The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.12.11

September 12th, 2011 // 779 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.

Bath salts are a helluva drug,

- The Superficial

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  1. Greasy tatoo. I’d say it’s part of her culture but she’s not even Italian…..

  2. Val Kilmer
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    My future’s so bright….I gotta take these things off.

  3. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Short Shorts
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    if the shorts got any shorter, her penis would be showing

  4. Emily Blunt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what blunt rhymes with, right?

  5. Pierce Brosnan
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this guy always look like he’s trying to clear a big gob of peanut butter off the roof of his mouth?

  6. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s ten pounds away from a full-on thyroid condition.

  7. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh,… she really looks all fake, might as well melt that face in already, can’t get worse,..

  8. Lou Ferrigno
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t make me hungry…you wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry.

  9. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte Ronson
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess we can tell which one was was dragged out with a set of barbeque tongs.

  10. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
    Commented on this photo:

    White porch monkeys.

  11. Noah Wyle Beard Sunglasses
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy really looks boring all the time,…

    • Dan

      I must say I always wanted to like him, but whenever I see him I can’t stop thinking about shooting him in the face,…

  12. Rihanna Armani Underwear
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do her.

  13. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can’t hit THESE balls. No siree.”

  14. Val Kilmer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Man, those things really are the size of weather balloons,” thought Dog, as he removed his glasses and checked out his wife.

  15. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “See that sitting next to me? Yeah, she’s the one romancing these stones.”

  16. Mila Kunis
    Commented on this photo:

    All record of this photo should be expunged from the public record as a crime against my penis.

  17. Demi Moore Skinny Legs
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s a well used pair of knees.

  18. Val Kilmer
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s got the need…the need for a different kind of speed.

  19. Noah Wyle Beard Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t he just sell me tires?

  20. Fergie Minidress
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen, I’ve told you guys a million times…if I’m in the woods taking a piss, give me time to finish and shake my dick off. Then, I PROMISE I’ll turn around and pose for you. Got it?”

  21. Gerard Butler TIFF
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    see, they don’t care if I have AIDS

  22. Minka Kelly Cleavage
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    So weird. Turns out her mom was a stripper and her dad played in Aerosmith. Seriously. I mean what are the chances of a rock star and a stripper hooking up?

  23. Star Jones Al Roker
    Commented on this photo:

    Roker is definitely saying it all with his eyes: “Shut UP you no intestine having, but still getting fat again bitch!”

  24. Jared Leto Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    That shirt just may as well say COCK SUCKER.

  25. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how everyone else has a look on their faces like they are being awed and wowed by something super cute in front of them, while he is totally trying to squeeze one out into the face of the guy we can’t see that asked him to sit down, just to teach him a lesson.

  26. Rihanna Armani Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    nice tits.

  27. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t he pretty in pink? You know what they say, Pink is the new black. As in funeral black…….dead man standing!!!

  28. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    CZJ has her toe in blueshirt’s anus!

  29. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    Commented on this photo:

    Praying to Allah, for Sharia law.

  30. Tyra Banks Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Old Lady Model.

  31. Lea Michele
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture there’s a Persian chick with a camera on a tripod sitting on a ledge refusing to take Lea Michele’s picture because she’s so damn’ ugly.

    • gumption

      uh, that girl with the camera is clearly Indian. Major FAIL. Indians are not even remotely related to the Mid East and you go smack dab for Persian? That or the fact she clearly looks Indian! Or she would be the ugliest Persian woman to ever walk the earth, so ugly it would not be possible for her to be Persian should have tipped you off. It is rather amazing how stupid some people are

  32. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
    Crabby Abbey
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG. She looks like Heidi Fleiss!! LOL!

  33. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Tell me more about that fellow in front of Catherine. Did he have mouth cancer and need to have his teeth replaced with those of a thoroughbred?

  34. Star Jones Al Roker
    Rough, the one with jersey # 10
    Commented on this photo:

    Gastric bypass side effect example 1 and 2.

  35. Jeremy Piven
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    I won’t tell you again:
    There will be somebody on your hall with a car!
    Make friends with him!!!

  36. Lea Michele
    Commented on this photo:

    dude: (whispers) seriously, check out her nose in profile
    chick: BWAHAHAHAAA…It DOES look like that cartoon vulture!

  37. Jeremy Piven
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Ken Watanabe is getting whiter and whiter every day.

  38. Prince Harry
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    “Man, I just wanna pizza. EVERY TIME I order you assholes don’t believe it’s me. Whata you want me to do…make up a name next time?”

  39. Prince Harry
    Commented on this photo:

    Which end do I talk in? My butler normally holds it for me…JEEVES!!!

  40. Jeremy Piven
    OohLaLa
    Commented on this photo:

    Ben or Noel? Ben or Noel? And can you believe that bitch could time travel? The time traveling thing totally threw me for a loop.

  41. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, how I love the smell of Ben/Bradley on my fingertips.”

  42. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I want Her

  43. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh my god,” thought the guy in the Men’s Wearhouse special, “wait until I tell my girlfriend I sat next to Ben Stiller and Corky from Life Goes On!”

  44. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    What lovely sunglasses.
    “Consume?!?!”

  45. Jennifer Garner
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s Pregnant – Leave her alone

    • Kat

      We’re trying, but someone let her out in public after she smeared on a dress and crawled backwards through a hedge, so now we have to see a photo of her.

  46. Salma Hayke Cleavage TIFF
    Rough, the one with jersey # 10
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats what they call it, up there in Toronto?

  47. Prince Harry
    Nooken
    Commented on this photo:

    My eyes are not this wide!

  48. Val Kilmer
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Mickey Rourke looks great!

  49. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    OohLaLa
    Commented on this photo:

    Day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray. To love Thee more dearly. To see Thee more clearly. To follow Thee more nearly… day by day… by day. Amen. Amen.

  50. Tyra Banks Tight Dress
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to having a saying when I won a game of pool:
    “Rack’em up, Bitch!”
    It seems kind of appropriate here.

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