The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.26.11

September 26th, 2011 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.

Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?

- The Superficial

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  1. Channing Tatum Magic Mike Cop Uniform
    Coyote
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    See how Huge my Dick is?

  2. Snooki
    it had to be said
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    Spanx is a wonderful thing. I mean, Snooki’s boobs are bigger than her belly? Yeah, right.

    • Michelle

      She actually does look like she’s lost some weight in this picture … unfortunately her face is still her face.

  3. Leighton Meester
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    “Shut up Callista Flockheart. We’re going to lunch and that’s that.”

  4. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
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    OMG! I’ll take TWO of those panties….
    Uhmmmm honey, those aren’t panties… They’re parachutes…

  5. Nathan Fillion
    The Pope
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    It’s not easy being green.

  6. Michelle Bombshell McGee
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    Oh look, Catface and Tatface.

  7. Tara Reid Drunk Zachary Keyahov
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    She’s actually naked in this pic.

  8. Josh Duhamel Fergie Sports Bra Job
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    Dude, where’d her penis go?

  9. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Chinto
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    I would have bet money her tongue would be pierced

  10. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
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    “Khloe! Hey sista!”

  11. Leighton Meester
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    Mischa Barton called. She wants her outfit back.

  12. Sophie Monk Minidress
    Chinto
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    All I want is a decent pair of pants!

  13. Snooki
    Tom
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    At The Pool Not Dark Enough, you mean.

  14. Willem Dafoe
    dlp
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    Sarah Jessica Parker’s new haircut actually doesn’t look bad, all things considered.

  15. Demi Moore
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The problem with face lifts are that the ears end up… where the hell are her ears?

  16. Britney Spears Belly
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Pig in need of a blanket

  17. Jamie Foxx Quentin Tarantino
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    Hey Jaime, wanna see why they call it chode of all chodes?

  18. Paris Hilton Minidress
    it had to be said
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    “Finish your curry! Think about the poor starving skank in America!”

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Well, I guess this Wonder Woman outfit is a *little* better than the one with the pants . . .

  20. Antonio Banderas
    it had to be said
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    Puss in boots? We call her Maria, but whatever.

  21. Katiegk213

    Nathan is just naturally like that! Haven’t you seen Dr. Horrible?! He’s always been rather broad. And so sexily broad I might add! Stillis!

  22. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
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    “It’s true! I’ve had TWO black cocks in me at once!”

  23. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I heard something about raining black dicks in the news that day.

  24. Britney Spears Belly
    it had to be said
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    Bring momma her cigarettes and bourbon, baby. You know I can’t go up stairs no more.

  25. Channing Tatum Magic Mike Cop Uniform
    it had to be said
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    Looks like he just got back from his side job at the bachelorette party.

  26. Gilbert Gottfried
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Umm, Mister? My parents are that way.

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    deucepickle
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    Shiiiiiiit, these thangs are real !

  28. Snooki
    RHawk
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    I have a copper pitcher that is about the same color as her skin.

  29. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Wig
    Scott
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    How did they get her vagina on her armpit?

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    I’d love to see the rainbow that is her closet

  31. Snooki
    JaneEarhart
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    I always wondered what a life sized My Little Pony would look like.

  32. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
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    i want her butthole wrapped around my tongue.

  33. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This picture perfectly encapsulates the Irish experience.

  34. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    it had to be said
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    Boy did she screw the Hitler salute up. No wonder Jesse James dumped her.

  35. Nathan Fillion
    DeucePickle
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    CHAZ, SMASH !

  36. Snooki
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, I know Hollywood has a boner for wax statues, but does Snooki really deserve a bronze one?

  37. Snooki
    Venom
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    Nice trash tattoo.

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    Venom
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    Need more of her hot sister Stella.

  39. Nathan Fillion
    kimmykimkim
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    Where’s my pepper spray?? Oh shit, he’s coming right for me! Raaaape! No, I mean… FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!!!

  40. Josh Duhamel Fergie Sports Bra Job
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t outrun a photoshop filter

  41. Gilbert Gottfried
    it had to be said
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    Dad, please don’t read me anymore fairy tales. You do the duck voice for all the characters.

  42. Courtney Love
    it had to be said
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    Nipples and muff covered? Ah. What a relief it is.

  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    RHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at the neck and chest, someone please tell me they Photoshopped JLH’s face on to Kathy Griffin’s body.

  44. Britney Spears Belly
    JaneEarhart
    Commented on this photo:

    Landing the role as Thing 2 in Suessical is the best thing to happen to her career in years.

  45. Nathan Fillion
    MelonJelly
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t even care. I’d still hit it.

  46. Giselle Bundchen See Through Shirt
    Venom
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    The look of shame knowing that she and Lindsay both banged the same fat bastard.

  47. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    it had to be said
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    What Cromwell could not accomplish Rihanna will. Time to emigrate!

  48. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    it had to be said
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    Did she get an autopsy? What’s with the lines on her midriff?

    • yoyoblack

      it’s a chain, she’s been wearing it on the regular. i remember belly chains were cool in like, ’96, but now they’re stupid.

  49. Willem Dafoe
    DeucePickle
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    If those are laugh lines, then this guy is hilarious

  50. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Venom
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    Kneepads, how appropriate.

    Why is James May playing the keyboard in the back?

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