The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.10.12

September 10th, 2012 // 821 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.

Hell yes, today’s Final Five is also today’s Bonus Gallery, and if you’ve got a problem with that, let me point you to a post more to your liking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Emilio Estevez Fat
    Bigalkie
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    Kitten Blood

  2. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Yeezy's Son
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    One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So…I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…

  3. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    B&WM
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    “Bit a tarmac missus? Bit a cobble lock? Time’ll the boss be home for the dinner?”

  4. Penn Badgley Zoe Kravitz Drugged Out TIFF
    Mr. Poop
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    “No, you’re the fa.ggot”

  5. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Jesus that face…I know the Joker and Frankelstein jabs have all been done, but her face just keeps existing.

  6. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
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    Grab your pitchforks! Kill it before it wigs!

  7. Josh Hartnett Sophia Lie US Open
    Bigalkie
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    I’m pretty sure that this kid leads a charmed life.

  8. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    “I like these pants. They’re loose… and comfortable. When flying… one wants pants… like these.”

  9. Zac Efron TIFF At Any Price Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    I never believed the rumors that he was gay. Until now. Look at that face! Gayer than Perez Hilton!

  10. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
    Bigalkie
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    Trading Places Part Two

  11. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
    meeps!
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    Good God! Vampires are walking around in daylight!?! We are so fucked!

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt TIFF Thanks For Sharing Premiere
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    She looked better when she was Halle Berry

  13. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
    DeucePickle
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    Look at what Russell Brand is sick to death of having to see every day

  14. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Mr. Poop
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    she looks a little too much like rachel ray in this picture

  15. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
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    I only hope the designer of this dress never lived to see it worn thusly.

  16. Denise Richards Brooke Mueller
    Bigalkie
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    A woman in her thirties wearing 15 year old slut shoes.. Classy.. BTW.. Since those kids have warlock blood, can they fly?

  17. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    karlito
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    looks like her Dad. a little incestous don’t you think?

  18. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
    InkyBlack
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    Dat ass bends space-time.

  19. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Bigalkie
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    Radiohead wrote a song about this guy.

  20. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    karlito
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    another phony fame whore….mind you she’s made $millions$ and $millions$ out of the suckers who believe her crap.

  21. Beyonce Jetski
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    I’m impressed – what do they use to hold that weave on?

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Inner Retard
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    You think she knows everyone’s looking at her cleavage?… Naaah…

  23. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    Sven Golly
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    Little known fact, according to directives for intergalactic space travel dictated by L. Ron Hubbard in the 1950s, “-colored Scientologists must be seated in the back of the mother-ship.”

  24. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Bigalkie
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    Bethany Frankelstein

  25. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
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    I thought it was the plastic surgery that manged her face that would keep me up at night. Nope. It’s the veins.

  26. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
    RobN
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    Nice tits. You too, Kelly

  27. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
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    Looks like that answer the argument from a week or two ago. It’s not lights in his face making him squint. Jayden is THAT douche.

  28. Elizabeth Berkley Cleavage
    karlito
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    have a kid…and then weigh a ton.

  29. Josh Hartnett Sophia Lie US Open
    InkyBlack
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    I thought the role of taxi driver in Total Recall was taken.

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker Headband Fashion Week
    Little Tongue
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    Man… I miss the mole. Can’t believe that she got rid of the best part of herself…

  31. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
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    A rare glimpse into the secret that made her famous.

  32. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
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    Look at that idiot using a cell phone in his pocket to emulate the Hamm. Xenu will be laughing his tentacle off!

  33. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    TheO
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    Is this one of those games where I have to pick which one of them is older?

  34. Naomi Watts Cleavage TIFF
    Bigalkie
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    Starring Sylvester Stallone as The Bodyguard

  35. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
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    I blame Jazzy Jeff. He could have stopped it before it got this far.

  36. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    well she is showing off her good side

  37. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
    RobN
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    Isn’t there a Mrs. Walken who’s supposed to keep things like this from happening?

  38. Zac Efron TIFF At Any Price Premiere
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    Everyone tuck your chin to your neck and repeat after me: ‘Hmm hmm hm DOUCHE!’

  39. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    Dick Hell
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    This photo was taken one second after she snapped her tongue out and caught a fly.

  40. Erin Heatherton Swimsuit
    Bigalkie
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    My name is Bigalkie and I approve of this picture!

  41. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
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    The tattoo artist must be COVERED in blood…

  42. Vince Vaughn Notre Dame Game
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    That is one giant melon

  43. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Cellulite
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    you know it’s bad when you age faster than Lindsay Lohan or Dakota Fanning

  44. Abbie Cornish Cleavage TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    InkyBlack
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    Nice to see Orbital in the crowd.

  45. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
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    How do you do cardio constantly, especially at a sport like Tennis, and still have a weightlifters body with tits and a Kardashian proportioned ass?

  46. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    This picture gives me a Hamm in my pants.

  47. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
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    Cake can bide it’s time no more.

  48. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    meeps!
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    Why so serious?

  49. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
    it had to be said
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    Cool belly boner, bro.

  50. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    JK
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    Should I sign or just dip them in ink? Aww alright.

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