The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.16.13

September 16th, 2013 // 551 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve come to the sad realization that due to my lack of having Ireland Baldwin‘s butt as a canvas, I’ll never be her Photoshop equal *crumples up Skarsgard headshot and sketch of three-penised stick figure, shoves scanner out window*. I’ll have to just stick with my usual digital collage of celebrity random, like Will Smith swordfighting (literally any definition of that word fits for this photo), David Beckham at long last achieving the hands-free ball jiggle, and Kate Moss with a man who’s clearly delighted he won’t even have to use that roofie tonight.

Date rape jokes, the best start to any week,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    Your wife…does she, er, does she ‘go’ – eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.

  2. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    mavis davis
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    Propofol is a helluva drug.

  3. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
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    While Jenny is promoting the Mighty Wings, who is curing autism?

  4. Paula Patton Tight Jeans
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    Something about a black guy in the background saying it all with his Rolling Stones shirt.

  5. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    “No teeth, Johnathon! LIKE THIS! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! ”
    (spikes beret on the ground)

  6. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    steel murkin
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    Hornets get aggressive in the fall.

  7. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    It’s getting embarrassing now.

  8. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    this is really close to what I picture Kate Moss to look like leaving a club: eyes open, unconscious, with a dealer/hanger on.

  9. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
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    “Look, Jenny, I had no choice. I had to be vaccinated before I could come up from Mexico…”

  10. Zac Hanson
    MeanMrsMustard
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    go go gadget microphone!!

  11. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    Cock Dr
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    Three cheers for her medical team.

  12. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
    steel murkin
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    Like I said. Hornets get aggressive in the fall.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
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    Why is that horse wearing panties?

  14. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
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    Did someone melt a LaToya Jackson doll on the stove?

  15. Amy Adams Butt Yoga Pants Daughter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Amy Adam’s kid is whiter than she is… how is that even scientifically possible?

  16. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Beer for thought
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    Is this what kids do nowadays? If she is not an acid head than there is absolutely no rational explanation for this.

  17. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Skirt
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    Evidently she needed to borrow some underwear from her grandmother for the ride home.

  18. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    Bieber…Dude…you are NOT a negro!

  19. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
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    here’s where all the noise is coming from! Let me just crush this little bugger right quick….

  20. Mark Burnett Crazy Hair Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Nice plugs

  21. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    not pictured: matching penises.

  22. Alec Baldwin Rage Face
    Hugh Jass
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    My daughter posted WHAT to Instagram?

  23. Coco Cleavage See Through Bra Instagram
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    not arousing. I think I’ll go look at the Ireland pic again.

  24. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
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    It looks as if the gate is unlatched. 2 seconds later – faceplant when gate swings open.

  25. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    cc
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    Give credit where credit is due…who else has a beautiful ass AND can fart anime characters out of it?

  26. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Where do you suppose she found a top with built-in pokies?

  27. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    “Silverstoning” is popular with the celeb set.

  28. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
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    “Babe…my back tits got a little chaffed last night from laughing when I was hanging out with Georgie and Matty…might need a serious lotion rubdown after this power walk, m’kay”

  29. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    he’s a legend. I don’t want to get old.

  30. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    Can you hear me now?

  31. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
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    “I told you to quit your goddamn barking, you little motherfucker…”

  32. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hot damn!

  33. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
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    It was only a matter of time before they made a black version of Star Wars.

  34. Alec Baldwin Rage Face
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    (another fucking pap?…oh wait, it’s just a Japanese tourist)

  35. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
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    I was a fan way back when he went by “Jerry Sutta”

  36. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Comedy God.

  37. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
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    He’s only known her for 5 seconds and he’s already sick of her shit.

  38. David Beckham Eyes Closed BMW Bike Belstaff House Opening
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    “mmmMMMMmmmm…I’m picturing myself shirtless.”

  39. Zac Hanson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    In other news, John Travolta is now recording an album.

  40. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    he used to make fun of ugly people in his stand up.

  41. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
    caley
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    “You ate my other dog, Jonah?!”

  42. Leah Remini Big Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
    bewbs
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    *flicks cigarette at Jersey boardwalk, cue explosion*

  43. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
    yourmom
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    You know resurrecting Michael at this stage of the trial is probably a mistake….

  44. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    caley
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    “Does my ass look fat?”

  45. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    “No, son…no more gin for you. You’re getting dependent on it, plus it makes your breath smell funny…”

  46. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
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    “HEE HEE! I’m TOTALLY fingering a passed out super model!”

  47. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    Bieber is a firm belieber in the “toughness by association” philosophy.

  48. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
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    Dang, SOMEBODY bought the deluxe models!

  49. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
    yourmom
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    No way does this assclown deserve that. No fucking way.

  50. Dina Lohan DUI Mugshot
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    I thought this was an apple head doll.

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