The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.23.13

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow manages to only include one pic from last night’s Emmys and it’s this one right here of David Charvet goosing a man because a.) Remember Baywatch? and b.) I have the emotional maturity of an eight-year-old. That fact alone is the answer to every time you’ve ever clicked through one of these galleries and asked yourself “What the hell is this shit and why am I looking at it?” So with that in mind, here’s Constantine Maroulis making that vagina-hand thingy from The Sopranos, John Travolta pointing at his pee-pee that he shows to other boys, this Florida woman rubbing Cee Lo’s head because she knows that’s how you protect yourself from their voodoo magic, and finally, Matthew Broderick who should know better by now that you never stand directly behind her so she can’t see you. She spooks easy.

Wanna guess how long I’ve been waiting for a pic of him looking injured so I could use that joke? The answer is yes, of course I’m lonely,

- Photo Boy

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