The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.26.11

September 26th, 2011 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.

Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Steven Tyler
    The Brown Streak
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    And this is what Liv looked like when she was 15.

  2. Willem Dafoe
    The Brown Streak
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    The Miz is AWESOME!

  3. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    Gossip Whore
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    Now for a message from our sponsor: How NOT to give yourself a breast exam.

    Rihanna thought carefully for a moment, “I’m not sure if they have always felt like this… where IS that bag boy when I need him?”

  4. Giselle Bundchen See Through Shirt
    The Brown Streak
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    The song Bette Davis Eyes was a bit more popular after they renamed it from “Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hands”

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Lucy Ricardo finally got her big break I see.

  6. Pheobe Price Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    How come every time I see her, I think of Doctor Who and the last human: the Lady Cassandra? “Moisturizer Me!”

  7. Antonio Banderas
    The Brown Streak
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    OMG, that 12 year old has the arm of a bodybuilder!

  8. Britney Spears Belly
    The Brown Streak
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    Russian men are not used to seeing hairless women with body fat.

  9. Channing Tatum Magic Mike Cop Uniform
    The Brown Streak
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    …and then he said “oh, what a lovely tea party”

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Wig
    The Brown Streak
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    Looking for Yakko and Wakko

  11. Leighton Meester
    The Brown Streak
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    Didn’t I see this picture in an old Sears catalog?

  12. Jonah Hill Perrier
    tmfvaughan
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    Totally thought that was a lesbian.

  13. Nick Nolte Linen Suit
    The Brown Streak
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    If anyone is missing an Alzheimer’s patient, please check the Vancouver airport.

  14. Demi Moore
    The Brown Streak
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    You know, for being 125 years old, she still looks decent.

  15. Tara Reid Drunk Zachary Keyahov
    The Brown Streak
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    Someone to her right must have a beer.

  16. Jonah Hill Perrier
    The Brown Streak
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    Pictured here: Jonah Hill and all of his straight friends.

  17. Nathan Fillion
    Slartybartfast
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    MALCOLM HUNGRY!!!

  18. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
    The Brown Streak
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    I saw this game on the Atari 2600. It was called Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em…yes…it does exist.

  19. Courtney Love
    The Brown Streak
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    The Chive forgot to include this pic of Anna Faris in 10 years.

  20. Jamie Foxx Quentin Tarantino
    The Brown Streak
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    “Jaime Foxx, you’re my favorite Wayans brother!”

  21. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    The Brown Streak
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    Anybody else really want to see Christina Milian and Rhianna making out right now?

  22. Schmidtler

    What does it cost the casino to have Snookie host a pool party? I guess they pay her something, and then there’s the added expense of draining the pool and scrubbing it down with Clorox afterwards.

  23. Snooki
    Well duh
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    Actually, this IS crap but I don’t miss it.

  24. Snooki
    little turtlehead
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    damn i wanna lick then bang her pussy walls!!!

  25. Paris Hilton Minidress
    little turtlehead
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    I’d bang her herpes or no herpes!!

  26. Paris Hilton Minidress
    little turtlehead
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    I’d bang her herpes or not!!!

  27. AnnaDraconida

    She cannot fill those shoes.

  28. Nathan Fillion
    AnnaDraconida
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    The paparazzo who took this picture was never found.

  29. Jumbo Gumbo

    Didn’t know she was southern as it looks like she is deep – fried

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    TheListener
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    I love her Filipina-Hispanic-Native American, etc. skin tone combination. Nice breasts, too. Maybe B cup?

  31. Katy Perry Cleavage
    AnnaDraconida
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    Rock in Rio is Skanks in Rio now?

  32. Snooki
    Big_Mike
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    Ha, she’s morphing into Kim Kardashian

  33. Courtney Love
    snarl
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    i’d be estranged if that was my mom, too.

  34. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    snarl
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    i can hold those for you.

  35. Nathan Fillion
    Becky
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    What happened to my sweet Captain? This is most upsetting. I’d still fuck him

  36. Josh Duhamel Fergie Sports Bra Job
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    “Excuse me sir. Are you simply out for your morning jog or are you running from that giant penis behind you?”

  37. Leighton Meester
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    Yes, she looks JUST like Minka Kelly. lol

  38. Snooki
    eskwire
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    Ladies and gentlemen, meet the love child of Cher and Kim Kardashian.

  39. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
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    She probably didn’t count on the lumpy roll that is playdoh funfactory squeezing through the holes in the dress.

  40. Paris Hilton Minidress
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    Poor girl had to go all the way to Mumbai to find acceptance. There, EVERYONE has flies buzzing around their open sores.

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    Moose Knuckle
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    I was excited when I thought Rachel Ray got hot but bummed when I realized it was Vanessa.

  42. Josh Duhamel Fergie Sports Bra Job
    Mimi
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    God I’d fuck the shit out of him!

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    Mike
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    damn, she ugly

  44. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    ponder
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    So, she is what someone would call ghetto, right?

  45. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    The Most Interesting
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    I thought Australia had strict rules about quarantining disease-ridden animals?

  46. Diana

    Girlfriend look GOOD!

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