Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.
I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*
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I feel like the meme “Friends don’t let friends skip leg day” is really about Jonah Hill… http://weknowmemes.com/2012/07/friends-dont-let-friends-skip-leg-day/
Hugh Jackman and his Huge Ackman
I would go a few laps around the circuit with her, if you catch my drift. And spray my champagne all over her.
Uh Oh! I was afraid this was going to happen.
What we are starting to witness is known as the “Kardashian Effect”.
If left unchecked, victims slide toward a body shape similar to that of patent zero, Kim Kardashian. Other symptoms include appalling taste in both men and clothing.
Here, Katy has advanced to stage two, stage one being marring a twat. As for her clothing, draw your own conclusions.
But this is spreading people, have you not seen what’s happening to poor Mila Kunis?
Something *HAS* to be done before all the beauty is sucked from the world, only to be replaced with morbidly obese backsides.
Rise up and destroy patent zero!
Raise her tacky shops to the ground!
Remove her family from the gene pool, lest they pollute it further!
(It’s the only way to be sure)
Wow ur a beatoff
Thank you, one tries one’s best!
I’m a little teapot, short and stout.
A straight man must have designed that dress.
Someone should tell him Buffy finished filming almost a decade ago.
People actually pay to see this turd perform?
My god! Thats one ugly dude!
He has a cramp
Looks like a man body.
It’s the Michelin Man in Black
Perfectly good genes put to waste. Seal was an ugly mofo.
Plus, that freaking mess “Kiss From A Rose” completely ruined Batman for me. Bastard.
“Do you like my singing now?”
Are they remaking “Sling Blade”?
Getting a spit handie on the red carpet.
He must love that little dog a lot to carry him around on his head like that…
Is Dicky Bennit Dicky Bennit in real life? epic.
Bizarro World Antonio Banderras and Melanie Giffiths.
Flap Happy
It looks like her tits and chin have a competition on who can hit the floor first
I hope to God she uses that dog shit as fake tan later… anything but the pale and boring look!
With more teeth than the Osmond family put together, I bet she’s gonna fucking gnaw away the cancer herself
As a rabid Bears fan, this offends me almost as much as Jay Cutler’s whiny ass.
I used to love Mila Kunis, serious girl-crush style. Now, she’s just another katy perry-like girl who has fallen for a douche.
I loved Clinton and his crazy antics. We need more of that to distract us from, you know, boring things like issues and stuff.
Individual parts? Totally hot. Put those parts together to make a Rumer? Scary Movie sequel.
Insert “Gollum” joke here.
Im taking the bus and you will not see me at the pancake social!
Great. A hot chick on the screen and I can’t see. I’m still blinded by the Barbra Streisand pic from the previous page, you jerks!
Her awesome butt makes up for her lack of upper lip.
You know what it’s like when you do up your pants and get your nipples caught in your zipper? Rumer does.
And in her next movie, Ann plays an Ink Cap Toadstool.
I am disappointed that she didn’t have a Vergara-like wardrobe malfunction.
A behind like that can make up for any perceived shortcomings anywhere else. Great asses have magical powers.
Fat ho
You guys are so ungrateful! Ke$sha may not look great, but at least she isn’t in a bikini.
That’s a lot of black shoe polish on those old domes!
Um…is that her C-section scar?
You guys all need to cut the crap. Anyone of you virgins would take her down to poundtown if she asked you to… Assuming you don’t pull a Jim for from American Pie and scorch your shorts.
Enough with the fat celebrities…PLEASE!
‘The truth’ hiding in plain sight… this is how you get ‘famous’ in Hollywood. And you wonder why so many of these ‘stars’ go off the rails, it’s hard to look in the mirror when you sacrifice your soul…
Jesus. Isn’t it time we stop making fun of John Travolta?
Starting to look like Katie Couric to me
Because any Paladini is a pal ‘o mine!
That outfit is sooo 2003…
And awaaay we go!
Sweet God!!!! Wow. Its a pleasure just to look at it.
Are you sure that’s not Jessica Simpson?
Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s daughter looks mediocre here.
HAHAHA! She looks just like Mickey Rourke! What? That IS Mickey Rourke? Shiiiiiiiiii…