The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.23.13

September 23rd, 2013 // 471 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow manages to only include one pic from last night’s Emmys and it’s this one right here of David Charvet goosing a man because a.) Remember Baywatch? and b.) I have the emotional maturity of an eight-year-old. That fact alone is the answer to every time you’ve ever clicked through one of these galleries and asked yourself “What the hell is this shit and why am I looking at it?” So with that in mind, here’s Constantine Maroulis making that vagina-hand thingy from The Sopranos, John Travolta pointing at his pee-pee that he shows to other boys, this Florida woman rubbing Cee Lo‘s head because she knows that’s how you protect yourself from their voodoo magic, and finally, Matthew Broderick who should know better by now that you never stand directly behind her so she can’t see you. She spooks easy.

Wanna guess how long I’ve been waiting for a pic of him looking injured so I could use that joke? The answer is yes, of course I’m lonely,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour Talking To Overweight Female Fan
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    people seem remarkably disinterested in him. Are we sure he’s performing, and not just harassing fat women at the bus station?

  2. Tyra Banks Cleavage 4th Annual WIE Symposium
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    “I’m sorry, what was the question? what does ‘Symposium’ mean? uh…next question!”

  3. Tyra Banks Cleavage 4th Annual WIE Symposium
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    “Now, I don’t know what a symposium is, but the voices in my head said it was a good idea to come dressed and ready to trick or treat.”

  4. Karrueche Tran Butt Bikini Zipper Tattoo
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    The ass says she’s an amazing lay. The tattoo says her uncle also thought she was an amazing lay.

  5. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’m at work looking at an upskirt shot of some broad from the Food Network. Says a lot about my job.

  6. Damian Lewis Shaved Head Clove Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    his cranium looks like a bad photoshop

  7. Tiger Chen Keanu Reeves Tim League Man of Tai Chi Fantastic Fest
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    Keanu just heard the buffet was open.

  8. Val Kilmer Sunburned Face Hoodie
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    “I see working people.”

  9.  John Travolta Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
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    “I am a Scientologist, hear me roar!”

  10. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Midriff
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    Totally thought this was Coco.

    Congratulations Courtney, you’ve successfully morphed from a 19 year old girl into a 34 year old woman who looks like a 50 year old woman trying to look like a 21 year old woman.

  11. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes
    Hugh G. Rection
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    When Jonah Hill starts looking like Chaz Bono, it’s time for an intervention.

  12. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
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    “30. An extra $10 to put it in my mouth.”

  13. Katie Couric
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Selena Gomez is Katie Couric’s daughter?

  14. Karrueche Tran Butt Bikini Zipper Tattoo
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    Until I saw that tattoo, I thought the dumbest thing she’s ever done was date Chris Brown.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
    BeastMaster
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    In her mind this is the sexiest thing ever.

    In mine, there are parts of my brain trying to detach itself – sent by my terrified penis – to fill in my eyes as a reactive process to prevent me ever seeing anything like this ever again.

  16. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Instagram: Hosting chicks photos from 2010 since 2010

  17. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes
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    Someone should tell Jonah you dont wear exercise shirts when you’re a man with breasts.

  18. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Catalina Film Festival
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    are those new?

  19. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Certain clothes just shouldn’t be available in certain sizes.

  20. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    It’s only Monday and we already have a strong candidate for “worst upskirt of the week”

  21. TLC Cleavage iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Let me guess, the “L” is for lesbian?

  22. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    I could deal with the size of the ass, its the love handles that I want to take a meat cleaver to.

    • crb

      Yeah. The lack of a small waist to go with those hips is the real tragedy here.

      She’s gotta start hanging out with Tina Fey & Maria.

  23. Kim Cattrall Cleavage TimeTalk Interview
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    She’s almost 60 years old…do we still have to pretend she’s hot and sexy, or can we start vomiting now?

  24. Ke$ha Butt See Through Shorts iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    How does someone with an ass like hers show up wearing that? Mirrors motherfucker! Do you speak it??

  25. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Pulling Shirt Up To Show Off Abs iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    “Aaah! Rhianna took my balls!”

  26. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    only in New York City..

    That’s why the Giants suck btw

  27. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    P!nk is a beast.

  28. Ke$ha Butt See Through Shorts iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    She’s looking less tree trunkish.

  29. TLC Cleavage iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Where are their rescued Greyhounds and Harleys?

  30. Lea Michele Holding Stomach
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    “I’m soooo hungry…”

  31. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
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    “My little prick lawvs you, and lawvs you, and you!”

  32.  John Travolta Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
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    A soupcon too much black.

  33. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
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    Going through treatment for ‘aggravated masturbation elbow’ again I see..

  34. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Pretty novel idea to have bumper cars at the festival.

  35. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Midriff
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    Achkkk! Sorry hairball.

  36.  John Travolta Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
    Mcdoubler
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    Hah! I can shquare Dancsh! Ishn’t that wierd?!

  37. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    She should have good buoyancy..

  38. Kim Cattrall Cleavage TimeTalk Interview
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    Well, she is a hell of a lot sexier than the thing in the next picture.

  39. Karrueche Tran Butt Bikini Zipper Tattoo
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    That’s quite a varicose vein.

  40. Selena Gomez Cleavage Spandex Strap Dress Versace Show Milan Fashion Week
    truth
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    mole boob….meh

  41. Damian Lewis Shaved Head Clove Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    Some people will go to any lengths to avoid being ginger haired.

  42. Aubrey ODay Buttcheeks See Through Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    “oh please, don’t take pictures of my ass, everyone will think I’m a whore!” “teehee”

  43. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
    Art Crow
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    Wrong side of the road again.

  44. Damian Lewis Shaved Head Clove Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    He is probably completely hammered in this photo.

  45. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes
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    Back to back photos of Khloe.

  46. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
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    The Grinch Goes Shopping

  47. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Pulling Shirt Up To Show Off Abs iHeart Radio Music Festival
    Jenn
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    *sings* I hit girls because I’ve got a tiny penis….Hey dammit, who slipped truth serum in my sizzurpp?!?

  48. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Midriff
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    Good news. She’s on her way back to the US. – everyone in UK.

  49. Katie Couric
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    “Mom, why are you laughing, you bought me these shoes.”

  50. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    Bieber + 10 years + breakdown.

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