Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.
Bath salts are a helluva drug,
- The Superficial
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Greasy tatoo. I’d say it’s part of her culture but she’s not even Italian…..
The tattoo is greasy because it is new. It’s covered with an ointment to help it heal.
My future’s so bright….I gotta take these things off.
if the shorts got any shorter, her penis would be showing
like her giant sack isn’t bad enough?
You know what blunt rhymes with, right?
Cunning stunt?
Why does this guy always look like he’s trying to clear a big gob of peanut butter off the roof of his mouth?
She’s ten pounds away from a full-on thyroid condition.
Ya, and I bet your just beautiful yourself
doodleburg may not be the prettiest horse around, but at least (s)he uses proper grammar
Ugh,… she really looks all fake, might as well melt that face in already, can’t get worse,..
Don’t make me hungry…you wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry.
whatever he’s eating should be the national diet, dude hasn’t aged in 30 years
I guess we can tell which one was was dragged out with a set of barbeque tongs.
+1
White porch monkeys.
That guy really looks boring all the time,…
I must say I always wanted to like him, but whenever I see him I can’t stop thinking about shooting him in the face,…
I’d do her.
you can have her.
yeah you can have her, if that’s your type you probably can’t have anyone better lol
Said two teenagers from mom’s basement. Thanks for the input though.
Oh hell yes, “it had to be said”. She’s really hot. I can’t understand why some people find her ugly. Makes no sense to me, but oh well…
Personally, I’d love to use her thighs as ear warmers.
“Can’t hit THESE balls. No siree.”
“Man, those things really are the size of weather balloons,” thought Dog, as he removed his glasses and checked out his wife.
“See that sitting next to me? Yeah, she’s the one romancing these stones.”
All record of this photo should be expunged from the public record as a crime against my penis.
that’s a well used pair of knees.
He’s got the need…the need for a different kind of speed.
Didn’t he just sell me tires?
I think he sold you the tires he stole from me.
“Listen, I’ve told you guys a million times…if I’m in the woods taking a piss, give me time to finish and shake my dick off. Then, I PROMISE I’ll turn around and pose for you. Got it?”
see, they don’t care if I have AIDS
So weird. Turns out her mom was a stripper and her dad played in Aerosmith. Seriously. I mean what are the chances of a rock star and a stripper hooking up?
Roker is definitely saying it all with his eyes: “Shut UP you no intestine having, but still getting fat again bitch!”
seriously, bitches esophagus is attached to her anus now…last I saw she looked like a skeleton with an ashy bedsheet tossed over it, now she’s fat again?? Did she discover a meal between breakfast and brunch?
skeleton with an ashy bedsheet tossed over it, now she’s fat again??
Can’t beat that.
No, she’s just a HUGE fan of linner.
First Breakfast and Second Breakfast.
That shirt just may as well say COCK SUCKER.
I love how everyone else has a look on their faces like they are being awed and wowed by something super cute in front of them, while he is totally trying to squeeze one out into the face of the guy we can’t see that asked him to sit down, just to teach him a lesson.
nice tits.
Isn’t he pretty in pink? You know what they say, Pink is the new black. As in funeral black…….dead man standing!!!
CZJ has her toe in blueshirt’s anus!
Praying to Allah, for Sharia law.
Old Lady Model.
In every picture there’s a Persian chick with a camera on a tripod sitting on a ledge refusing to take Lea Michele’s picture because she’s so damn’ ugly.
uh, that girl with the camera is clearly Indian. Major FAIL. Indians are not even remotely related to the Mid East and you go smack dab for Persian? That or the fact she clearly looks Indian! Or she would be the ugliest Persian woman to ever walk the earth, so ugly it would not be possible for her to be Persian should have tipped you off. It is rather amazing how stupid some people are
Hmmm…go fuck yourself, then.
OMG. She looks like Heidi Fleiss!! LOL!
Oh, fuck! NOBODY looks that bad. Not even Snooki.
Tell me more about that fellow in front of Catherine. Did he have mouth cancer and need to have his teeth replaced with those of a thoroughbred?
Nope, just British!
I think that’s Jerry Seinfeld.
Gastric bypass side effect example 1 and 2.
I won’t tell you again:
There will be somebody on your hall with a car!
Make friends with him!!!
dude: (whispers) seriously, check out her nose in profile
chick: BWAHAHAHAAA…It DOES look like that cartoon vulture!
Love that chick in the back, letting it all out!!
Ken Watanabe is getting whiter and whiter every day.
“Man, I just wanna pizza. EVERY TIME I order you assholes don’t believe it’s me. Whata you want me to do…make up a name next time?”
Which end do I talk in? My butler normally holds it for me…JEEVES!!!
Ben or Noel? Ben or Noel? And can you believe that bitch could time travel? The time traveling thing totally threw me for a loop.
“Oh, how I love the smell of Ben/Bradley on my fingertips.”
I want Her
“Oh my god,” thought the guy in the Men’s Wearhouse special, “wait until I tell my girlfriend I sat next to Ben Stiller and Corky from Life Goes On!”
Classic!
What lovely sunglasses.
“Consume?!?!”
She’s Pregnant – Leave her alone
We’re trying, but someone let her out in public after she smeared on a dress and crawled backwards through a hedge, so now we have to see a photo of her.
Thats what they call it, up there in Toronto?
My eyes are not this wide!
Wow! Mickey Rourke looks great!
Day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray. To love Thee more dearly. To see Thee more clearly. To follow Thee more nearly… day by day… by day. Amen. Amen.
I used to having a saying when I won a game of pool:
“Rack’em up, Bitch!”
It seems kind of appropriate here.