The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.12.11

September 12th, 2011 // 779 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.

Bath salts are a helluva drug,

- The Superficial

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  1. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
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    That impression of “The Joker having a seizure” act she does slays me every time!

  2. Fergie Minidress
    barbosa
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    She looks like an Ewok coming out of the bush, with her Ewok bag and Ewok attire and that Ewok hairline.

  3. Alexander Skarsgard Mens Journal
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    What, exactly, is it that a Swedish Marine does? Guard the chocolate?

  4. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
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    A tattoo of a mustache wearing a crown and a bow tie. What does that shit even mean? At least get something personally relevant, like a tattoo of a pubic hair wax strip wearing a tiara of interlinking crabs.

  5. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
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    squish face

  6. Val Kilmer
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    They’re going to be re-releasing Top Gun in 3D…and Val Kilmer in 4D.

  7. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
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    ‘wait until they get a load of me now!”

  8. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    poopsy
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    namaste

    • TomFrank

      Don’t be ridiculous. Ilie Namaste wasn’t playing at the U.S. Open. He’s been retired for years.

  9. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    it had to be said
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    The U.S. Open seems like it was a real douche-a-pallooza.

  10. Rihanna Armani Underwear
    sooooooosuperficial
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    Now that’s some great photography. Those legs are like icebergs, 80% of them are in the shadows.

  11. Tyra Banks Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Never has someone gotten such mileage out of faking taking her drawers off when she was a teenager . . .

  12. Emily Blunt Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I recall her being hotter than this. What happened?

  13. Gerard Butler TIFF
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    Heeeeeyyyy who wants to blow a meth addict???

  14. Tyra Banks Tight Dress
    diego
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    Her Spanx is so tight that she’s about to fall over

  15. Prince Harry
    Mooty
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    Great Great Great Grandpa Albert in a can?

  16. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
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    oh great now Jennifer Love Hewitt is her role model.

  17. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Skarsgaard taught him that move.

  18. Jeremy Piven
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    He’s crying because clipping that lanyard to his ear really fucking hurts!

  19. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Once, there was a time when I knew what a tramp stamp was.
    Now?
    Not so much.

  20. doogleberg

    “It’s a crown, you guys…AND I gave the NEEDLE hepatitis, so fuck off with that joke.”

  21. Lou Ferrigno
    it had to be said
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    Can you hear me now?

  22. liquids

    The coronation of stupidity.

  23. Jeremy Piven
    Jill
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    His hands are conspicuously absent…yikes.

  24. Diana

    Home girl is looking gorgeous. She’d be so pretty if her body wasn’t so short and plump and if her lips were fuller.

  25. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
    barbosa
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    The funniest thing about sarah silverman is that outfit yet nobody behind her is laughing

  26. Prince Harry
    Dan
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    How does this shit work!? fuckin magnets!

  27. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
    TheSupFan
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    wow she is NOT aging well. props to brad for being into raising a million babies and being with a woman who seems as cutting and cold as her protruding bones.

  28. Mila Kunis
    it had to be said
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    Uh oh. Mila Kunis just turned into my cleaning lady. That’s a bad development.

  29. Lou Ferrigno
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    why isn’t he at the US Open, like everybody else.

  30. Emily Blunt Cleavage
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Nice to see the hip waders for the fishing movie.

  31. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    OohLaLa
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    I spy a Paris Hilton horcrux.

  32. Star Jones Al Roker
    it had to be said
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    Roker is so pissed that he got stuck in the “Colored Section.”

  33. Minka Kelly Cleavage
    TheSupFan
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    i saw a porn girl today who looked just like her!! don’t know what her name is though!!

  34. Star Jones Al Roker
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    Which is which?

  35. Star Jones Al Roker
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    “Damn i shouldn’t have had that sundae in the McDonalds there. now i just crapped in my pants. “

  36. Star Jones Al Roker
    Frank The Duck
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    Checks and Stripes.. no wonder they’re all making fun of me. Last time I get dressed with the lights off….

  37. Tyra Banks Tight Dress
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    How long until “proud to be fat Tyra” is back?

  38. Alexander Skarsgard Mens Journal
    Jill
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    I love how the caption for the article kinda answers itself. There’s nothing not hot about the words “Sweedish” and “Ex-Marine” .

  39. Lea Michele
    it had to be said
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    Gay guy: “Oh my Gawd.”
    Brunette chick: “Ha! Ha! Ha! She looks like me!”

  40. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
    Dan
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    The scared asian women in the background about to scream “GODZILLA” really says it all,..

  41. Jennifer Garner
    Allie
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    How did she get so ugly? Damn!

  42. Val Kilmer
    doogleberg
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    “…and yes, you prick, it WOULD kill me to mix in a salad.”

  43. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That bitch is drunk. That’s why she’s handcuffed to her own purse.

  44. Pierce Brosnan
    Allie
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    After filming “Remember Me” I walk like Robert Pattinson.

  45. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
    it had to be said
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    Anything to avoid shaving her legs, I guess.

  46. Prince Harry
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    Oh look – the British version of the iPhone. Fuck you, England.

  47. Fergie Minidress
    geo
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    Maybe cut the price tag from those undies.

  48. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
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    baby doll head

  49. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
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    I’ve seen roadkill look sexier.

  50. Demi Moore Skinny Legs
    Dan
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    According to the black guy in the background it’s not too bad from his point of view,..

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