Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.
Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?
- The Superficial