The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.16.13

September 16th, 2013 // 551 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve come to the sad realization that due to my lack of having Ireland Baldwin‘s butt as a canvas, I’ll never be her Photoshop equal *crumples up Skarsgard headshot and sketch of three-penised stick figure, shoves scanner out window*. I’ll have to just stick with my usual digital collage of celebrity random, like Will Smith swordfighting (literally any definition of that word fits for this photo), David Beckham at long last achieving the hands-free ball jiggle, and Kate Moss with a man who’s clearly delighted he won’t even have to use that roofie tonight.

Date rape jokes, the best start to any week,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
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    “There’s women here, fuck, I have to get out of here quickly.”

  2. Coco Cleavage See Through Bra Instagram
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    She can see her reflection in her tits. That’s new.

  3. Alec Baldwin Rage Face
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    “Ireland did what with a unicorn?”

  4. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
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    Fuck JLo and her ass. Her ass is nothing special. I live in the Caribbean. Asses like that are everywhere.

  5. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    Is it too early to draft this kid, how about the Manning kids? I mean there is about an 80% chance they are going to be superstar football players.

  6. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    I think we should leave Bob out of this.

  7. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
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    I hear he went method for this movie. Lost a lot of weight etc. I hope it pays off.

  8. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Life Of Crime Premiere TIFF
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    Orange you glad to see me?

  9. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
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    She can feel the baby growing inside of her already.

  10. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress W Magazine Dinner
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    “I was getting hit on by some dick named Jason Priestly. Said he ‘loved my look’. What is that supposed to mean, my look?”

  11. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    “What? Me worry?”

  12. Mark Burnett Crazy Hair Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    With the kind of money he has you would think he would be able to afford Cruise and Travolta’s hair guy.

  13. Zac Hanson
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    Is this the one that used to be a girl?

  14. Amy Adams Butt Yoga Pants Daughter
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    Was Dakota Fanning the surrogate mother?

  15. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    Her lips look like the bumpers on a ’57 Chevy Bel Air.

  16. Paula Patton Tight Jeans
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    Arranging her and Robin’s next three way, no doubt.

  17. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    You say girlfriend, I say long term hooker.

  18. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    So sexy.

  19. Zac Hanson
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    That’s amazing…no hands. Gawd must be holding the microphone for him.

  20. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    ♫ ♪ Yummmm…! ♫ ♪

  21. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    He is short, but dude is funny as fuck, unlike Jonah Hill, any women he gets are legitimate.

  22. Tia Carrere Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz 3D TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX Grand Opening
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    Please just go back to the 90s and stay there in my fantasies.

  23. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Whenever I see this woman I just can’t but want her in the worst way. She does it for me.

  24. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
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    “Peace Miley, you will never be a part of my family”

  25. Christina Milian Nipples No Bra DWTS Practice
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    Oh fuck yeah. Nice pokies. Nice everything, as a matter of fact.

  26. Zac Hanson
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    At home we all know what that thing really holds and it isn’t a microphone.

  27. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    If you want your water back, you have to tell your mother MY version of how I scraped my elbow.

  28. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    Color me impressed.

  29. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    I don’t want to get her swinging moose knuckle out of my head. I watch that gif daily.

  30. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress W Magazine Dinner
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    Looks like a younger, shit-faced Shannen Doherty.

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Perfect way to end the day.

  32. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    He laughed at them when they said ‘Wear sunscreen’.

  33. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
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    Heeey…how’d you’d like me to give the vampire treatment to that great rack of yours?

  34. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
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    A gut is so sexy on a woman.

  35. Mark Burnett Crazy Hair Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    The father of reality tv…there’s a special place in hell for you.

  36. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    Don’t tell me how big my public mound is look at your fucking back fat!

  37. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    Such a British smile there.

  38. Jennifer Garner Paparazzi Standoff
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    Maybe if I roll down my window they’ll take MY picture.

  39. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
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    Sex tape requested.

  40. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress W Magazine Dinner
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    Brenda?

  41. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    Too bad he didn’t bring a machete for Bieber …

  42. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    funny how some people’s faces just forever put them into the evil villain category

  43. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
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    Gross

  44. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
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    “Will, what’s going on? You don’t seem to be paying attention at all.”
    “Oh it’s just…..well, when they said I’d be practicing swordfighting today, I thought it would be…never mind.”

  45. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    She loves him for his body.

  46. Dina Lohan DUI Mugshot
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    Good God! Mayweather’s face isn’t that puffy even after a fight.

  47. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
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    “Dodge, parry, THRUST! Very good. Now let’s try it with pants on.”

  48. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    If she were with anyone other than fat Clay Aiken, she would be in trouble.

  49. Tia Carrere Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz 3D TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX Grand Opening
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    Tia, you don’t listen to those people. We’re all getting older. You come over here with me and we’ll hug it out.

  50. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Life Of Crime Premiere TIFF
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    Wipe that smirk off your face Rachel, you’re going to f the marriage and the pregnancy up and then not even Marley will hang with you, because he’s dead.

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