The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.16
Welcome to The Crap We Missed, which you may detect has the aroma of boiled peanuts, because they sell whatever the fuck that is everywhere around here. Going to Lowes for some mulch? How bout a bag of boiled peanuts with that? Having a colonoscopy? Grab some delicious boiled peanuts on your way out. Someone please explain this to me. In the meantime, here’s the gallery you’ve been waiting for since last Wednesday, and it doesn’t disappoint, with pics like Leonardo DiCaprio learning what “No, Jonah, you can’t watch,” feels like in Braille, and Lady Gaga’s never-before-seen braless nipples. Okay, so maybe one of those wasn’t worth the wait, but the Sara Jean Underwood video down there was unless you’re one of those asshats in the comments who claims to be bored of her, in which case, my bad. I’ll send you a bag of boiled peanuts as penance. Seriously, they’re fucking everywhere.
Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Instagram