The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.12.11

September 12th, 2011 // 779 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.

Bath salts are a helluva drug,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jennifer Garner
    Squishy
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    Natural beauty at its finest!

  2. Pierce Brosnan
    Squishy
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    Poor kissy lips froze like that!

  3. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte Ronson
    Squishy
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    Their twins…

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Squishy
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    I thought her wax figure was in her wedding dress?

  5. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Squishy
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    Pretty in pink!

  6. Gerard Butler TIFF
    Squishy
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    Just love me…ok

  7. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    FLgirl
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    The couple that prays together, stays together!

  8. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
    naano
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    remember when these two were like the most beautiful couple ~*ever*~

  9. Jeremy Piven
    MeToo
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    Weird, that’s the same look I had on my face during the entire series finale of Entourage

  10. Star Jones Al Roker
    Steelerchick
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    As Motorhead would say…… I’m born, , born…born to be fat…. I mean bad.

  11. Lea Michele
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    NIce to see that she can still draw a crowd…. of six.

  12. Alexander Skarsgard Mens Journal
    poppymoss
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    Alexander Skarsgard should never, ever wear a shirt. Or, now that I think about it, pants. What kind of idiot let him be clothed for the cover shoot?

  13. Tyra Banks Tight Dress
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    That’s a whole lot of overstuffed crazy.

  14. Val Kilmer
    chupacabra
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    it kills me that I masterbated to him when i was in high school. Circa 93-94.

  15. Minka Kelly Cleavage
    chupacabra
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    Needs a bra.

  16. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
    chupacabra
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    Fucking horrible dresser. She should stick with jeans and t-shirts.

  17. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    chupacabra
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    “ugly prom dress” because that’s what I’m seeing here.

  18. Fergie Minidress
    UncleDenial
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    Lindsay Fumke is still trying to save our wet lands.

  19. Salma Hayke Cleavage TIFF
    MajToeFungus
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    i’d fuck her silly till the sun comes up.. after the sun is up I get hungry.. bitch I got to go.

  20. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
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    Overall score 2.5 out of 10.

  21. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Nylons
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    “Worst in Show.”

  22. Rihanna Armani Underwear
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    Ew!

  23. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Short Shorts
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    Is that the puppet from the movie “Saw?”

  24. Lou Ferrigno
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    his thumb is as big as my dick, and im black!!!

  25. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
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    He fucks Katy Perry. UK-1 USA-0

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