The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12

September 24th, 2012 // 792 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.

I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Pebblz
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    Gilbert Grape, all grown up (left).

  2. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
    Pebblz
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    It’s the real HEISENBERG!

  3. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    jc
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    and now you know… I have an albino cooter

  4. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Elle
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    I didn’t know Patti Stanger had launched her singing carrier….Congrats!

  5. Jonah Hill Headphones
    Bigalkie
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    and…he’s a midget.

  6. Nicole Kidman Emmys
    Jw
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    Preparing for her role in Jocelyn Wildenstein: The Early Years.

  7. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Sausage Muhammed
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    I think katy is attractive and I’d definitely hit it if it weren’t for the fact that she let Russell Brand and John Mayer up in it. That damages those goods pretty badly.

  8. Aaron Paul Emmys
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    “I can’t figure out how to play this damn thing…”

  9. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Gaga, if you’re going to insist making a spectacle of yourself, go to work in an eyeglass factory.

  10. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
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    “Fuckers in that restaurant won’t serve me just because I’m barefoot.”

  11. Simon Cowell Carmen Electra Dating
    glam
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    Her curves fit perfectly over his curves.

  12. Katy Pery Cleavage
    boozybeezy
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    i have poop that is more talented and cuter than katy !!!!

  13. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
    boozybeezy
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    i hope she gets so fat and disgusting that she never recovers from motherhood. talentless and vien…….brian austin green might leave her for a real woman:)

  14. Bill Clinton
    boozybeezy
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    Hes thinking, “oh shit, I endorsed Obama and I dont even like the guy. What did I do”?

  15. Russell Simmons Leila Lopes South-South Awards
    Anderson Pooper
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    I see The Hand finally detached itself from the sweaty white hooker’s ass and attached itself to a new host .

  16. Jonah Hill Headphones
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Think it might be time for him to move back home. He’s basically New York City prey…

  17. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    That guy in the back likes what he sees…

  18. Simon Cowell Carmen Electra Dating
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    Simon’s Thought Bubble: “Blimey, if you could read my mind you would know the things I want to do to you…in fact, if you stand a bit closer we will accomplish one of them while fully clothed…”

  19. Russell Simmons Leila Lopes South-South Awards
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    “When we finally get out of here, I’m going to talk you into thucking my penith until themen cumth out.”

  20. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Anne Hathaway is my current fantasy girl and it pains me to see her looking so drab. “C’mon, Annie, get your shit together and I’ll pick you up and take you to Taco Bell.”

  21. Richard Gere Arbitrage Premiere
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    “Of course my hair has gone white. I’m 88 years old and living with a gerbil somewhere in my bowels.”

  22. Kevin Costner Christine Baumgartner Emmys
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    “Ya know, Christine, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure that really IS just hair mousse.”

  23. Estella Warren
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    Looks like she still has nice ta-ta’s.

  24. Nina Dobrev Butt See Through Dress iHeartRadio Music Festival
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    She looks incredible from the waist down. And come to think of it, she looks pretty fucking good from the waist up, too.

  25. Barbra Streisand Legs Boots Clinton Global Initiative
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    Oh, Babs. Say it ain’t so…

  26. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
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    “Hey, Girlie. Get the fuck out of my way. That’s MAN’S work!”

  27. Zachary Quinto
    juliette
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    I could spot those cheekbones from a mile away… that’s Benedict Cumberbatch opposite Quinto. A yummy Q-Cumber sandwich, if you will.

  28. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    Guest
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    Picture actually doesn’t do him justice, he must be wearing something underneath. Look at the other pictures from the same set. Also, you must not have seen his Calvin Klein ads.

  29. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    bethy
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    Her images ALWAYS need to be flanked by other, better images, FOREVER.

  30. Estella Warren
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    Yeah but, who will rally for her?

  31. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Ecoastman
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    I could save a crap load of entertainment money in my budget just sitting here reading what people are saying about Anne of scream gables….. Loo

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