Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.
Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?
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See how Huge my Dick is?
Spanx is a wonderful thing. I mean, Snooki’s boobs are bigger than her belly? Yeah, right.
She actually does look like she’s lost some weight in this picture … unfortunately her face is still her face.
“Shut up Callista Flockheart. We’re going to lunch and that’s that.”
OMG! I’ll take TWO of those panties….
Uhmmmm honey, those aren’t panties… They’re parachutes…
It’s not easy being green.
Oh look, Catface and Tatface.
She’s actually naked in this pic.
Dude, where’d her penis go?
I would have bet money her tongue would be pierced
“Khloe! Hey sista!”
Mischa Barton called. She wants her outfit back.
All I want is a decent pair of pants!
At The Pool Not Dark Enough, you mean.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s new haircut actually doesn’t look bad, all things considered.
The problem with face lifts are that the ears end up… where the hell are her ears?
OMG you are right!! WOW, that is freaky!!!
Pig in need of a blanket
Ha! Winner!
Hey Jaime, wanna see why they call it chode of all chodes?
“Finish your curry! Think about the poor starving skank in America!”
Brilliant.
Well, I guess this Wonder Woman outfit is a *little* better than the one with the pants . . .
Puss in boots? We call her Maria, but whatever.
Nathan is just naturally like that! Haven’t you seen Dr. Horrible?! He’s always been rather broad. And so sexily broad I might add! Stillis!
“It’s true! I’ve had TWO black cocks in me at once!”
BWA HA HA HA HA! And a HA HA HA HA HA!
I heard something about raining black dicks in the news that day.
Bring momma her cigarettes and bourbon, baby. You know I can’t go up stairs no more.
winner
Looks like he just got back from his side job at the bachelorette party.
“I’ve been getting some complaints about the noise in here…might have to take some of you girls DOWNTOWN…”
Let me fix that for you….
“Looks like he just got back from his side job at the bachelor party.”
Umm, Mister? My parents are that way.
Shiiiiiiit, these thangs are real !
I have a copper pitcher that is about the same color as her skin.
How did they get her vagina on her armpit?
I’d love to see the rainbow that is her closet
I always wondered what a life sized My Little Pony would look like.
i want her butthole wrapped around my tongue.
This picture perfectly encapsulates the Irish experience.
Boy did she screw the Hitler salute up. No wonder Jesse James dumped her.
CHAZ, SMASH !
Okay, I know Hollywood has a boner for wax statues, but does Snooki really deserve a bronze one?
Nice trash tattoo.
That thing is going to fade so quickly with all those light colors and the way she tans. Ha.
More likely, a melanoma will eat it.
@ JC: Here’s hoping!
Need more of her hot sister Stella.
Where’s my pepper spray?? Oh shit, he’s coming right for me! Raaaape! No, I mean… FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!!!
You can’t outrun a photoshop filter
I thought it looked a little watercolory
Dad, please don’t read me anymore fairy tales. You do the duck voice for all the characters.
Nipples and muff covered? Ah. What a relief it is.
Looking at the neck and chest, someone please tell me they Photoshopped JLH’s face on to Kathy Griffin’s body.
Landing the role as Thing 2 in Suessical is the best thing to happen to her career in years.
I don’t even care. I’d still hit it.
The look of shame knowing that she and Lindsay both banged the same fat bastard.
What Cromwell could not accomplish Rihanna will. Time to emigrate!
Did she get an autopsy? What’s with the lines on her midriff?
it’s a chain, she’s been wearing it on the regular. i remember belly chains were cool in like, ’96, but now they’re stupid.
If those are laugh lines, then this guy is hilarious
Awesome…..
Kneepads, how appropriate.
Why is James May playing the keyboard in the back?
I thought it was Noddy Holder!!