The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12

September 24th, 2012 // 792 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.

I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
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    take a long hard look at that box – it’s about to be destroyed

  2. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
    B&WMinstrel
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    Earthquakes, tsunamis, stumpy legs on good looking women. It’s all just a joke to you, isn’t it Nature?

  3. Barbra Streisand Legs Boots Clinton Global Initiative
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    really? a mini and pleather boots to Clintons’ GIO? Somebody’s hoping for a cigar up her pussy.

  4. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    She is quoted as saying she wanted her perfume to smell like ‘blood and semen’.
    It ended up smelling like ‘pretension, imitation and ennui’.
    The only fragrance on the market that makes your eyes roll as you dab it on.

  5. Barbra Streisand Legs Boots Clinton Global Initiative
    mcdoubler
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    Holy crap, I didn’t know Steven Tyler dressed up in drag!

  6. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
    vandinz
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    GAAAAAAAAAAY!

  7. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
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    “Sweep the leg.”

  8. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
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    If she marries a Chinese guy, she could be Mrs. Chin.

  9. Nicole Kidman Emmys
    Johnny P!
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    Trying to walk the precarious line between her former glamorous image and her husband’s ‘down-homey, country one.
    The result? A dress inspired by Levis jeans and Osh Kosh B’Gosh overalls… but in SEQUINS!!

  10. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    Mary Feeney
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    Mickey Rourke in Year of the Dragon in 1985, Mickey Rourke in 2012 = a reminder of why it’s a good idea to allow yourself to age naturally and gracefully and to choose something other than being a palooka as a hobby.

  11. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    Apparently the residuals from Basic Instinct are still big enough to rent Boy Toys.

  12. Bill Clinton
    Mohawk Disco
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    A few years ago I was banging chicks in the Oval Office. Now look at me. Damn you Washington and your term limits!

  13. Kevin Costner Christine Baumgartner Emmys
    Hank E. Ring
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    You know, I used to be a movie star…

  14. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
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    Has John Travolta been embalmed????

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    Johnny P!
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    She’s got a face like a boiled foot.

  16. Zachary Quinto
    Johnny P!
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    Too easy.

  17. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    DeucePickle
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    I think this is now considered pulling a “double Angelina +1″

  18. Aaron Paul Emmys
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    “I just don’t see how those Kardashians do it…”

  19. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Gaga participating in a flash-mob of the “Chicken Dance”

  20. Barbra Streisand Legs Boots Clinton Global Initiative
    Johnny P!
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    Went for a look inspired by ‘Pretty Woman’.
    Ended up looking like ‘Old Buttah-Snatch’.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants iHeartRadio Music Festival
    BigOkie
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    Take note Kim Kardashian… your ass must be no bigger than this in order to wear leather pants.

  22. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    Thank God for the Sofia Vergara bikini pic above! It saved me a lot of money on therapy.

  23. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    why is she rebelling against being hot?

  24. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    BigOkie
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    Loved her in “Big Trouble In Little China”

  25. Nicole Eggert Belly Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
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    the walk of shame home from Old Country Buffet is always the worst part.

  26. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
    Jay
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    Patience folks. She’ll die in afterbirth, and all will be right in the world. One less piece of shit to deal with.

  27. Estella Warren
    BigOkie
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    Louis Gossett Jr had the same face in “Enemy Mine”

  28. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
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    Hey Aaron…John Hamm called and said “HA-ha! like Nelson. He said you’d know what he meant”

  29. Nicole Kidman Emmys
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    through clenched teeth could faintly be heard….”Oil Can!”

  30. Simon Cowell Carmen Electra Dating
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    Manboobs vs silicone boobs…which will win? Science, or McDonalds!

  31. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    The Pope
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    Oliver is still thinking about Salma Hayek’s breasts.

  32. Jonah Hill Headphones
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    I think his legs are giving out. Hey Jonah…that noise you’re hearing is your knees gasping their last breath.

  33. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
    DeucePickle
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    The should have just gotten that Sergeant dude from Avatar

  34. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    BigOkie
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    Chick at bottom left… If you ever decide you need a day off, let me know, I’ll fill in for ya.

  35. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    B&WMinstrel
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    The problem is that legally she can’t do anything about the chin. Because there’s a family of swallows living under it.

  36. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    BigOkie
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    Body: 10

    Face: 4.5

    • I think this is just a lousy photo. She’s actually smoking hot. Her face is actually gorgeous. As for her body:

      Her waist-to-hip ratio is a bit on the high side, but she balances it out with a beautiful ass.

  37. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
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    He is the orange juice to her toothpaste.

  38. Zachary Quinto
    Mohawk Disco
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    WHAT! Top Gun 2 will have a volleyball scene and they didn’t ask me to audition?!

  39. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
    Jay
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    Oh, and I hope that “This is Forty” fails, so Judd Apatow can choke on his words. Howard Stern did amazing on “America’s Got Talent”, and I hope he comes back for the next season.

    • Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah…What the fuck are you rambling on about? You sound like a dick. Go away.

      • Jay

        Why? Megan is part of that soon-to-be piece-of-shit movie. Her and are doing whatever they can to get press, including talking shit about Howard Stern. The guy makes more money than they do.

      • Howard Stern is also taller than she is. The point being, what the fuck has that to do with anything? I’m not particularly crazy about Howard Stern myself, but I certainly don’t bellyache about it on a post about Megan Fox. PS: Howard Stern is ugly. Megan Fox is a doll.

  40. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    DeucePickle
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    No one’s going to mention those super droopy boobs ?

  41. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Josie
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    someone’s getting chunky…

  42. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    wanker
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    What a mess.

  43. Katy Pery Cleavage
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    MOOOOOOO!

  44. Rebecca Gayheart No Make Up
    Mohawk Disco
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    How did she get off Dr. Moreau’s island?

  45. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    wanker
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    God I hate Simply Red.

  46. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
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    “We’re off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Odd”

  47. Nicole Eggert Belly Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
    wanker
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    Keep pushin’.

  48. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    The dead look in Milan’s eyes tells of dreading being in Sharon Stone.

  49. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Mohawk Disco
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    I can beat Jon Hamm! He has big knee caps, right?

  50. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
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    He may have lost the spring in his step and the sparkle in his tooth, but boyfriend knows that the hint of blue in his nail polish really makes his eyes “pop”

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