The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.26.11

September 26th, 2011 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.

Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pheobe Price Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    Lindsay always looks better with her natural color.

  2. Snooki
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wonder if it’s possible for a person’s skin to commit suicide?

  3. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
    Richard McBeef
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    Somebody on the 32nd floor has a full bladder.

  4. Oh Hell No

    15 minutes still not up, huh?

  5. Nathan Fillion
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Chaz Bono looks great now.

  6. Nick Nolte Linen Suit
    adolf hitler
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    true story

  7. Nathan Fillion
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    “Wash, we’ve got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now.”

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    Go make me a sammie, Rachel.

  9. Steven Tyler
    dontkillthemessenger
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    In case you’re wondering, this man is completely sober.

  10. Steven Tyler
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    “Dude looks like a lady, fa la la la la”

  11. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Bobo
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    Nice!

  12. Paris Hilton Minidress
    Richard McBeef
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    Suddenly there was a lack of flies buzzing around starving Indian kids mouths.

  13. Katy Perry Cleavage
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    Been awhile since I’ve seen Katy Cocktease on here. I was beginning to think Ali Lohan had her chained in the basement of the English cottage.

  14. Giselle Bundchen See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Lose the kid… she already lost the bra.

  15. Paris Hilton Minidress
    Clown Shoes
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    Hooray! Mumbai gets a new odor.

  16. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Tim
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    Who knew Don Imus could play keyboard?

  17. maeby

    DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT MAL!

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    Satan's bitch
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    That’s right, dear, find a style and stick with it no matter what.

  19. Paris Hilton Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My computer screen has herpes now.

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    Coyote
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    I will marry you Jennifer

  21. Britney Spears Belly
    Clown Shoes
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    I own an oil drum that has that same outfit.

  22. Tara Reid Drunk Zachary Keyahov
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    So is that outfit leather or rubber?

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Russell Brand’s future career.

  24. Nathan Fillion
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    “Enough red carpet shots. We need a random picture of a random dude in a random location.”

  25. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “What do you mean ‘wee’ Pale-face?”

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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    “Vanessa Pudgens? How fucking unoriginal… Is that a Reeses cup you have there?

  27. Nathan Fillion
    Coyote
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    The hopes of all firefly fans has been eaten apparently.

    • eatme

      …poor guy was on one of the best tv shows ever made and not got much credit from anyone other than the die-hard fans.
      “Must drown out sorrows with cheezeburgers”

  28. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Tony Bennet
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    Pooling in all the right places.

  29. Nathan Fillion
    SisterRay
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    Whatever. Women aren’t as fickle as men. One bad shot will not end my eternal devotion to Capt Malcolm Reynolds.

  30. Steven Tyler
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    Woah Janice Dickinson, put those thangs away!

  31. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
    Ego, the living planet
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    Looks like me in 5th grade when I wore a 36 Husky dungaree

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    Basement Dweller
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    Lol got one in every color

  33. Steven Tyler
    Coyote
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    This is how I motorboat JLo’s Ass

  34. Tara Reid Drunk Zachary Keyahov
    Formulaic
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    blue shoes, background, eyes, saying it all.

  35. Willem Dafoe
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    “He Hey kids! Check out my new cool hairstyle! Can I hang with you later?”

  36. Willem Dafoe
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    “Want to touch the hiney.”

  37. Pheobe Price Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Well, this disproves the theory that red hair, freckles, and big boobs make a woman attractive.

  38. Britney Spears Belly
    Bobo
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    Thick

  39. Snooki
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Will you be laughing at her in January when you’re scratching around for food and she’s asleep in her tree?

  40. Chinto

    She’s looking like a cigar store indian.

  41. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    barbosa
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    The horizontal lines on her dress aren’t so horizontal in some parts

  42. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Wig
    yoyoblack
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    is that a colon on her necklace?

  43. Britney Spears Belly
    Mad
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    boxy

  44. Leighton Meester
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    Leighton: “So I say to my colored friend, I bet I can rock these skinny jeans better than you…”
    Black friend: WTF you mean colored????

  45. Britney Spears Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What is Jack Black doing in a wig? (The gold bra and boots aren’t that surprising.)

  46. Britney Spears Belly
    Coyote
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    All of the men felt they were at the Limp skie Palace

  47. Britney Spears Belly
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    Flip her upside down and that weave will fall right out

  48. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Underwear
    kANYE
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    tHEMS NICE

  49. Josh Duhamel Fergie Sports Bra Job
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    Which one is more manly?

  50. Jonah Hill Perrier
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    Hey ladies, wanna jump on this “Hill”? Get it? Because I lost a lot of weight now only have a small pudge? Ok, how much?

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