The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.16.13

September 16th, 2013 // 551 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve come to the sad realization that due to my lack of having Ireland Baldwin‘s butt as a canvas, I’ll never be her Photoshop equal *crumples up Skarsgard headshot and sketch of three-penised stick figure, shoves scanner out window*. I’ll have to just stick with my usual digital collage of celebrity random, like Will Smith swordfighting (literally any definition of that word fits for this photo), David Beckham at long last achieving the hands-free ball jiggle, and Kate Moss with a man who’s clearly delighted he won’t even have to use that roofie tonight.

Date rape jokes, the best start to any week,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mark Burnett Crazy Hair Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    EricLR
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    Background Joe Rogan is not amused.

  2. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Josephus
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    Nicki must be ill. She actually looks kind of normal here. I mean, except for the tit popping out.

  3. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Life Of Crime Premiere TIFF
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    How many layers did it take to hide those nipples?

  4. Amy Adams Butt Yoga Pants Daughter
    EricLR
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    Take THAT, every woman who has ever claimed that they just can’t lose their pregnancy weight!!

  5. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
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    Her pregnancy boobs came in at the 5 second mark. The baby’s already out.

  6. Christina Milian Nipples No Bra DWTS Practice
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    Pokies with the Stars.

  7. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a man.

  8. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    Josephus
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    “OH COME ON! I really WAS on television! And in movies!! You have to let me in. Come on!! I just want to sit down for one…yes, yes sir, here’s your ticket, hand it to the valet when you’re finished with your meal…I SWEAR I’m famous!!”

  9. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    The only dogs they could find that could fit on the couch with Mr. Serious Actor.

  10. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    Robb7
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    Was every has-been at this damn fight!

  11. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress W Magazine Dinner
    Josephus
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    Looks like Daisy high.

  12. Jennifer Garner Paparazzi Standoff
    EricLR
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    Wow, Jennifer Garner!

    Wow, that actor from Coach!

  13. Amy Adams Butt Yoga Pants Daughter
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    Amy is so beautiful. WTF is up with the baby name, though?

  14. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    “Am I good to drive?”
    “You should switch to vodka. Mommy says you can’t smell vodka”

  15. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    cc
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    Just wondering…was the paparazzi actually sprawled on the dashboard?

  16. Jennifer Garner Paparazzi Standoff
    EricLR
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    And BTW, who the fuck wears a sweater in LA in the summer??

  17. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
    Robb7
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    Don’t love her — just her ass.

  18. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    I’m sure he was pulling tail of this quality when he was a nobody.

  19. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    cc
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    C’mon along dear, don’t touch the bogans.

  20. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    EricLR
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    Jeez, Mayweather really gave that guy a beating!

    Oh wait, that’s not Alvarez?

  21. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    anonym
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    what a manly jawline.

    All I see is jon voight

  22. Leah Remini Big Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
    EricLR
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    I wonder how many Scientologists are in that van, just waiting for their moment?

  23. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    EricLR
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    She’s just after his pot of gold.

  24. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
    Robb7
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    Does someone just carry her around and plop her in a crowded area where she can be admired by the locals?

  25. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    Does anyone have an EpiPen??? This man is clearly going into anaphylaxis…or is just a huge fat fuck.

  26. Alec Baldwin Rage Face
    EricLR
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    RUN!!!!

  27. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Tiggles
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    “Emotionally abusive parenting leads to greater creativity! I learned that by watching Joe and Michael Jackson. So, be sure and call your kids rude, thoughtless little pigs just as often as you can. Later on, show them how to resolve problems by violently confronting people in the streets of New York. Really, what could go wrong?” – From Alec Baldwin’s new book “Fuck You, I’m a Great Dad”.

  28. Leah Remini Big Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
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    The Sofa King-size ass of Queens.

  29. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
    cc
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    ‘Holy shit, a vertical trampoline. Get out the way little fella, I’m comin’ to ‘ave a look!’

  30. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Life Of Crime Premiere TIFF
    Fappuccino
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    It’s a man, baby!

  31. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
    EricLR
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    I can count to two now!!

  32. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Robb7
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    Yeah, nice and perky!

  33. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    cc
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    Wow, Danny really got Paz de la Huerta cleaned up.

  34. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
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    Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is orgasming.

  35. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    She got the special Chateau Marmont “You’re not gonna BELIEVE this shit!” rate.

  36. Mark Burnett Crazy Hair Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    “I’m Mr. Heat Miser….”

  37. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Skirt
    EricLR
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    Cabbie, take me to 1996!

  38. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    I adore Clare. She’s near mint and comes from a very limited edition – females who will talk to me.

  39. Jennifer Garner Paparazzi Standoff
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    These Wendy’s commercials are really getting stupid.

  40. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    “Anybody want a peanut?”

  41. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
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    God, she just gets stupider and more annoying everyday. Go away.

  42. Mark Burnett Crazy Hair Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    mavis davis
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    He didn’t mind being abducted by the aliens. It was the unexpected remote-controlled anal probes he couldn’t handle.

  43. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    amir
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    She should NEVER wear stretch pants. Flatback for real.

  44. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    Why the hell would Floyd Mayweather want this turd anywhere near him?

  45. Leah Remini Big Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
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    I had no idea she had all that junk in the trunk.

  46. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    Yep, this seems about right for Kate Moss. Isn’t this woman a mother too? Jesus.

  47. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Seth is a pretty cool guy. I love all of his work. Robot Chicken is fucking awesome. He’s got a hot hot wife. One of my favourite guys in Hollywood.

  48. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Life Of Crime Premiere TIFF
    Where's Dildo
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    Obviously Photoshopped. Her nipples were removed and placed on Angelina a couple pics back.

  49. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Like a silent “fuck you” to Jennifer Aniston.

  50. Tia Carrere Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz 3D TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX Grand Opening
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    Oh well. I’ll always have her Playboy shoot to fap to.

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