The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.23.13

September 23rd, 2013 // 471 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow manages to only include one pic from last night’s Emmys and it’s this one right here of David Charvet goosing a man because a.) Remember Baywatch? and b.) I have the emotional maturity of an eight-year-old. That fact alone is the answer to every time you’ve ever clicked through one of these galleries and asked yourself “What the hell is this shit and why am I looking at it?” So with that in mind, here’s Constantine Maroulis making that vagina-hand thingy from The Sopranos, John Travolta pointing at his pee-pee that he shows to other boys, this Florida woman rubbing Cee Lo‘s head because she knows that’s how you protect yourself from their voodoo magic, and finally, Matthew Broderick who should know better by now that you never stand directly behind her so she can’t see you. She spooks easy.

Wanna guess how long I’ve been waiting for a pic of him looking injured so I could use that joke? The answer is yes, of course I’m lonely,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
    George P Burdell
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    The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.

  2. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
    Slappy Magoo
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    Creepy guy, slicked back hair, alone at a Disney movie…is this a Chris Hansen-sanctioned sting?

  3. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
    Josephus
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    Looks like it took a whole lot less than a thousand years.

  4. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
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    Cue the cocksmoking jokes in 3…2…1…

  5. Tiger Chen Keanu Reeves Tim League Man of Tai Chi Fantastic Fest
    Slappy Magoo
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    “You got the touch…you got the power!”

  6. TLC Cleavage iHeart Radio Music Festival
    thatsall
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    You need an L to spell both “TLC” and “relevant.”

  7. Monica Bellucci Nipples See Through Wet Dress On The Milky Road Set
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    She played that hot bitch in The Matrix but she didn’t show nip like here…

  8. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    That’s what you get for horsing around.

    Fuck it. I like low-hanging fruit.

    Which coincidentally is what Sarah Jessica Parker said when someone offered to fix the two of them up.

  9. Melissa Howe Cleavage Hot Rod Magazine Shoot
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    This gives me a Not Rod.

  10. Katie Couric
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    TRYING MY BEST TO ZOOM INTO HER DAUGHTERS CROTCHINA

  11. Val Kilmer Sunburned Face Hoodie
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    Christian Bale will be interviewing for the Wells Fargo Teller job wearing those exact clothes in a few years.

  12. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    You’d think with all the great cinematographers he’s worked with he’d have help getting a better photo for his personal ad.

  13. David Beckham Smirking Ross Brawn Covering Ears Formula One World Championship
    donkeylicks
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    Ok look, I wasn’t exactly expecting it to be a doe but he needs to work on his petronas charm.

  14. Tyra Banks Cleavage 4th Annual WIE Symposium
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    “Why yes, I AM a cunt! You got a problem with that?”

  15. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    Josephus
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    Looks like she got the mane correct.

  16. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    that'sall
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    I believe she’s both an innie and an outie.

  17. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
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    Mermaid pedophile.

  18. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
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    That’s pretty tame for her…where’s the hookah labeled “Ass to Mouth”?

  19. Heather Graham Nipples No Bra Baby Bump
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    “I’m telling ya, it’s her! Britney Spears’ younger less smelly sister! She’s walking right in front of me!”

  20. Ke$ha Butt See Through Shorts iHeart Radio Music Festival
    Josephus
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    I would hit it. With a truck, but still.

  21. Tiger Chen Keanu Reeves Tim League Man of Tai Chi Fantastic Fest
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    Still no one has the heart to tell him his beard looks like pubic hair.

  22. Mickey Rourke Skinny Jeans
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    I’d say in 10 years he’ll look back on his photos wearing skinny jeans and feel foolish, but let’s be honest…he’ll be long dead.

  23. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    Is this Sporty, Baby or Slutty spice?

  24. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    The look that says “my eyes are up here” because she knows it’s not worth wasting the actual breath to say it.

  25. Lea Michele Holding Stomach
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    Sad because she got kicked off The Milky Road.

  26. Val Kilmer Sunburned Face Hoodie
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    When did he become the offensive coordinator for the Patriots?

  27. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
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    Severe case of porno elbow.

  28. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
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    Doesn’t she have a kid?

  29. TLC Cleavage iHeart Radio Music Festival
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    Don’t go chasing Peterbilts…

  30. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
    that'sall
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    Fish too cheap to pay for the what would really be the best photo taken here?

  31. Aubrey ODay Buttcheeks See Through Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Not shown: guy in the outdated fedora’s boner.

  32. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
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    “OK, 8 boxes of rat poison, 8 box cutters, and 8 lengths of rope. Anything else, ma’am?”

  33. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    I so would.

  34. David Beckham Smirking Ross Brawn Covering Ears Formula One World Championship
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    If you’re standing next to the best looking man in sports, I guess the only way to get attention is to make big, fake fart noises.

  35. Cee Lo Green Redneck Lady Rubbing Head
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    Tan Mom was amazed at such a rich, dark skin tone, and could not resist a slow fondle.

  36. Monica Bellucci Nipples See Through Wet Dress On The Milky Road Set
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    The title “On the Milky Road” was selected after it was discovered Warner Brothers already had a 1916 silent movie with their original title choice “The Chick With the Giant Titties”.

  37. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    theres no fucking way anyone could fuck that and not think u were fucking Gene Simmons himself

  38. TLC Cleavage iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    Matrix bad bitch extras.

  39.  John Travolta Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
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    Looks like Scientology has successfully prayed away the gay in FABULOUS fashion!

  40. Ke$ha Butt See Through Shorts iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    FLAT ASS BITCH

  41. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour Talking To Overweight Female Fan
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    “Remember me? You stole my meth and called me Lindsay!”

  42. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
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    “She’s so uptight she’s probably got a wood-chipper for a coochie.”

  43. Lea Michele Holding Stomach
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    You’re not Lindsay Lohan, your tits are higher.

  44. Karrueche Tran Butt Bikini Zipper Tattoo
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    Cool, she’s got a tattoo of the scar my dad got after having bypass surgery.

  45. Danny Trejo Alexa Vega Cleavage Machete Kills Premiere Fantastic Fest
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    “You can pick her up in a shallow grave when I am done with her.”

  46. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    And her dad can STILL wrap his tongue around her waist!

  47. Mickey Rourke Skinny Jeans
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    That Princess Bride remake is going to be awful.

  48. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
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    from human xerox machine, to reality TV star, to coupon blogger, to coupon user.

  49. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    *sniff sniff* Hey Anne, cooking up a bacon dish today?

  50. Melissa Howe Cleavage Hot Rod Magazine Shoot
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    who posing for what?

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