Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.
I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*
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Gilbert Grape, all grown up (left).
It’s the real HEISENBERG!
and now you know… I have an albino cooter
I didn’t know Patti Stanger had launched her singing carrier….Congrats!
*career
and…he’s a midget.
Preparing for her role in Jocelyn Wildenstein: The Early Years.
I think katy is attractive and I’d definitely hit it if it weren’t for the fact that she let Russell Brand and John Mayer up in it. That damages those goods pretty badly.
“I can’t figure out how to play this damn thing…”
Gaga, if you’re going to insist making a spectacle of yourself, go to work in an eyeglass factory.
“Fuckers in that restaurant won’t serve me just because I’m barefoot.”
Her curves fit perfectly over his curves.
i have poop that is more talented and cuter than katy !!!!
i hope she gets so fat and disgusting that she never recovers from motherhood. talentless and vien…….brian austin green might leave her for a real woman:)
Hes thinking, “oh shit, I endorsed Obama and I dont even like the guy. What did I do”?
I see The Hand finally detached itself from the sweaty white hooker’s ass and attached itself to a new host .
Think it might be time for him to move back home. He’s basically New York City prey…
That guy in the back likes what he sees…
Simon’s Thought Bubble: “Blimey, if you could read my mind you would know the things I want to do to you…in fact, if you stand a bit closer we will accomplish one of them while fully clothed…”
“When we finally get out of here, I’m going to talk you into thucking my penith until themen cumth out.”
Anne Hathaway is my current fantasy girl and it pains me to see her looking so drab. “C’mon, Annie, get your shit together and I’ll pick you up and take you to Taco Bell.”
“Of course my hair has gone white. I’m 88 years old and living with a gerbil somewhere in my bowels.”
“Ya know, Christine, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure that really IS just hair mousse.”
Looks like she still has nice ta-ta’s.
She looks incredible from the waist down. And come to think of it, she looks pretty fucking good from the waist up, too.
Oh, Babs. Say it ain’t so…
“Hey, Girlie. Get the fuck out of my way. That’s MAN’S work!”
I could spot those cheekbones from a mile away… that’s Benedict Cumberbatch opposite Quinto. A yummy Q-Cumber sandwich, if you will.
Picture actually doesn’t do him justice, he must be wearing something underneath. Look at the other pictures from the same set. Also, you must not have seen his Calvin Klein ads.
Her images ALWAYS need to be flanked by other, better images, FOREVER.
Yeah but, who will rally for her?