Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.
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That impression of “The Joker having a seizure” act she does slays me every time!
She looks like an Ewok coming out of the bush, with her Ewok bag and Ewok attire and that Ewok hairline.
What, exactly, is it that a Swedish Marine does? Guard the chocolate?
It’s like “swedish fish”, only gummier.
I see someone has looked on a map.
switzerland – chocholate and cheese all day everyday
sweden – pickled fish and meat balls, all day everyday
Oh c’mon, Mr. Smarty Pants Joke Ruiner Guy. They make chocolate in Sweden.
Ah, who am I kidding. You’re right.
Rofl @ ‘Joke Ruiner Guy’ :P :P
+1
This whole fucking thread is so funny I damn near peed myself.
I peed myself before it was cool.
A tattoo of a mustache wearing a crown and a bow tie. What does that shit even mean? At least get something personally relevant, like a tattoo of a pubic hair wax strip wearing a tiara of interlinking crabs.
and thus inspiration for my next tattoo
It means she’s like, sorta mexican or something from down there.
squish face
They’re going to be re-releasing Top Gun in 3D…and Val Kilmer in 4D.
‘wait until they get a load of me now!”
namaste
Don’t be ridiculous. Ilie Namaste wasn’t playing at the U.S. Open. He’s been retired for years.
The U.S. Open seems like it was a real douche-a-pallooza.
Now that’s some great photography. Those legs are like icebergs, 80% of them are in the shadows.
Never has someone gotten such mileage out of faking taking her drawers off when she was a teenager . . .
I recall her being hotter than this. What happened?
Marriage. Happens to the best of us.
Heeeeeyyyy who wants to blow a meth addict???
Her Spanx is so tight that she’s about to fall over
Great Great Great Grandpa Albert in a can?
Nice.
minimalist and subtle….well played Mooty, well played!
oh great now Jennifer Love Hewitt is her role model.
Skarsgaard taught him that move.
He’s crying because clipping that lanyard to his ear really fucking hurts!
Once, there was a time when I knew what a tramp stamp was.
Now?
Not so much.
“It’s a crown, you guys…AND I gave the NEEDLE hepatitis, so fuck off with that joke.”
Can you hear me now?
That’s not funny. You, sir, are a jerk off, and you need to kill yourself, now.
The coronation of stupidity.
His hands are conspicuously absent…yikes.
Home girl is looking gorgeous. She’d be so pretty if her body wasn’t so short and plump and if her lips were fuller.
Yeah, her face isn’t a trainwreck in this picture. I’m surprised.
Tellin you it;s her body and her mouth. Her mouth is terrible looking, she’s got the worst lips ever.
I so agree with that!!! Ive said it forever!! haha Her lips and teeth are terrible
Her mouth is fucking revolting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm. does anyone else notice that the picture is invert-stretched? Take it into photoshop and stretch it back wide and it looks like any other pic of her again.
http://tinypic.com/r/2mhhd9f/7
True, but I’m still sort of relieved she hasn’t gone for the trout-pout yet. Can you picture the horror?
The funniest thing about sarah silverman is that outfit yet nobody behind her is laughing
or that she doesnt know she is way too ugly and retarded to wear such an outfit.
How does this shit work!? fuckin magnets!
wow she is NOT aging well. props to brad for being into raising a million babies and being with a woman who seems as cutting and cold as her protruding bones.
Uh oh. Mila Kunis just turned into my cleaning lady. That’s a bad development.
why isn’t he at the US Open, like everybody else.
because Michael Douglass wont’ sit the fuck down.
Because he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the meek spirit that dwells within him.
Nice to see the hip waders for the fishing movie.
I spy a Paris Hilton horcrux.
X’D
Roker is so pissed that he got stuck in the “Colored Section.”
i saw a porn girl today who looked just like her!! don’t know what her name is though!!
Which is which?
“Damn i shouldn’t have had that sundae in the McDonalds there. now i just crapped in my pants. “
Checks and Stripes.. no wonder they’re all making fun of me. Last time I get dressed with the lights off….
How long until “proud to be fat Tyra” is back?
I love how the caption for the article kinda answers itself. There’s nothing not hot about the words “Sweedish” and “Ex-Marine” .
Is there anything not hot about not being able to spell Swedish?
Gay guy: “Oh my Gawd.”
Brunette chick: “Ha! Ha! Ha! She looks like me!”
The scared asian women in the background about to scream “GODZILLA” really says it all,..
How did she get so ugly? Damn!
Really?
right?! she’s adorable!
“…and yes, you prick, it WOULD kill me to mix in a salad.”
That bitch is drunk. That’s why she’s handcuffed to her own purse.
After filming “Remember Me” I walk like Robert Pattinson.
Anything to avoid shaving her legs, I guess.
Oh look – the British version of the iPhone. Fuck you, England.
bell was british you know
Maybe cut the price tag from those undies.
That’s no price tag…
baby doll head
I’ve seen roadkill look sexier.
According to the black guy in the background it’s not too bad from his point of view,..
Of course not, his eyes are closed.