The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.16.13

September 16th, 2013 // 551 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve come to the sad realization that due to my lack of having Ireland Baldwin‘s butt as a canvas, I’ll never be her Photoshop equal *crumples up Skarsgard headshot and sketch of three-penised stick figure, shoves scanner out window*. I’ll have to just stick with my usual digital collage of celebrity random, like Will Smith swordfighting (literally any definition of that word fits for this photo), David Beckham at long last achieving the hands-free ball jiggle, and Kate Moss with a man who’s clearly delighted he won’t even have to use that roofie tonight.

Date rape jokes, the best start to any week,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    I see black roots, does that mean that’s not her natural hair color?

  2. Christina Milian Nipples No Bra DWTS Practice
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    The first day of practicing ‘making nipples stand erect’ seems to have been a success!

  3. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    Bob Hopeless
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    “I’ll bring her back on Monday.”

  4. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    Can’t get enough of that wonderful Duff.

  5. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    ‘…excuse me, sir? I’m looking for my ass. Can you see it anywhere?’

  6. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress W Magazine Dinner
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    Zidane is not impressed.

  7. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    Indiana Jones told Shauna not to look into the Ark of the Covenant, but she just couldn’t help herself…

  8. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    donkeylicks
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    Apparently the dead hooker storage business is booming.

  9. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
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    “YOU’RE nothing without your offensive line!!!”

  10. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
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    STILL a better Batman than Ben Affleck.

  11. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    Iba dobnt seba whabat theba probabalemba isba.. Evebaryba celebabribaty habas somba woburk doneba!

  12. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    CtF
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    An’ ah hayulpt!

  13. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    martina
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    Damn!
    I mean …. damn!

  14. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    martina
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    Kids …. don’t do heroin, really, just don’t

  15. Rosie Perez Danny Trejo Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    martina
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    They really shouldn’t post stuff like this when I’m drinking orange juice – it scared me.

  16. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    Pas très jolie, Jolie
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    i doubt she ever got a mastectomy, she just bought herself new pair of boobs ! after popping out 3 kids, her age and all the weight lost i bet her tits looked like dry figs ! and since she is (miss holier-than-thou i buy kids to make a better world i do charity and shit and in the meantime i fuck married men) she d sound too superficial to admit it ! now wear a bra and eat a fucking sandwich no one wants to see a skeleton s nipples !

  17. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    Courtney Stodden
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    I’d hit that ….

  18. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    Toopier
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    And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Toopier
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    Jealous of Hilary Duff’s ass.

  20. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
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    It’s horrifying.

  21. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Dress Chris Hemsworth Rush Premiere Rome
    87smak
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    wow awesome!!

  22. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
    Arzach
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    -”Oh no! It stopped again!, I knew it! I should have bought the XKR-450 Advanced Girlfriend Model instead of the Windows Compatible version”-

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