Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.
Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?
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And this is what Liv looked like when she was 15.
The Miz is AWESOME!
Now for a message from our sponsor: How NOT to give yourself a breast exam.
Rihanna thought carefully for a moment, “I’m not sure if they have always felt like this… where IS that bag boy when I need him?”
The song Bette Davis Eyes was a bit more popular after they renamed it from “Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hands”
Lucy Ricardo finally got her big break I see.
How come every time I see her, I think of Doctor Who and the last human: the Lady Cassandra? “Moisturizer Me!”
OMG, that 12 year old has the arm of a bodybuilder!
Russian men are not used to seeing hairless women with body fat.
…and then he said “oh, what a lovely tea party”
Looking for Yakko and Wakko
Didn’t I see this picture in an old Sears catalog?
Totally thought that was a lesbian.
If anyone is missing an Alzheimer’s patient, please check the Vancouver airport.
You know, for being 125 years old, she still looks decent.
Someone to her right must have a beer.
Pictured here: Jonah Hill and all of his straight friends.
MALCOLM HUNGRY!!!
I saw this game on the Atari 2600. It was called Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em…yes…it does exist.
The Chive forgot to include this pic of Anna Faris in 10 years.
“Jaime Foxx, you’re my favorite Wayans brother!”
Anybody else really want to see Christina Milian and Rhianna making out right now?
What does it cost the casino to have Snookie host a pool party? I guess they pay her something, and then there’s the added expense of draining the pool and scrubbing it down with Clorox afterwards.
Actually, this IS crap but I don’t miss it.
damn i wanna lick then bang her pussy walls!!!
I’d bang her herpes or no herpes!!
I’d bang her herpes or not!!!
She cannot fill those shoes.
The paparazzo who took this picture was never found.
Didn’t know she was southern as it looks like she is deep – fried
I love her Filipina-Hispanic-Native American, etc. skin tone combination. Nice breasts, too. Maybe B cup?
Rock in Rio is Skanks in Rio now?
Ha, she’s morphing into Kim Kardashian
i’d be estranged if that was my mom, too.
i can hold those for you.
What happened to my sweet Captain? This is most upsetting. I’d still fuck him
“Excuse me sir. Are you simply out for your morning jog or are you running from that giant penis behind you?”
Yes, she looks JUST like Minka Kelly. lol
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the love child of Cher and Kim Kardashian.
She probably didn’t count on the lumpy roll that is playdoh funfactory squeezing through the holes in the dress.
Poor girl had to go all the way to Mumbai to find acceptance. There, EVERYONE has flies buzzing around their open sores.
I was excited when I thought Rachel Ray got hot but bummed when I realized it was Vanessa.
God I’d fuck the shit out of him!
damn, she ugly
So, she is what someone would call ghetto, right?
I thought Australia had strict rules about quarantining disease-ridden animals?
Girlfriend look GOOD!