Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.
Bath salts are a helluva drug,
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“Now cough Mr. Brand…”
Oh c’mon people, this is a wide open trash fest waiting to happen!
“Now jou lissen here, men… Piveen don’t pay a dollar more dan $300 for trannies…. You jear me, men????”
fuck yeah!
“Next on Lifetime: The vagina whisperers….”
“I loved you in ‘Living Lohan’!”
“That’s a maaaaan baby!”
“I’m absolutely sure this will finally distract them from the smell”
“She’s laughing again, isn’t she? Please shoot me.. I beg you”
Presumably they’re doing some kind of douchey bit, instead of just watching the fucking match?
This is your face on (d)rugs… This is your face not on (d)rugs… Any questions??
+1
Pretty much..
Not giving a shit that he’s completely blocking the view of the guy behind him, because he’s Michael Douglas, being an actor he can do whatever the hell he wants to.
At this point, I think Douglas gets a pass; the guy had cancer.
Hey Fletch, plenty of people have shit circumstances, does that mean they can be douche bags? By the way, pretty sure he’ll be ok. After all, jet setting around the world,having personal trainers, chefs and nannys makes life more comfortable than most people with or without cancer. Asshole.
what kind of a jackass gives someone a total pass on being an inconsiderate jackass just because he had cancer? If I paid a couple thousand bucks for a trip to the US Open and some saggy faced douche wouldn’t sit down, I’d have his colostomy bag lugging ass ejected and show his wife what a man who doesn’t smell like pee can do for her.
Plus, although he had cancer, he is still smoking cigars (look it up).
Maybe he’s just getting back to his seat, I doubt there is actually any game play going on at that exact moment. Talk about taking something out of context…
do i get a pass if i go back to the sands next month. fuck off
I’m the asshat who gives a jackass a pass because he had cancer! If you don’t like it get the fuck up out of the seat and clock him!
“Who the hell gave this loud ass bitch a seat behind me?”
It’s a reserved section for people who required gastric remodelling to lose weight, lest they overeat and vomit over everyone.
Not her best look, but finding out she’s into Scientology was a major wiener shrinker anyway.
It’s crap like this that I want to miss!
WTF is that tat?
Does anyone know?
Hi guys! It’s me, Snooki, comin’ at ya live from my parent’s basement!
LMAO! Apparently this tattoo and the Escalade she just bought cleared her out because it really does look like she’s living in the ‘rents basement!
HAHAHA So true!
hottttttttttttttttttttttt
His money?
No his hair.
She’s got little knee-jina’s … her dr. couldnt tuck those lips up for her?
Thats her next little project
By the looks of her eyes, you can tell Emily smoked a Blunt.
LOL, exactly what I was thinking
My first thought as well!!
looks high, flat, and gunty
I miss her old face, her new one reminds me of the cat lady
She’s always reminded me of the cat lady
“What up LaToya”
wtf is that? Yosemite Sam wearing a crown?
LOL
Did she get her implants removed when she had her face done?
The ghost of John Lennon just threw up a little in his mouth
Another tasty morsel!
Ali Lohan is now following in her sister’s footsteps. i just wished she would get rid of that beard.
Poorly lit, huge sunglasses, and mostly covered up; I think we’ve found the perfect look for Fergie.
AHHHHHH!
The knees do not lie.
now she’s classy.
Snookie: I’d like an oversized and guady colored crown with a bow and ribbons tattooed right here please!
Tattoo guy: Ok, one “desperate cry for attention #6″ coming right up!
It’s apparent that Katy Perry, in an effort to appease her parent’s spirtual side, married a guy that looks just like jesus
“In the name of midget Jesus, I heal you!”
The two in the back: “When are they going to tell her she’s not pretty?” “SHH! The longer it goes the funnier it is.”
Please please please don’t let me be the next one to get that needle . . .
is her skull shrinking?
“oh fuck…cameras!”
Don’t forget to pick up your copy of “Modelland” tomorrow! It’s a “great” new young adult “book” that Tyra “wrote.”
Me’urinal
did they purposely try to make her nose look bigger? That doesnt look like her face at all. And whats with the white person looking hair?…they must have done that for a reason
Yes Nivea wanted her more ‘civilized’.
He’s just one belt notch away from asphyxiating himself on a doorknob.
that’s right folks. Masturbation material until Conan the Barbarian 2011 leaves the threaters and goes onto DVD.
“Honey, don’t touch the weird hobo!”
still eating bad sushi
“Where are the kids? I am so HIGH!”
AHHHHHH!
Who the fuck yelled “Hey, Kool Aid!”?
just how intense is it to watch Serena Williams grunt?
just how intense is it to watch Serena Williams gunt?
fixed it for you.
Jeff Bridges is cool.
It’s a crown with a mustache. Where’s the monocle?
could have sworn the crown was an asian thing, like jesus candles to a mexican..