The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12

September 24th, 2012 // 792 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.

I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Richard Gere Arbitrage Premiere
    EricLr
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    I can’t actually tell you much about this movie, but I do have a variety of hippie diatribes for you to choose from, if you like.

  2. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
    ThisWillHurt
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    A giant puffy tutu. That should extinguish rumors of a penis.

  3. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Yeee!

  4. Michelle Pfeiffer
    EricLr
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    Deal with Satan still holding, I see.

  5. Bill Clinton
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    Kim Kardashian shout out? Bill has hit a new low….

  6. Jeremy Davies Leslie Mann Judd Apatow Emmys
    B&WMinstrel
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    Bums In Suits™ – ‘We make you look good’

  7. Zachary Quinto
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Thought this was Tom Cruise from the thumbnail. Turns out, I’m not that far off.

  8. Jeremy Davies Leslie Mann Judd Apatow Emmys
    EricLr
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    One of these people is homeless. Try to guess who it is.

  9. Jonah Hill Headphones
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    Him’s a fatty boomba. Booyakaska!

  10. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
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    Hey Mickster, the other Mick just called from the ’90s. Yeah, Hucknall. Says he wants his hair back please.

  11. Rebecca Gayheart No Make Up
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    Drugs are bad m’kay?

  12. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    I knew she’d eventually do something shocking and revolutionary with her pubic hair, but she really should trim it just the same.

  13. Billy Connolly Wont Back Down Premiere
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    Goat-Tee level: master

  14. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    Colin
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    Guys, I think the vest is just a prop. We all know Carrot Top loves his props.

  15. Billy Connolly Wont Back Down Premiere
    Anthony
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    I don’t care what anyone says, he’s awesome.

  16. Russell Simmons Leila Lopes South-South Awards
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Lose the ball cap, fuckface.

  17. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    jimbo
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    three visible dicks

  18. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
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    The guy has earned it; he’s entitled to it all. The glasses, the tooth, even the weird little lady hand, I don’t care.

  19. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Mohawk Disco
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    Suddenly Oliver Stone regretted not taking that summer job at his uncle’s drug store.

  20. Estella Warren
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    From model to blow-up doll…

  21. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Matt
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    Looks like they found a new cast for the Three Stooges remake. That’s a perfect Larry, Moe and Curly.

  22. Estella Warren
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    I don’t go ape about her anymore.

  23. Michelle Pfeiffer
    Anthony
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    I was SO into her when I was 8 years old, she looks the exact same-ish.

  24. Bill Clinton
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    “There’ll be some hot snatch,” they said. “Plenty of poon for you, Mr. Clinton!” they said..

  25. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
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    “Everybody keep your hands where I can see them!!”

  26. Jeremy Davies Leslie Mann Judd Apatow Emmys
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    Orlando Bloom can look like shit and still go home and bank Miranda Kerr…

  27. Jonah Hill Headphones
    Craptard
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    I blame the proliferation of anti-bullying policies in our nation’s public schools.

  28. Billy Connolly Wont Back Down Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s a look that says, “I’ve filled my diaper, and there’s nowhere to change.”

  29. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
    Matt
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    I never used to believe those rumors about pedophile rings in Hollywood.

  30. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Mohawk Disco
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    What are you talking about?! I have breasts!

  31. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
    Craptard
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    she looks like a fat dude since she got together with doucheface Kutcher.

  32. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
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    Please explain to me the significance/meaning of what appears to be a tattoo of a grilled cheese sandwich with pickles (on the inside of her right arm). I googled it but couldn’t find anything. That one has me puzzled. But hey, she smokes. So it’s all good…

  33. Aaron Paul Emmys
    Tidbit
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    And a new Photoshopped meme was born.

  34. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    Anthony
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    Please wear this when you come to bed…. makes my eyes dart around all over the place.

  35. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
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    whoopsie?

  36. Barbra Streisand Legs Boots Clinton Global Initiative
    jd
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    At least all the recognized climatologists were there.

  37. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
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    “Anybody want the last Vienna Sausage?”

  38. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
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    that’s a pity.

  39. Zachary Quinto
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    The split-second Surpreiz Butsecks facial expression immediately preceding the broadest most luminous smile.

  40. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Tidbit
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    Weekend at Ollies.

  41. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    Craptard
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    I don’t know who she is, and don’t even care.

  42. Rebecca Gayheart No Make Up
    B&WMinstrel
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    Get out, quack quack, get out, quack quack, get out of town

  43. Russell Simmons Leila Lopes South-South Awards
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    Had to Google, and now I have to thank you Fish.

  44. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    Matt
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    John Hamm didn’t win an Emmy last night, but I guess there are worse things that could happen.

  45. Michelle Pfeiffer
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    My mother always told that if I don’t have anything catty to say, then don’t say anything at all.

  46. Katy Pery Cleavage
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    Tainted goods now that the Mayer has wrecked it.

  47. Hugh Jackman Wet Suit Oscar Ava
    Colin
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    He should keep his shirt on around his daughter. If that’s what she thinks all men look like, she’s gonna grow up real disappointed.

  48. Jonah Hill Headphones
    Cock Dr
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    The face of hunger in America.

  49. Russell Simmons Leila Lopes South-South Awards
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    Quite possibly the most self-righteous, out of touch, full of crap boor on the planet (and that’s saying a hell of a lot considering he’s competing against the likes of Kanye, Howard Stern, P Diddy, Rosie O’Donnell, et co.). What a fuckin’ tool!

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      Doesn’t seem like much of a competition… And I don’t like anyone mentioned except for maybe Howard…

  50. Aaron Paul Emmys
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    I’m sure it fits in his ass nicely.

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