The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.10.12

September 10th, 2012 // 821 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.

Hell yes, today’s Final Five is also today’s Bonus Gallery, and if you’ve got a problem with that, let me point you to a post more to your liking,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    it had to be said
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    Jaxon. Jaxoff. Jaxon. Jaxoff.

    The boy destined to be in the porn parody of Karate Kid.

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt TIFF Thanks For Sharing Premiere
    meeps!
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    Oh shit, I thought it was Tara Reid…

  3. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
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    Put some shorts on, bro.

  4. Zac Efron TIFF At Any Price Premiere
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    Nice hair.

    What a tool

  5. Josh Hartnett Sophia Lie US Open
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    “Honey, the uni-brow is showing. The bangs and glasses aren’t cutting it. Let me get a wax strip from my bag.”

  6. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
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    Urban BMI awards? Do you win for high or low BMI?

  7. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    Looks like he’s keeping a watch in his ass again.

  8. Jim Sturgess Holding Dog
    Taylor
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    The smugly smiling face of canine rectal prolapse…

  9. Abbie Cornish Cleavage TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    She’s adorable. Like a basketful of liddle puppies.

    Which I’d fuck.

  10. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    Ever wonder why the Germans and Russians keep invading Poland? Exhibit 1.

  11. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
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    Kelly, looking at the phone in Travolta’s pants: I know there is a Jon Hamm joke in there somewhere.

  12. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    ultimate homewrecker:having your current boyfiend’ bother in your arms while dating Rose McGowan’s current boyfriend.

  13. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
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    She still auditions?

  14. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Taylor
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    Kelly, stop twisting my butt-plug!

  15. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Sheesh, I would deformed her face for half the money. Just me and my skillet.

  16. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    If these two tie the knot, it’d count as a gay marriage, right?

  17. Zac Efron TIFF At Any Price Premiere
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    “I’m smirking because they don’t know I’m gay.”

  18. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    She looks like a white Tooty from Facts of Life.

  19. Emilio Estevez Fat
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    Bruce Jenner is gaining weight.

  20. Emilio Estevez Fat
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    Nice white man’s overbite. I wonder what tune is in his head.

  21. Josh Hartnett Sophia Lie US Open
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    “So, wait. That guy had 15, now he has 30? This is confusing.”

  22. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Cellulite
    Taylor
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    That’s an unwarranted ass-ault on the senses.

  23. Jim Sturgess Holding Dog
    it had to be said
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    Mom, I want you to meet Georgie. He’s my friend and my husband.

  24. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Cellulite
    InkyBlack
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    Mrs. Stay Puft, marshmallow butt.

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Headband Fashion Week
    Taylor
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    Too bad welders’ masks aren’t fashionable.

  26. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
    DeucePickle
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    Is there some sort of Black Market Food Library I’m not familiar with ? He’s looking around like he just smuggled in a bag of Guatemala’s finest pastries.

  27. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
    kimmykimkim
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    Kelly, honey, your husband’s gay and the touch of your soft, small, feminine hands sickens him.

  28. Dania Ramirez Butt Daisy Dukes
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    Almost can pass as a skinnier Jennifer Love Hewit

  29. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Nice pants, Mattie. Guessing you don’ t have a Hamm thing to worry about.

  30. Christina Hendricks Tight Dress TIFF Ginger & Rosa Post Premiere Reception
    Biff
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    Mars Attacks anyone?

  31. Erin Heatherton Swimsuit
    Dick Hell
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    Okay, this makes up for the Gaga shot.

  32. Dania Ramirez Butt Daisy Dukes
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    I would.

  33. Mary J Blige Butt Tight Short Shorts
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    Still amazing for her age.

  34. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Looks like she borrowed a pair of Walken’s crotch slammers

  35. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    DeucePickle
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    I wonder who spends more on conditioner

  36. Maria Fowler Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress
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    Fowler? I haven’t touched her yet.

  37. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    sexyman48
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    “I saw you do it Justin now it’s my turn.”

  38. Erin Heatherton Swimsuit
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    Great ass.

  39. Christina Hendricks Tight Dress TIFF Ginger & Rosa Post Premiere Reception
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    Wow.

  40. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
    sexyman48
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    “I was in a plane. It…was HOT!”

  41. Erin Heatherton Swimsuit
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    It’s like she’s going through puberty right in front of us.

  42. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    thought Barbara Bach had an incredible face lift.

  43. Erin Heatherton Swimsuit
    it had to be said
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    Something about swimsuits with heels . . .

  44. Penn Badgley Zoe Kravitz Drugged Out TIFF
    yeap
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    He probably got drunk after finding out his ex got married.

  45. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Hey, mate… what the krikey is that?

  46. Christina Hendricks Tight Dress TIFF Ginger & Rosa Post Premiere Reception
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    She looks like she lost about 30 pounds. Damn.

  47. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Inner Retard
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    The kid is good! 5 years old and already feeling up Selena. No wonder she’s smiling. At least one Bieber is playing with her.

  48. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Belgian Fries, fried in Duck Fat will take those Madonna veins right away!

  49. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    Killin’ it.

  50. Mary J Blige Butt Tight Short Shorts
    DeucePickle
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    Something tells me that she’s really good at tennis.

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