The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.23.13

September 23rd, 2013 // 471 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow manages to only include one pic from last night’s Emmys and it’s this one right here of David Charvet goosing a man because a.) Remember Baywatch? and b.) I have the emotional maturity of an eight-year-old. That fact alone is the answer to every time you’ve ever clicked through one of these galleries and asked yourself “What the hell is this shit and why am I looking at it?” So with that in mind, here’s Constantine Maroulis making that vagina-hand thingy from The Sopranos, John Travolta pointing at his pee-pee that he shows to other boys, this Florida woman rubbing Cee Lo‘s head because she knows that’s how you protect yourself from their voodoo magic, and finally, Matthew Broderick who should know better by now that you never stand directly behind her so she can’t see you. She spooks easy.

Wanna guess how long I’ve been waiting for a pic of him looking injured so I could use that joke? The answer is yes, of course I’m lonely,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Karrueche Tran Butt Bikini Zipper Tattoo
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    I’d hit that!

  2. Katie Couric
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    I should examine her colon, just to be on the safe side.

  3. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    I can’t look at that without expecting Gene Simmons’ giant tongue to start flailing around out of that ass.

  4. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Catalina Film Festival
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    Are we sure this was on Catalina Island, and not Skull Island?

  5. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    Vanilla Ice has an older sister?

  6. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    she really is a fat pig , but that fat pig can cook

  7. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Pulling Shirt Up To Show Off Abs iHeart Radio Music Festival
    Really?
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    Please let there be a single circle with 10 on it just below his ribcage, just please

  8. Selena Gomez Cleavage Spandex Strap Dress Versace Show Milan Fashion Week
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    That is a beautiful neck!

  9. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
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    She’s holding the mouthpiece of the hose with the same grip she uses to give hand-jobs.

  10. Lea Michele Holding Stomach
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    How much semen was she able to swallow before she started feeling queasy?

  11. David Charvet Grabbing Guys Ass Twentieth Century FOX Television And FX Post Emmy Party
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    He’s going for the wallet!

  12. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
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    This woman is an absolute waste of some big tits!

  13. Cee Lo Green Redneck Lady Rubbing Head
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    “You’re right…is really IS as soft as my husband’s ass!”

  14. TLC Cleavage iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Klingons just don’t look complete without their bat’leths.

  15. Melissa Howe Cleavage Hot Rod Magazine Shoot
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    Howe nowe, browne cowe?

    Just kidding…she’s actually pretty cute.

  16. Danny Trejo Alexa Vega Cleavage Machete Kills Premiere Fantastic Fest
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    “We’re going to her place to see if we can come up with a solution to world hunger.”

  17. Cee Lo Green Redneck Lady Rubbing Head
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    “Sorry ma’am that’s my head not a bowling ball”

  18. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    You can almost see the penis

  19. Aubrey ODay Buttcheeks See Through Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Why is that guy holding hands with a dump truck?

  20. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    And people still refuse to admit Bigfoot exists.

  21. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    (Oakland face with an Oakland booty.)

  22. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
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    Fashion by Peewee’s Playhouse.

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