The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.15.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I specifically chose this lead shot, not because it’s probably the creepiest photo I’ve ever seen, but because I think we can all agree that if Mitch Winehouse would’ve gone a little heavier on the whoopings, things could’ve turned out differently. See how awful, dumb and completely wrong that sounds? Cool, let’s move on. Actually, let’s keep the focus on parenting for a second with Weston Cage bringing his newborn to Chateau Marmont. Yes, that’s the place where they keep a suite made entirely of cocaine vacant for anytime Lindsay Lohan might drop in. Then there’s Kim and Kanye (sadly yes, they’re parents, which come to think of it, someone should probably remind them about that) who at this point look to me like their public appearances are the longest-running practical joke ever.

“Babe, pump up my butt more, it still fits in the doorway.”
“Hold up, this skidmark ain’t shavin’ itself onto my head!” – Actual conversation

- Photo Boy

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