Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.
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Kitten Blood
One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So…I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…
“Bit a tarmac missus? Bit a cobble lock? Time’ll the boss be home for the dinner?”
He’s Irish, not a jibbering half wit…. well same thing I suppose
“No, you’re the fa.ggot”
yes. it was much better the second time i read it.
Jesus that face…I know the Joker and Frankelstein jabs have all been done, but her face just keeps existing.
That’s what happens when your hair roots grow too deep before your first Brazilian.
Grab your pitchforks! Kill it before it wigs!
I’m pretty sure that this kid leads a charmed life.
Well, he used to be in movies, ya know.
“I like these pants. They’re loose… and comfortable. When flying… one wants pants… like these.”
BAHAHAHA
I never believed the rumors that he was gay. Until now. Look at that face! Gayer than Perez Hilton!
He’s looking full on Seacrest
Trading Places Part Two
Good God! Vampires are walking around in daylight!?! We are so fucked!
She looked better when she was Halle Berry
Look at what Russell Brand is sick to death of having to see every day
she looks a little too much like rachel ray in this picture
I only hope the designer of this dress never lived to see it worn thusly.
A woman in her thirties wearing 15 year old slut shoes.. Classy.. BTW.. Since those kids have warlock blood, can they fly?
Maybe those kids will push her a little, just a little, and she’ll make a face plant.
A gentle push from the kids or thirty qualudes and a sixty ouncer
Everybody knows that the only acceptable footwear for a family trip to the farmer’s market is high heeled ostrich skin disco boots.
looks like her Dad. a little incestous don’t you think?
nah. both have long hair. my guess is your from a conservative short cropped white power types.
Perhaps, but at least he knows when to use an apostrophe.
Dat ass bends space-time.
No, that ass bends anything it walks over.
Radiohead wrote a song about this guy.
is it “knives out”? because I want to stab the shit out of that guy.
That too.. I was thinking Creep
Who would’ve guessed that?
Sarcasm fail.
another phony fame whore….mind you she’s made $millions$ and $millions$ out of the suckers who believe her crap.
I’m impressed – what do they use to hold that weave on?
Nails.
Velcro
You think she knows everyone’s looking at her cleavage?… Naaah…
Little known fact, according to directives for intergalactic space travel dictated by L. Ron Hubbard in the 1950s, “-colored Scientologists must be seated in the back of the mother-ship.”
Bethany Frankelstein
I thought it was the plastic surgery that manged her face that would keep me up at night. Nope. It’s the veins.
Nice tits. You too, Kelly
Looks like that answer the argument from a week or two ago. It’s not lights in his face making him squint. Jayden is THAT douche.
have a kid…and then weigh a ton.
She had the kid already?
I thought the role of taxi driver in Total Recall was taken.
Man… I miss the mole. Can’t believe that she got rid of the best part of herself…
A rare glimpse into the secret that made her famous.
Look at that idiot using a cell phone in his pocket to emulate the Hamm. Xenu will be laughing his tentacle off!
Is this one of those games where I have to pick which one of them is older?
Starring Sylvester Stallone as The Bodyguard
I blame Jazzy Jeff. He could have stopped it before it got this far.
well she is showing off her good side
Isn’t there a Mrs. Walken who’s supposed to keep things like this from happening?
In that bag!
Everyone tuck your chin to your neck and repeat after me: ‘Hmm hmm hm DOUCHE!’
This photo was taken one second after she snapped her tongue out and caught a fly.
“Hell no, I ain’t kissin that!”
-Every princess ever
My name is Bigalkie and I approve of this picture!
The tattoo artist must be COVERED in blood…
The tat reads ‘life is short’. I’d say it’s about 6 months past the expiration date.
That is one giant melon
you know it’s bad when you age faster than Lindsay Lohan or Dakota Fanning
Nice to see Orbital in the crowd.
How do you do cardio constantly, especially at a sport like Tennis, and still have a weightlifters body with tits and a Kardashian proportioned ass?
No one is brave enough to ask her.
Lulz
This picture gives me a Hamm in my pants.
what you don’t keep your Hamm in your pants all the time?
Cake can bide it’s time no more.
Why so serious?
Haha! “Wait’ll they get a load of me”.
Cool belly boner, bro.
Should I sign or just dip them in ink? Aww alright.