The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.11

September 19th, 2011 // 638 Comments

Oh, good, Skinny Jonah Hill plays sports now. Wonderful, science. Just wonderful.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an assortment of photos that are almost entirely Emmys-free save for a couple post-show shots and Julie Bowen realizing ABC rigged hers to emit intense heat should she go to a competitor’s after-party. They have trust issues which, speaking of, welcome to the exact moment all three of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pre-selected engagement rings fell down a sewer grate. She hasn’t eaten in twenty minutes.

Someone got a sneak peak of the Justin Timberlake wiener photos,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kanye West Crotch Grab
    edamame
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    I wonder if he made those bracelets at VBS. (vacation bitch school)

  2. Rihanna Cleavage
    say shwut
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    Will Smith in drag.

  3. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Charles
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    Skinny? Well, i guess it only counts if you’ve lost all the fat in your arms. But its great to know that you can still be known as skinny while having a fat face and be praised for doing half the job.

  4. Michael Pitt Middle Finger
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    He seems to be coming out of the Woods; who was he sucking off?

  5. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    eclecticladyland
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    I love how she’s changed everything about her face but the eyebrows. Keepin’ it all about 1992.

  6. Ethan Hawke Baby Sling Stroller
    eclecticladyland
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    “Sir?…Sir?… Your baby fell out around three blocks back.”

  7. Jeremy Renner
    UncleDenial
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    He’s dealing with a bout of “T-Rex arm syndrome”.

  8. Ron Artest DWTS
    eclecticladyland
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    Nothing better than a good wrought iron dry hump.

  9. lily

    great work on the weight loss, but i dont think i will find him funny now for some reason….he was the funny fat guy

  10. Hugh Grant
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    Still can’t figure out that a mirror is reversed.

  11. stevebeagle

    WOW !! Tobey Maguire looks like shit !

  12. Julie Bowen Cleavage Emmy
    ravn
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    ideepthroat.com

  13. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
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    I’d demolish that while listening to some Dizzee Rascal.

  14. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
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    Don’t worry, this dog’s bark isn’t nearly as big as his neck.

  15. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
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    “Would I BUY one? No, no, no, my friend, I’m not the kind of guy who ‘buys’ anything. I lease.”

  16. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
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    You’re trying too hard, Larry King.

  17. Tina Fey
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    O RLY?

  18. Ethan Hawke Baby Sling Stroller
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    Who’s your nanny now, bitch?

  19. Ron Artest DWTS
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    They put him in here after he started punching members of the audience.

  20. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    Michael D
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    HULK HAPPEE!

  21. Rihanna Cleavage
    Donkey Oatey
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    Literally every photo in this collection of The Crap we Missed could be titled “Tom Cruise’s penis goes here.”

  22. Rihanna Cleavage
    barbosa
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    what’s with the hypersexuality? She has some kind of orgasmic look on her face every time I see her

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Box
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    She look so sunken, so gaunt, so deathly frail when you look at her face, and then you scoot your eyes down just a tad and feast them on those meaty upper arms, and you realize your mistake.

  24. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    Box
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    oh my God, how have I never seen this before? those pouty “my feelings mean more than yours” eyes, the douchey styling, the overall self-righteous demeanor… he is a young Russel Crowe.

  25. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    Steelerchick
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    “Did someone say marriage???”

  26. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    Steelerchick
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    Down and Out in Vancouver.

  27. Hugh Grant
    Beck
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    Does this hepatitis make me look like I love whores?

  28. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas
    Steelerchick
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    Why do I feel like kicking him?
    It’s gotta be “kick a ginger day”.

  29. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges RIPD
    Steelerchick
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    I think that’s Dude in the back ground.

  30. Tiffani Thiessen Nautica Triathalon
    Steelerchick
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    Did she forget to shave again?

  31. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    me
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    I thought that was the kid from The Christmas Story!!! lol…. oops!

  32. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    sharon
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    amazing!! is it diet? exercise? cuse he only lost like 600 pounds?

    oh yeah, it’s surgery. Meh.

  33. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    hinty
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    Gotta lose the weight before you can put on the muscle. The two processes take different sorts of workouts. Oh, and by the way, very few people — including almost all the a-holes making smart-ass comments above and elsewhere — would have the discipline to do what Hill has done.

  34. Jeremy Renner
    cc
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    He’s saying ‘tee hee’, you know that right?

  35. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    cc
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    Sorry Shia, the hockey riot was a one time thing.

  36. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    cc
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    Did you say ‘What’s that on my sweater’?

  37. Ethan Hawke Baby Sling Stroller
    cc
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    Using your child to hide your gut? Shameful.

  38. Jon Cryer Rainn Wilson Nautica Triathalon
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    Jon Cryer is morphing into Prince Charles.

  39. Hugh Grant
    Manowl
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    I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.

  40. Kanye West Crotch Grab
    Manowl
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    In every photo there is a gay mad hatter saying it all with his eyes (and pursed lips)

  41. ToRiMiLi

    Isn’t he the one who said “no one likes a skinny comedian”(in Funny People)?

  42. James Woods
    Big_Mike
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    “I’ve got James Woods…too!”

  43. meme

    He looks like a cancer patient having his make a wish dream fulfilled. Eat something dude.

  44. Taylor Lautner
    Barnaby Fizzlesticks III
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    I DO look like a beady eyed pig-faced boy! DAYUM!

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