Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.
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