The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12

September 24th, 2012 // 792 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.

I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jonah Hill Headphones
    ohmyword
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    I feel like the meme “Friends don’t let friends skip leg day” is really about Jonah Hill… http://weknowmemes.com/2012/07/friends-dont-let-friends-skip-leg-day/

  2. Hugh Jackman Wet Suit Oscar Ava
    ohmyword
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    Hugh Jackman and his Huge Ackman

  3. Katy Pery Cleavage
    PZ
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    I would go a few laps around the circuit with her, if you catch my drift. And spray my champagne all over her.

  4. Katy Pery Cleavage
    InkyBlack
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    Uh Oh! I was afraid this was going to happen.

    What we are starting to witness is known as the “Kardashian Effect”.
    If left unchecked, victims slide toward a body shape similar to that of patent zero, Kim Kardashian. Other symptoms include appalling taste in both men and clothing.

    Here, Katy has advanced to stage two, stage one being marring a twat. As for her clothing, draw your own conclusions.

    But this is spreading people, have you not seen what’s happening to poor Mila Kunis?

    Something *HAS* to be done before all the beauty is sucked from the world, only to be replaced with morbidly obese backsides.

    Rise up and destroy patent zero!
    Raise her tacky shops to the ground!
    Remove her family from the gene pool, lest they pollute it further!
    (It’s the only way to be sure)

  5. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    InkyBlack
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    I’m a little teapot, short and stout.

  6. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    PZ
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    A straight man must have designed that dress.

  7. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
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    Someone should tell him Buffy finished filming almost a decade ago.

  8. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Put It In
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    People actually pay to see this turd perform?

  9. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    Put It In
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    My god! Thats one ugly dude!

  10. Zachary Quinto
    Put It In
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    He has a cramp

  11. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    Put It In
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    Looks like a man body.

  12. Katy Pery Cleavage
    rican
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    It’s the Michelin Man in Black

  13. Heidi Klum Nipples Carrying Daughter Lou
    suck it
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    Perfectly good genes put to waste. Seal was an ugly mofo.

  14. Katy Pery Cleavage
    tlmck
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    “Do you like my singing now?”

  15. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
    tlmck
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    Are they remaking “Sling Blade”?

  16. Zachary Quinto
    tlmck
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    Getting a spit handie on the red carpet.

  17. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    Vladmir
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    He must love that little dog a lot to carry him around on his head like that…

  18. Jeremy Davies Leslie Mann Judd Apatow Emmys
    MR.Irrelevant
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    Is Dicky Bennit Dicky Bennit in real life? epic.

  19. Simon Cowell Carmen Electra Dating
    MisterSuccint
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    Bizarro World Antonio Banderras and Melanie Giffiths.

  20. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
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    Flap Happy

  21. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
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    It looks like her tits and chin have a competition on who can hit the floor first

  22. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I hope to God she uses that dog shit as fake tan later… anything but the pale and boring look!

  23. Estella Warren
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    With more teeth than the Osmond family put together, I bet she’s gonna fucking gnaw away the cancer herself

  24. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
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    As a rabid Bears fan, this offends me almost as much as Jay Cutler’s whiny ass.

    I used to love Mila Kunis, serious girl-crush style. Now, she’s just another katy perry-like girl who has fallen for a douche.

  25. Bill Clinton
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    I loved Clinton and his crazy antics. We need more of that to distract us from, you know, boring things like issues and stuff.

  26. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    My Eyes! My Eyes!
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    Individual parts? Totally hot. Put those parts together to make a Rumer? Scary Movie sequel.

  27. Rebecca Gayheart No Make Up
    My Eyes! My Eyes!
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    Insert “Gollum” joke here.

  28. Billy Connolly Wont Back Down Premiere
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    Im taking the bus and you will not see me at the pancake social!

  29. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    My Eyes! My Eyes!
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    Great. A hot chick on the screen and I can’t see. I’m still blinded by the Barbra Streisand pic from the previous page, you jerks!

  30. Nina Dobrev Butt See Through Dress iHeartRadio Music Festival
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    Her awesome butt makes up for her lack of upper lip.

  31. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    cc
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    You know what it’s like when you do up your pants and get your nipples caught in your zipper? Rumer does.

  32. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    cc
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    And in her next movie, Ann plays an Ink Cap Toadstool.

  33. Nina Dobrev Butt See Through Dress iHeartRadio Music Festival
    cc
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    I am disappointed that she didn’t have a Vergara-like wardrobe malfunction.

  34. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    cc
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    A behind like that can make up for any perceived shortcomings anywhere else. Great asses have magical powers.

  35. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Novo
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    Fat ho

  36. Jonah Hill Headphones
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    You guys are so ungrateful! Ke$sha may not look great, but at least she isn’t in a bikini.

  37. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    BP1
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    That’s a lot of black shoe polish on those old domes!

  38. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
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    Um…is that her C-section scar?

  39. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Heywood
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    You guys all need to cut the crap. Anyone of you virgins would take her down to poundtown if she asked you to… Assuming you don’t pull a Jim for from American Pie and scorch your shorts.

  40. Katy Pery Cleavage
    DumpingTheSuper
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    Enough with the fat celebrities…PLEASE!

  41. Aaron Paul Emmys
    amir
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    ‘The truth’ hiding in plain sight… this is how you get ‘famous’ in Hollywood. And you wonder why so many of these ‘stars’ go off the rails, it’s hard to look in the mirror when you sacrifice your soul…

  42. Aaron Paul Emmys
    Jonesy
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    Jesus. Isn’t it time we stop making fun of John Travolta?

  43. Michelle Pfeiffer
    amir
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    Starting to look like Katie Couric to me

  44. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
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    Because any Paladini is a pal ‘o mine!

  45. Katy Pery Cleavage
    Alpha Female
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    That outfit is sooo 2003…

  46. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
    catapostrophe
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    And awaaay we go!

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Ronaldo
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    Sweet God!!!! Wow. Its a pleasure just to look at it.

  48. Nicole Eggert Belly Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
    Roseanne Barr
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    Are you sure that’s not Jessica Simpson?

  49. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Paladini Fashion Show Milan Womens Fashion Week
    catapostrophe
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    Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s daughter looks mediocre here.

  50. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    father dougal
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    HAHAHA! She looks just like Mickey Rourke! What? That IS Mickey Rourke? Shiiiiiiiiii…

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