Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, where we take a weekend’s worth of celebrity nonsense and transmute it into pure gold. It’s just like alchemy, only the gold is dick jokes. Anyway, today we’ve got Wilmer Valderrama showing us his swag bag of high tech gadgets that he will trade to teenagers for sex, while Dolph Lundgren opts for a much more direct approach, Victoria Beckham letting baby Harper know what’s will happen if that double chin isn’t gone by her first birthday, this vampire, who will know haunt your dreams for the next eternity or so, and finally, Mark-Paul Gosselaar‘s epic fail at Hamming (I told you).
Holy Cow! Is that a recognizable person in the Final Five? You’ll have to forgive me, it’s unusual is all..
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I thought that was Todd Bridges in drag.
Sexy.
Beautiful girl ruined herself to become this caricature of a person we see here. Still would though.
I would nail her half Asian ass raw. She’s pretty damn hot.
We are in agreement yet again. Two great minds with but one single thought…
Shhhhh…quiet…I’ve just gotten to the good part of the thought.
Checkout girls at Mi Pueblo have sexier asses than that.
I need fifty dollars to make me holler. I get paid to do the wild thang.
There goes Honey Boo Boo.
nice crotch nipple weirdo.
If only she had money to buy decent clothes … :( so sad
She is getting sued and changing last name
Douchebag move #28
Any time someone takes your photo, point to another person in frame. Or if everybody hates you too much to be seen near you, much less be photographed with you, point to your abs or to an object you are holding in your hand.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, heroes in a half shell!… turtle power!
What the f*ck is this??…. what’s her appeal?.. Straight crazy and should be locked up in a mental institution
He look like a WAX STATUE in a wax museum.Why isn’t anyone that care about him told him this. This is definitely not a good look at all. He probably have like so many plastic surgery.
The nanny’s name is Machone and she has her Katana underneath the babycart.
WOW! KD Lang’s clit is huge!!!
Is this an old prop from “Face Off”?
Which one was attacked by the tiger? Both of them looked so fucked up I can’t tell.
The only part of her untouched by tattoo ink is her intestines.
Even Greenpeace can’t be bothered trying to save these whales.
I don’t know who she is or what she does but I Love the car and love the jeans.
Please don’t take me back to her, PLEASE!
BLACK CHICKEN LADY!
It’s midnight for this cinderella…
Funny that the most conservative, toned-down outfit she has ever worn is an homage to Michael F#*&% Jackson.
Are they going thru the Joaquin Phoenix phase?
Those poor heels.
Oh and DOUBLE MOOOOOOOOOOO
She either has a nice ass or that lady in orange likes her dress
I predict he is gonna die soon!… He just has that about to die look.
“I know, I know, I’m not John Hamm!”
“If ANY of your babysitters were as ugly, YOU too would be covering your face!”
Who can make the sunrise?… The Meth head man can!
Is that a wax figure or the real him?
Invisible light socket?
Hello…..Newwwman….
Thank you, than you so much for this photo.
Clearly Timberlake proposed pre-bangs…
In the Battle of the Asses, no one wins.
Dude, Chris Brown punched a hole through her skirt.
Amber and her girlfriend/potential ex-girlfriend Tasya van Ree are more than welcome to make an all girl sandwich with me in the middle, especially if vintage muscle cars are involved. Talk about a wet dream!
I didn’t even know she was sick…
Finally! A visual on the penis we all knew was there.
Every time I see her I feel like I should give her a sticker for trying.
Its not easy moving cattle in a busy place like L.A
Her chin and the Audi R8 both have the same front end shape
Woof.
Chris Kattan’s kid is a Keebler Elf.
The baby has more bodyfat in its chin than the mother does in her entire body. Forget any questions about who really supplied the sperm…
Something tells me Eddie Murphy would be all over that now.
A candid shot from the set of the Oprah life story.
This is the scene where the tearful, terrified young O runs from her kin who are trying to rape her.
After the rape, O had to give up running; the weight gain was inevitable.
What a talent. That girl is gifted.