1. catapostrophe


  2. dontlooknow

    “If anyone asks if you saw a little girl standing on the corner, you didn’t see her…”

  3. um ok

    “why the face George?”
    “someone just said the c-word. commitment”

  4. it had to be said

    “Don’t tell her I’m not going to marry her.”

  5. “I’m sorry, girl, but you’re gonna need to shower and brush your teeth before I touch anything other than your hand.”

  6. adolf hitler

    so whens the wedding??

  7. Satan's bitch

    Going in for the goose…!

  8. Perplexity

    George sees a photo of what overuse does to a cock by the age of 55.

  9. sometimes farts are louder than you think they’ll be.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Ix-Nay on the azi War Machine N-ay”

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    Close call… I almost left my Friday rubbers at home.

  12. Is that Morris Day in the background?

  13. g-moonie

    “…..and this one? I used to call it the analis Canalis….”

  14. RoCer

    “Shhh! Bitch, my family’s here!”

  15. cc

    You mean I’ve got to sit in that cheap piece of crap? Do you know who I am?

  16. cc

    Shhh, cool it, I’ll be fucking her later but she doesn’t know it yet.

  17. Lolli-Pop

    Holy Frankenstein’s ugly step-sister, who let Hewitt remove her dentitions? Good thing I have security guards for this kind of threat.

  18. “Keep it down, will ya? If Stacey finds me with another chick, she’ll put a leg-scissors on my head and pop my brain out like it’s the core of a pimple.”

  19. UncleDenial

    Keystone Lite could help him with that “bitter beer face”.

  20. “Would I BUY one? No, no, no, my friend, I’m not the kind of guy who ‘buys’ anything. I lease.”

  21. Steelerchick

    “Did someone say marriage???”

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