucked.
She will contaminate the entire river and kill millions of people.
Hmm, Maybe India hired her to combat overpopulation.
So sad that in 20 years they will switch places with each other.
She has to go farther & farther out to get the appearance gigs.
At this rate she’ll be opening clubs in Greenland and the North Pole by year’s end.
The things you can imagine in a cardboard box
Oh look her knees are padded. That Russell, he’s so romantic.
Please tell me they’re shooting a buddy-cop movie together
I do love a man with nice abs.. except, I don’t get why he’s wearing a bra..
Why does this remind me of a tampon commercial?
idk but that’d be one helluva leak going on there
that was my first thought too.
This picture constitutes a hate crime.
Delusion is a helluva drug.
Helicopter father, jet pack kid.