The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12

September 24th, 2012 // 792 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.

I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    guttboy
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    Nice G.I. Joe (circa (1972) pube head Travolta…..

  2. Jonah Hill Headphones
    EricLr
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    Listening to ska always turns him more Jewey.

  3. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Has anyone seen my hot dog? *looks at crotch* How the hell?”

  4. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
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    IT’S COLD YOU GUYS!!! (sobs in the corner)

  5. Katy Pery Cleavage
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    Kind of looks like Kelly Clarkson…. except for in the boobs.

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants iHeartRadio Music Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How do you fix a bite mark in your laptop screen?

  7. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
    EricLr
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    Worst two things to fly into New York City ever.

    • Second worst…don’t forget 9-11. But I get your point.

      Just for clarification, if someone were to put a bullet thru Kutcher’s skull (assuming it actually hit something on the way thru) would Mila be considered a widow?

  8. Zachary Quinto
    Deacon Jones
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    “No Zach, I said give me *a hand*.”

  9. Cher Lloyd Buttcheeks Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    World’s sexiest marionette.

  10. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
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    See that blonde chick with the smile on her face? I just hit that!

  11. Hugh Jackman Wet Suit Oscar Ava
    EricLr
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    Try to guess which one was adopted.

  12. Simon Cowell Carmen Electra Dating
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    It’s a boob-down!!!

  13. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    unhuh
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    just not the same as john ham

  14. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
    Anthony
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    God she’s fat

  15. Bill Clinton
    EricLr
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    I think he just summed up my feelings about this whole election.

  16. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
    your mom
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    Tragic.

  17. Nicole Kidman Emmys
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    Why yes, this IS my happy face!

  18. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure that’s Harry Hamlin.

  19. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    tom
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    I see London I see France…

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    I would literally cut a hole in that and just throw her over a couch.

  21. Nicole Kidman Emmys
    Biff
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    Please Nicole. Stop getting plastic surgery.

  22. Estella Warren
    ThisWillHurt
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    Unfortunately, Estella Warren uses the same anti-aging products as Lindsey Lohan.

  23. Estella Warren
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Damn, that’s just a shame.

  24. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    That’s too bad.

  25. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    Anthony
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    Zooming does nothing

  26. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    EricLr
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    She wasn’t nominated this year, but she’s keeping her chin up.

  27. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Joe
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    I didn’t know Beth Ditto was back on tour.

  28. Jonah Hill Headphones
    Anthony
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    That’s a really weird shape

  29. Jonah Hill Headphones
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    “Hello?!?!!? I need a #11 at my gym! STAT!”

  30. Barbra Streisand Legs Boots Clinton Global Initiative
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now we know what Bill Clinton was looking at.

  31. Nicole Kidman Emmys
    Joe
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    That dress was red before her icicle blood turned it blue.

  32. Hugh Jackman Wet Suit Oscar Ava
    Trek Girl
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    That’s not Ava.

  33. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    Anthony
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    She knows

  34. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    Deacon Jones
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    oh HELL YAY!

  35. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Kill them. Now.

  36. Rebecca Gayheart No Make Up
    EricLr
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    Holy fucking Jesus. She was so hot on “Dead Like Me,” and that was less than 10 years ago.

  37. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
    Anthony
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    That is not….

  38. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    Worst. Prom photo. Ever.

  39. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    Deacon Jones
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    Dude…..I am loving this outfit.

    • Sure, why not — you have your bits of beachwear, workout gear, evening wear, and a couple of bondage supplies for the sexytimes. It’s all-purpose. Ladies need never wear anything else ever again.

  40. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Joe
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    Arthur Fonzarelli: The Retirement Years

  41. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
    EricLr
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    After this, we board the spaceship and set forth to the stars!!

  42. Simon Cowell Carmen Electra Dating
    Mr. Poop
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    lol nice tit contest

  43. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    She’s wearing underwear? What a shame.

  44. Heidi Klum Nipples Carrying Daughter Lou
    B&WMinstrel
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    Tall filter, half and half on the side

  45. Barbra Streisand Legs Boots Clinton Global Initiative
    your mom
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    Seriously, you are like, old. Too old for those boots. Knock it off.

  46. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
    Mohawk Disco
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    The kid is almost born. She better start coming up with a good explanation for that whole Ferrari car wash / flush career down toilet deal.

  47. Hugh Jackman Wet Suit Oscar Ava
    Mr. Poop
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    hes hiding his claws

  48. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    Mr. Poop
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    looks like a watery ass

  49. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    Deacon Jones
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    Oh yeah….where’s those fat fucking Italian designers on the yachts?

    Let’s see you pull this, then I’ll give you some props!

  50. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    I’m confused.

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