The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.16.13

September 16th, 2013 // 551 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve come to the sad realization that due to my lack of having Ireland Baldwin‘s butt as a canvas, I’ll never be her Photoshop equal *crumples up Skarsgard headshot and sketch of three-penised stick figure, shoves scanner out window*. I’ll have to just stick with my usual digital collage of celebrity random, like Will Smith swordfighting (literally any definition of that word fits for this photo), David Beckham at long last achieving the hands-free ball jiggle, and Kate Moss with a man who’s clearly delighted he won’t even have to use that roofie tonight.

Date rape jokes, the best start to any week,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    fucking gross

  2. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    He’s up all night to get lucky.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
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    So did Ireland Baldwin insert Rick Ross into her photo, or did Rick Ross just jailbait up his own picture?

  4. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    “NO! No water for you! Daddy’s the SUPERSTAR! Daddy gets the water!”

  5. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Larry, Daryl and other brother Merle, cleared Bob and the other walkers out of the immediate area, in no time flat.

  6. Jennifer Garner Paparazzi Standoff
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    The old farmer’s market pastime – duelling with cameras.

  7. Leah Remini Big Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
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    It’s a travesty that Scientology is making her wear the Pants of Shame. Why won’t they let her leave the religion in peace?

  8. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress W Magazine Dinner
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    open bar!!!

  9. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Just a Smurf and his girl, out for a night on the town

  10. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
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    She may be a female fan now, but by morning she’ll be one of his ex’s.

  11. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
    yourmom
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    Jesus Christ, Miley Cyrus can’t even copy a haircut right….

  12. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    EricLR
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    This looks like a 13-year-old girl’s trailer park bedroom just threw up on a velvet painting of Black Elvis.

  13. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    I’m all for being inclusive, but goddammit, when did America become a place where it’s okay for ginger hobbits to play dress up at award shows?

  14. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
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    Ohhh, look. She’s going to an early Halloween party dressed as a cocker spaniel.

  15. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    EricLR
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    Man, it’s pretty bad when even Erik Estrada is embarrassed to be seen with you.

  16. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    If Brad wanted to have a wife with permafrost nipples, he never would’ve left Jennifer.

  17. Dina Lohan DUI Mugshot
    Hugh Jass
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    Looks better than any of Lindsay’s mugshots.

  18. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    EricLR
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    Number 1 and Number two.

  19. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    “Lady…give me back my girlfriend’s leash…”

  20. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    EricLR
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    Alright, he was my favorite member of Monty Python!

  21. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    Rosie’s still got some nice tits.

  22. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    Is this a screen capture from the Fifth Element?

    • I'mCool

      Only if the fifth element is silicone.

    • crb

      I thought the Fifth Element was the power of the human soul, our own love-manifestation of The Force, The Eternal, The Divine, the Buddha within that casts asunder all darkness and evil by sheer force of the awesome alone, like a Jimi Hendrix guitar solo played on the strings of the cosmos by the paws of ligers, Titans and Gods?

      -In that case, I think: No, these are not the droids you’re looking for…

  23. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    Josephus
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    I guess it really is winter in Australia.

  24. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
    cc
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    Good luck learning kali Will.

  25. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    EricLR
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    Be careful, Australia! She’s on the lookout for an unattended baby to adopt.

  26. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    EricLR
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    They also said something, but no one could make any fucking sense of it.

  27. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
    Josephus
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    “::cums::” – Alicia Silverstone

  28. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    It wears the yoga pants upon its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

  29. Coco Cleavage See Through Bra Instagram
    EricLR
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    You have to respect someone who knows her strengths and sticks with them.

  30. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    “He got me with a couple of pretty good shots in the second round, but then I began my strategy of trying to break his hands with my chin.”

  31. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
    Josephus
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    FACT: She was flat as a board five minutes before.

  32. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    cc
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    ‘ the launch of McDonald’s new Mighty Wings at Moynihan Station’

    The run up to the Academy awards already underway, huh?

  33. Zac Hanson
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    “Well, when the robots rise up and become our masters, you’ll be glad I showed you that little trick. Better than money to most of them…”

  34. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
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    Wait a minute…Jenny McCarthy thinks vaccinations cause autism, but she’ll promote fucking Mcdonalds Mighty Wings, which I’m pretty sure are made from sick cats.

    She’s a real class act.

  35. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    mavis davis
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    Who knew Shar-Peis could be kosher?

  36. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    He has no choice but to hang out with her. She stole his Lucky Charms.

  37. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    Roofies are a hell of a (date rape) drug.

  38. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
    EricLR
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    Daddy, your breath smells like Tim Tebow.

  39. Dina Lohan DUI Mugshot
    EricLR
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    Jersey classsssyy.

  40. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    cc
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    That’s right Justin. Compared to someone who actually has skill and courage you are best suited to the role of hanger on.

  41. Coco Cleavage See Through Bra Instagram
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    I want some Coco.

  42. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
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    To hell with all of you. I still love J-Lo, especially her ass.
    (This is a preemptive strike!)

  43. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
    Josephus
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    Jonah Hill with his girlfriend, we get it. But who’s the woman?

  44. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    EricLR
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    Okay, who wants to be first to tell me how great I am?

  45. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Life Of Crime Premiere TIFF
    EricLR
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    Okay, who wants to be first to tell me how great I am?

  46. Leah Remini Big Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
    Josephus
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    How many “stars” does she count as?

  47. Paula Patton Tight Jeans
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    “I know, right? And just a minute ago, I walked past this guy in the store, wearing a t-shirt with big, red lips on it, and I SWEAR the mouth opened up and the tongue tried to lick me….no, seriously!”

  48. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
    EricLR
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    Not only is she now pregnant, but so are the 2 girls walking by in the background, the lady taking the picture, and the architect who designed that building.

  49. Leah Remini Big Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
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    Who knew when you quit scientology it goes straight to your ass.

  50. Seth Green Clare Grant Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    At least he is of motoboating height.

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