The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.16.13

September 16th, 2013 // 551 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve come to the sad realization that due to my lack of having Ireland Baldwin‘s butt as a canvas, I’ll never be her Photoshop equal *crumples up Skarsgard headshot and sketch of three-penised stick figure, shoves scanner out window*. I’ll have to just stick with my usual digital collage of celebrity random, like Will Smith swordfighting (literally any definition of that word fits for this photo), David Beckham at long last achieving the hands-free ball jiggle, and Kate Moss with a man who’s clearly delighted he won’t even have to use that roofie tonight.

Date rape jokes, the best start to any week,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    That dud has bigger tits than she does.

  2. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’d he fight in the undercard?

  3. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the best her face has ever looked.

  4. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    CHiPs and dip.

  5. Coco Cleavage See Through Bra Instagram
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice costume, but it isn’t halloween yet.

  6. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she hanging out with Eric Idle?

  7. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    ultra
    Commented on this photo:

    jesus fucking christ. he’s the cryptkeeper.

    i need mental floss…

  8. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    good to see those still work

  9. Tom Brady Open Mouth Elbow Bandage Son John
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if he can play wide receiver?

  10. David Beckham Eyes Closed BMW Bike Belstaff House Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    BMW has finally introduced the package adjuster in their new motorcycle model..

  11. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    Brad’s demanding she keep up with Anniston.

  12. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Ponch Jenny McCarthy’s driver now?

  13. Dina Lohan DUI Mugshot
    Commented on this photo:

    Everything about this woman is twice the limit.

  14. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Bob may be looking old, but he’s still the funniest.

  15. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    If Erik Estrada was there, who was working as security guard at the dollar store?

  16. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a feeling there is two sword fights going on here.

  17. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Life Of Crime Premiere TIFF
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently making fart noise with her hands makes her smile knowingly.

  18. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look Will, if you club Jaden upside the head just right, it will knock that damn constipated smirk off the little bastard’s face.”
    “Yes, sensei.”

  19. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew Hillary Swank was into black guys?

  20. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t get too close Al.

  21. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    This might also be the final exam of a Carl Jung master class.

  22. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks better than Dina Lohan’s mugshot

  23. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to see him punched as hard as possible in the face in slow motion

  24. Jessica Sutta Bra Out With A Bang Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    “Out with a Bang” and in with a big slurpy hollow sound.

  25. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a tip

  26. Mark Burnett Crazy Hair Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know they made spray tan in “wet look.”

  27. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    When you have such a high profile product launch, you really need to call in the star power. Well played Mickey D’s, well played…

  28. Jonah Hill Girlfriend Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Bullshit.

  29. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    What man wouldn’t leap a fence into a dog yard if it meant getting away from a bunch of gabby women at a garden party?

  30. Bob Newhart Liverspots Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Walking Dead spoiler alert!

  31. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t see the fight, but looks like Shandling by a neck.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    or Chris Hansen bait.

  33. Kate Moss Drunk Passed Out In Backseat
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t buy any dresses (probably made of skin) from this guy.

  34. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    So, she’s a wannabe artist now – adding to wannabe actress, model, writer, singer, …

  35. Tia Carrere Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz 3D TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX Grand Opening
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    My dvds of Wayne’s World and True Lies just melted.

  36. David Beckham Eyes Closed BMW Bike Belstaff House Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn Victoria. She says next year I have to start dressing like a grown up.

  37. Will Smith Shirtless Swordfight Focus Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Stunt Trainer: “Swing to the side, then reverse, block high, kick, push back, look into the camera, and yell ‘DAMN!’”
    Will: “Every other movie I’ve been in had me blocking low. Mixing it up a bit…hmmm. I like that.”

  38. Tia Carrere Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz 3D TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX Grand Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    Schwung.

  39. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, but when Mike Vick does it someone has to get arrested.

  40. Alexander Skarsgard Posing With Female Fan
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “with a now pregnant female fan” – there, I fixed it.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Rick Ross Unicorn Power Puff Girls Collage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    This is more believable than that Kris Jenner bikini photo.

  42. Gary Shandling Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    Art Crow
    Commented on this photo:

    Anaphylaxis

  43. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    if Carlos Mencia did meth for the next 40 years…..

  44. Hugh Jackman Stepping Over Fence
    Commented on this photo:

    “woof!…woof woof!”

    “…….alright, alright, but make it a quickie…”

  45. Shauna Sand See Through Top Derface
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess it is getting pretty close to Halloween (I don’t know exactly what that means, but it seems fitting somehow).

  46. Erik Estrada Jenny McCarthy McDonalds Mighty Wings Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought Bubble:
    “Yesterday I was minding my own business, emptying the wastebaskets, waxing the banquet room floor, then some jerk says ‘How would you like to be photographed with Jenny McCarthy?’ No way to know she’s just a dippy blonde with fake tits…I can’t believe I got up early for this.”

  47. Floyd Mayweather Justin Bieber Mayweather Alvarez Fight MGM Grand Garden Arena
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, I got excited. I thought they were going to go a few rounds.

  48. Zac Hanson
    Commented on this photo:

    A young Stephen Hawking.

  49. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, that’s what an ass should look like.

  50. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    Pepper's Pot
    Commented on this photo:

    still cant get her swinging moose knuckle out of my head…

Leave A Comment