The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.11

September 19th, 2011 // 638 Comments

Oh, good, Skinny Jonah Hill plays sports now. Wonderful, science. Just wonderful.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an assortment of photos that are almost entirely Emmys-free save for a couple post-show shots and Julie Bowen realizing ABC rigged hers to emit intense heat should she go to a competitor’s after-party. They have trust issues which, speaking of, welcome to the exact moment all three of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pre-selected engagement rings fell down a sewer grate. She hasn’t eaten in twenty minutes.

Someone got a sneak peak of the Justin Timberlake wiener photos,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jay Leno Malibu Triathalon Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles Donation
    Warren Piece
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now just when you thought I couldn’t screw Dave anymore… I bent him over juuuuust a titch more…”

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe Edvard Munch created a painting of her.

  3. Kanye West Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently he was going commando and had to adjust, as evidenced by the look on the guy behind him…

  4. Brad Garrett
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, that guy is Raymond’s brother! He’s sure milking that.

  5. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s hear it for the Make-A-Wish Foundation

  6. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges RIPD
    Warren Piece
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean he’s one of the ghouls? I thought he was the protagonist.

  7. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “I thin’ ees so funny when a gringo try to eat habanero peppers.”

  8. Jay Leno Malibu Triathalon Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles Donation
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, Ted Kennedy is back.

  9. Rosario Dawson Cleavage
    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    just a little further down and we get nipslip

  10. pinto beans

    I can actually hear the girly little whimper he lets out when he tosses that thing.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Butt
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you crop this so I can jerk off to the cleavage and ignore the dick-in-the-box stuck to her ass?

  12. Taylor Lautner
    Hey Hick Fuck You!
    Commented on this photo:

    LOVES THE COCK!

  13. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    Hickory Dickory Dock. My Career Sucks Cock.

  14. Jon Cryer Rainn Wilson Nautica Triathalon
    Warren Piece
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess Cryer’s the shoe?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1eeZr2WKKE

  15. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking soulless ginger.

  16. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks good up top. Below she gives Shauna Sand’s beef curtains a run for their money.

  17. Taryn Manning
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops. Put the corset on backwards, honey. Try again. With boobs.

  18. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know…joo jus’ wan’ put jour weeny between my chi-chis.”

  19. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    Very Vamprific.

  20. Julie Bowen Cleavage Emmy
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Reliving that casting moment, I see.

  21. Rihanna Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom?

  22. Hugh Grant
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait a minute…I KNOW I had a mustache when I wallked in here…”

  23. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    You just know that ball thudded into the ground about three feet from where he’s standing.

  24. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Tracey
    Commented on this photo:

    Necklace is nice, but the cheek implant looks to soon explode.

  25. Taylor Lautner
    Commented on this photo:

    I really like the update they’ve done with the guy on the nickel.

  26. Rosario Dawson Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, they are spectacular…and they are REAL!”

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the Scream mask she’s wearing?

  28. Good for Hill losing all that weight, but time to start lifting some weights buddy.

  29. Jeremy Renner
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like somebody is pleased with his self-induced titty twister.

  30. Hugh Grant
    Longshot421
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bugger! I always get cold sores when I have it off with transexual prostitutes.”

  31. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “I couldn’t fasten that top button. I kinda feel sorry for the women who can.”

  32. Jeremy Renner
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    This was taken during the brief period of time when he was preparing to play the role of “wonkeye”.

  33. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gonna eat your children Skippy! Praise be to Allah!

  34. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whenever I think about beating someone up I get excited.”

  35. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where’s the what…??? The skirt…??? Ummmm…OOPS!”

  36. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    To say he throws like a girl is an insult to girls.

  37. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is everyone in London this week?

  38. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Just for the record, I think she looks hot.

  39. Michael Pitt Middle Finger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    ” ARTHRITIS!!! “

  40. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    so whens the wedding??

  41. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Chaz Bono still throws like a girl.

  42. Danny Noonan

    Nerds Gone Wild ! Throws like a girl !

  43. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    careful. you can shoot someone in the face with those.

  44. Taylor Lautner
    Commented on this photo:

    Pap just spent two minutes yelling “Hey Rob Kardashian!” at him.

  45. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    boys dont cry

  46. Tina Fey
    fuckyou
    Commented on this photo:

    lol, she’s fat

  47. Tiffani Thiessen Nautica Triathalon
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    bell wasnt strong enough to save her face

  48. Ethan Hawke Baby Sling Stroller
    Commented on this photo:

    Daughters? Where’s the other one? In that sling around his neck?

  49. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    “I had no idea claiming to have slept with Megan Fox would keep me from entering Canada.”

  50. Ron Artest DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    Natural reaction.

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