The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.12.11

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring tattooed Ewoks – (Dude at the shop swears it’s tribal for Endor.) – child-snatchers on parade, what Russell Brand does when he goes to Rome without Katy Perry, black guys still saying it all with their eyes and a Final Four that I wish was a full five, too, because it’s Rihanna for Armani Underwear.

Bath salts are a helluva drug,

- The Superficial

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