The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.12.11

September 12th, 2011 // 779 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.

Bath salts are a helluva drug,

- The Superficial

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  1. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now cough Mr. Brand…”

  2. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
    Tracey
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    Oh c’mon people, this is a wide open trash fest waiting to happen!

  3. Jeremy Piven
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    “Now jou lissen here, men… Piveen don’t pay a dollar more dan $300 for trannies…. You jear me, men????”

  4. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
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    “Next on Lifetime: The vagina whisperers….”

  5. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
    JC
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    “I loved you in ‘Living Lohan’!”

  6. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s a maaaaan baby!”

  7. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    Pipedreamer
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    “I’m absolutely sure this will finally distract them from the smell”

  8. Star Jones Al Roker
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    “She’s laughing again, isn’t she? Please shoot me.. I beg you”

  9. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
    JC
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    Presumably they’re doing some kind of douchey bit, instead of just watching the fucking match?

  10. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte Ronson
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    This is your face on (d)rugs… This is your face not on (d)rugs… Any questions??

  11. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones
    Big_Mike
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    Not giving a shit that he’s completely blocking the view of the guy behind him, because he’s Michael Douglas, being an actor he can do whatever the hell he wants to.

    • Fletch

      At this point, I think Douglas gets a pass; the guy had cancer.

      • cutthecrap

        Hey Fletch, plenty of people have shit circumstances, does that mean they can be douche bags? By the way, pretty sure he’ll be ok. After all, jet setting around the world,having personal trainers, chefs and nannys makes life more comfortable than most people with or without cancer. Asshole.

    • what kind of a jackass gives someone a total pass on being an inconsiderate jackass just because he had cancer? If I paid a couple thousand bucks for a trip to the US Open and some saggy faced douche wouldn’t sit down, I’d have his colostomy bag lugging ass ejected and show his wife what a man who doesn’t smell like pee can do for her.

    • Plus, although he had cancer, he is still smoking cigars (look it up).

    • Lynx

      Maybe he’s just getting back to his seat, I doubt there is actually any game play going on at that exact moment. Talk about taking something out of context…

  12. Star Jones Al Roker
    Tracey
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    “Who the hell gave this loud ass bitch a seat behind me?”

    • barbosa

      It’s a reserved section for people who required gastric remodelling to lose weight, lest they overeat and vomit over everyone.

  13. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
    JC
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    Not her best look, but finding out she’s into Scientology was a major wiener shrinker anyway.

  14. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    Fletch
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    It’s crap like this that I want to miss!

  15. Dan

    WTF is that tat?

    Does anyone know?

  16. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    Jill_Ess
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    Hi guys! It’s me, Snooki, comin’ at ya live from my parent’s basement!

  17. Prince Harry
    michelle
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    hottttttttttttttttttttttt

  18. Demi Moore Skinny Legs
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    She’s got little knee-jina’s … her dr. couldnt tuck those lips up for her?

  19. Emily Blunt Cleavage
    Fletch
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    By the looks of her eyes, you can tell Emily smoked a Blunt.

  20. Rose McGowan Cleavage
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    I miss her old face, her new one reminds me of the cat lady

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    “What up LaToya”

  22. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    amanda
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    wtf is that? Yosemite Sam wearing a crown?

  23. Emily Blunt Cleavage
    Urbanspaceman
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    Did she get her implants removed when she had her face done?

  24. Jared Leto Tank Top
    Dutch
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    The ghost of John Lennon just threw up a little in his mouth

  25. Minka Kelly Cleavage
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Another tasty morsel!

  26. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
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    Ali Lohan is now following in her sister’s footsteps. i just wished she would get rid of that beard.

  27. Fergie Minidress
    Uncle Phil
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    Poorly lit, huge sunglasses, and mostly covered up; I think we’ve found the perfect look for Fergie.

  28. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
    weaselspeed
    Commented on this photo:

    AHHHHHH!

  29. Demi Moore Skinny Legs
    Urbanspaceman
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    The knees do not lie.

  30. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
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    now she’s classy.

  31. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
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    Snookie: I’d like an oversized and guady colored crown with a bow and ribbons tattooed right here please!

    Tattoo guy: Ok, one “desperate cry for attention #6″ coming right up!

  32. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
    barbosa
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    It’s apparent that Katy Perry, in an effort to appease her parent’s spirtual side, married a guy that looks just like jesus

  33. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
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    “In the name of midget Jesus, I heal you!”

  34. Lea Michele
    Uncle Phil
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    The two in the back: “When are they going to tell her she’s not pretty?” “SHH! The longer it goes the funnier it is.”

  35. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Please please please don’t let me be the next one to get that needle . . .

  36. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
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    is her skull shrinking?

  37. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
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    “oh fuck…cameras!”

  38. Tyra Banks Tight Dress
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t forget to pick up your copy of “Modelland” tomorrow! It’s a “great” new young adult “book” that Tyra “wrote.”

  39. Alexander Skarsgard Mens Journal
    Jill_Ess
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    Me’urinal

  40. Rihanna Armani Underwear
    majorfail
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    did they purposely try to make her nose look bigger? That doesnt look like her face at all. And whats with the white person looking hair?…they must have done that for a reason

  41. Val Kilmer
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    He’s just one belt notch away from asphyxiating himself on a doorknob.

  42. Rose McGowan Cleavage
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    that’s right folks. Masturbation material until Conan the Barbarian 2011 leaves the threaters and goes onto DVD.

  43. Russell Brand Child Crotch Grab
    it had to be said
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    “Honey, don’t touch the weird hobo!”

  44. Jeremy Piven
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    still eating bad sushi

  45. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt TIFF
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where are the kids? I am so HIGH!”

  46. Demi Moore Skinny Legs
    weaselspeed
    Commented on this photo:

    AHHHHHH!

  47. Fergie Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck yelled “Hey, Kool Aid!”?

  48. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper
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    just how intense is it to watch Serena Williams grunt?

  49. Val Kilmer
    it had to be said
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    Jeff Bridges is cool.

  50. Snooki Tattoo Twitter
    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a crown with a mustache. Where’s the monocle?

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