Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to blow.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your job.. cop, is what I told him.
Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?
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Lindsay always looks better with her natural color.
I wonder if it’s possible for a person’s skin to commit suicide?
Somebody on the 32nd floor has a full bladder.
This should win.
15 minutes still not up, huh?
Chaz Bono looks great now.
true story
“Wash, we’ve got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now.”
Go make me a sammie, Rachel.
I was thinking she looked just like her myself, you beat me to it
Identical down to the chicken cutlets.
I’d bet the similarity ends with Rachael’s saucer nipples.
In case you’re wondering, this man is completely sober.
“Dude looks like a lady, fa la la la la”
You beat me to that one, lol !
Nice!
Suddenly there was a lack of flies buzzing around starving Indian kids mouths.
Been awhile since I’ve seen Katy Cocktease on here. I was beginning to think Ali Lohan had her chained in the basement of the English cottage.
Lose the kid… she already lost the bra.
Hooray! Mumbai gets a new odor.
Who knew Don Imus could play keyboard?
Ha!
I thought that was the ghost of Brett Somers.
Looks like James May from Top Gear.
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT MAL!
That’s right, dear, find a style and stick with it no matter what.
those dresses are gona stink by the time october comes
didn’t notice the dress, can’t take my eyes off those ugly ass legs and cankles
My computer screen has herpes now.
I will marry you Jennifer
I own an oil drum that has that same outfit.
… NOT the body for a skimpy 2 piece …
So is that outfit leather or rubber?
Tara actually owns an entire leather wardrobe made from her own repurposed hide. Here’s a tip, always hire a plastic surgeon who recycles.
rubber…..she’s a walking condom
Russell Brand’s future career.
“Enough red carpet shots. We need a random picture of a random dude in a random location.”
“What do you mean ‘wee’ Pale-face?”
“Vanessa Pudgens? How fucking unoriginal… Is that a Reeses cup you have there?
The hopes of all firefly fans has been eaten apparently.
…poor guy was on one of the best tv shows ever made and not got much credit from anyone other than the die-hard fans.
“Must drown out sorrows with cheezeburgers”
Pooling in all the right places.
Whatever. Women aren’t as fickle as men. One bad shot will not end my eternal devotion to Capt Malcolm Reynolds.
Bad shirt and funny angles?
Trash – best episode ever!
Woah Janice Dickinson, put those thangs away!
Looks like me in 5th grade when I wore a 36 Husky dungaree
Lol got one in every color
This is how I motorboat JLo’s Ass
blue shoes, background, eyes, saying it all.
“He Hey kids! Check out my new cool hairstyle! Can I hang with you later?”
“Want to touch the hiney.”
Well, this disproves the theory that red hair, freckles, and big boobs make a woman attractive.
Thick
Stout
Smelly
Rotund …
Robust
abdominous
Will you be laughing at her in January when you’re scratching around for food and she’s asleep in her tree?
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Awesome. Touche.
She’s looking like a cigar store indian.
nailed it
That’s pretty much the most accurate description of a thing ever attempted by mankind.
The horizontal lines on her dress aren’t so horizontal in some parts
The vertical one is the one that cracks me up
is that a colon on her necklace?
i lol’d at that.
Yeah wtf is that?
A lifetime’s worth of discarded chewing gum.
boxy
Lumpy
looks like a fuckin sausage
dopey
Steel Girder-esqe
Leighton: “So I say to my colored friend, I bet I can rock these skinny jeans better than you…”
Black friend: WTF you mean colored????
What is Jack Black doing in a wig? (The gold bra and boots aren’t that surprising.)
All of the men felt they were at the Limp skie Palace
Flip her upside down and that weave will fall right out
tHEMS NICE
Gonzagas!!!!!
Which one is more manly?
Hey ladies, wanna jump on this “Hill”? Get it? Because I lost a lot of weight now only have a small pudge? Ok, how much?