The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.23.13

September 23rd, 2013 // 471 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow manages to only include one pic from last night’s Emmys and it’s this one right here of David Charvet goosing a man because a.) Remember Baywatch? and b.) I have the emotional maturity of an eight-year-old. That fact alone is the answer to every time you’ve ever clicked through one of these galleries and asked yourself “What the hell is this shit and why am I looking at it?” So with that in mind, here’s Constantine Maroulis making that vagina-hand thingy from The Sopranos, John Travolta pointing at his pee-pee that he shows to other boys, this Florida woman rubbing Cee Lo‘s head because she knows that’s how you protect yourself from their voodoo magic, and finally, Matthew Broderick who should know better by now that you never stand directly behind her so she can’t see you. She spooks easy.

Wanna guess how long I’ve been waiting for a pic of him looking injured so I could use that joke? The answer is yes, of course I’m lonely,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
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    Most likely a barnyard injury.

  2. Selena Gomez Cleavage Spandex Strap Dress Versace Show Milan Fashion Week
    EricLR
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    Don’t worry, kid. With Louis CK as your bodyguard, no one is going to fuck with you!

  3. Val Kilmer Sunburned Face Hoodie
    EricLR
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    Pretty bold move, auditioning for the part of Trayvon Martin. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

  4. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
    EricLR
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    I thought the “catholic schoolgirl whore” look started to go out about the same time as Britney Spears’ mind did.

  5. Katy Perry Wind Blowing Up Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
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    And that’s why you should never wear short skirts around Jedi Masters.

  6. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
    boof
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    *puts hose to mouth, head continues to inflate*

  7. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Pulling Shirt Up To Show Off Abs iHeart Radio Music Festival
    EricLR
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    He’s showing us where all the evil Chris Brown haters touched him.

  8. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes
    Smapdi
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    He’s all set to star in the E! Network movie “The Rob Kardashian Story”.

  9. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
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    Riding accident.

  10. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
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    Tried to ride bareback.

  11. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
    EricLR
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    Later tonight, someone is going to be bleaching that mic and wondering when his career choices went so horribly wrong.

  12. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes
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    If he sucks in that gut any more, he’ll turn blue.

  13. Heather Graham Nipples No Bra Baby Bump
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    Honey, you’re supposed to hold the label out.

  14. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    bagmotherfucker
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    That ass is just getting ridonkulus!

  15. Mickey Rourke Skinny Jeans
    EricLR
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    When he gets some more money, he’s going to have lipo on the other half.

  16. David Beckham Smirking Ross Brawn Covering Ears Formula One World Championship
    EricLR
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    As it turns out, being a great soccer player does NOT also make you a great mechanic.

  17. Damian Lewis Shaved Head Clove Cigarette Chateau Marmont
    bagmotherfucker
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    So that’s what a circumcised one looks like?

  18. David Beckham Smirking Ross Brawn Covering Ears Formula One World Championship
    caley
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    “Can’t handle any more shitty tattoos!”

  19.  John Travolta Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
    EricLR
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    F A B U L O U S !!

  20. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
    Pilin
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    Pee-wee Herman looks so classy…..

  21. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour Talking To Overweight Female Fan
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    …and is spontaneously cured of his sex addiction.

  22. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour Talking To Overweight Female Fan
    bagmotherfucker
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    see these? bigger than katy’s.

  23. Lea Michele Holding Stomach
    EricLR
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    Jeez, someone please tell that poor girl that you can’t get pregnant from swallowing, before she has a fucking heart attack!

  24. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Pulling Shirt Up To Show Off Abs iHeart Radio Music Festival
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I wish he would take a walk down George Zimmerman’s street.

  25. Courtney Stodden Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Midriff
    Al
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    What happened to Coco?

  26. Farrah Abraham Huge Fake Tits Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’m waiting patiently for Backdoor Teen Mom II

  27. Cee Lo Green Redneck Lady Rubbing Head
    bagmotherfucker
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    im praying in the next shot she smashes that monstrosity against the table

  28. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
    EricLR
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    When the offers dry up, so does she.

  29. Aubrey ODay Buttcheeks See Through Skirt iHeart Radio Music Festival
    Hugh G. Rection
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    That’s what $50 gets you these days.

  30. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
    tinafeystaintmole
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    lemme get my hands on some o that

  31. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    Mista Snazzy
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    Oh no, the beautiful white woman with a fine, fine bootay!!
    Black Man’s Krytonite!! I feel my power diminishing. NOOOOOOOO!!!

  32. Melissa Howe Cleavage Hot Rod Magazine Shoot
    EricLR
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    In other news, Hot Rod Magazine still exists!

  33. Monica Bellucci Nipples See Through Wet Dress On The Milky Road Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    No idea who this broad is, but I want more pictures!!!!

  34. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour Talking To Overweight Female Fan
    EricLR
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    “…And that is why I think that I should be the next Mrs. Russell Brand.”

  35. Selena Gomez Cleavage Spandex Strap Dress Versace Show Milan Fashion Week
    Dom Perinyawn
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    Last time I saw a face like hers was on a Gerber bottle.

  36.  John Travolta Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
    George Takei
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    What a fruit.

  37. Danny Trejo Alexa Vega Cleavage Machete Kills Premiere Fantastic Fest
    EricLR
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    She came with this suit.

  38. Tyra Banks Cleavage 4th Annual WIE Symposium
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    Nice combover Tyra, totally natural-looking.

  39. Cee Lo Green Redneck Lady Rubbing Head
    I'mCool
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    It’s not such a bold move when you realize he can’t reach across the table to slap her.

  40. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
    EricLR
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    You know, just because holy water burns you, that’s still no excuse for not bathing in *regular* water.

  41. Anne Burrell Pink Hair Riding Bike In Skirt
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    It ain’t easy balancing a cake on your head while riding a bike. I wish someone would invent a way to carry cakes while riding a bike. Wait….

  42. Constantine Maroulis The Little Mermaid Screening
    D
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    At first sight I thought it was Ed Furlong, but I then realized he couldn’t look as good as this…

  43. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
    Hugh G. Rection
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    This is what it looks like when you kill the golden goose.

  44. David Beckham Smirking Ross Brawn Covering Ears Formula One World Championship
    Dom Perinyawn
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    I wonder who’s hanging out with Ross Brains.

  45. Matthew Broderick Arm In Sling
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    Never startle a mare when approaching from behind.

  46. Tiger Chen Keanu Reeves Tim League Man of Tai Chi Fantastic Fest
    EricLR
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    As Keanu began singing, Tiger finally understood the attraction of seppuku.

  47. Melissa Howe Cleavage Hot Rod Magazine Shoot
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Farrah Abraham’s cousin?

  48. Lea Michele Holding Stomach
    Dom Perinyawn
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    Mattress cover dresses are all the rage.

  49. Russell Brand Messiah Complex Tour Talking To Overweight Female Fan
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Who knew a picture of a dick and two tits could be G rated.

  50. Kate Gosselin No Makeup Angry Face
    Dom Perinyawn
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    “Can take up to 1000 years to biodegrade”

    Sounds about right.

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