The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.10.12

September 10th, 2012 // 821 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.

Hell yes, today’s Final Five is also today’s Bonus Gallery, and if you’ve got a problem with that, let me point you to a post more to your liking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Shit Spice

  2. Denise Richards Brooke Mueller
    Mickey01232000
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    It is a convention of former Charlie Sheen Godesses.

  3. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
    Bigalkie
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    Poor woman.. What a sad waste of a life..pretending ..EVERYTHING about Scientology sucks. Yabba Dabba Do

  4. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I want to go to those.

  5. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I see she visits the Jackson clinic of beautifulness

  6. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    Boom.

  7. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
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    The Madonna workout is really showing results for Meg

  8. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    InkyBlack
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    Madonna Talons!

  9. Josh Hartnett Sophia Lie US Open
    Frank Buns
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    “How come they keep hitting the ball back and forth like that?”

  10. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
    Black.And.White.Minstrel
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    That awkward point when they stop looking like drumsticks and start looking like wings

  11. Zac Efron TIFF At Any Price Premiere
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    Nice cum catcher Clark.

  12. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
    Little Tongue
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    Isn’t that a psych ward uniform?

  13. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Dissapointing whe your boyfriend has a more feminine figure than you :(

  14. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    neo_v
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    err….8 psychopaths!

  15. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I liked her before she was white.

  16. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    At her age it’s normal for the camel to hang so low

  17. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
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    What, no thong?

    I’m disappointed.

  18. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    SIN
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    Didn’t know both of his children are retarded. It must be a special day since they are not wearing helmets.

  19. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Don’t worship false idols

  20. Erin Heatherton Swimsuit
    Butt plugger
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    My tongue belongs in there!

  21. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
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    I’d make a She-Hulk joke, but I’m afraid Serena will SMASH!!!

  22. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    Smapdi
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    Jaden looks as constipated as the rest of us feel whenever the Smith family of Bel Air is around.

  23. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Second that. She looked much better before she tried to become white.

  24. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
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    [under his breath] “Keep it together, John. Only 1 more block. It’s just like a man’s hand. A smooth soft man-boy’s hand.”

  25. Emilio Estevez Fat
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    Is it just me, or is he built like the worlds tallest midget?

  26. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Cellulite
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    Cheese anyone?

  27. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    Frank Burns
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    I think its great when both parents walk their kids to where the square bus will pick them up.

  28. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
    neo_v
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    that’s a big carryout bag for 1 person, even from Chipotle

  29. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    Mr. Poop
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    that kid is really turning out ugly and douchey

  30. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    B&WM...
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    I think I’ve been banned again

  31. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    Bigalkie
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    Iggy Pop died and left his arms to Meg Ryan

  32. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    “…breast wishes, Salma”

  33. Penn Badgley Zoe Kravitz Drugged Out TIFF
    Mr. Poop
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    “No, you’re the faggot”

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Headband Fashion Week
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    Careful, she’s almost got the blinders off.

  35. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    meeps!
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    More please.

  36. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    “Anyone want my signature? I have a pen right here. Anyone? “

  37. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
    Bigalkie
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    Panty shot, entering car. Take 79

  38. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Frank Burns
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    I bet I know where Prince Harry has his left hand.

  39. Dania Ramirez Butt Daisy Dukes
    Mr. Poop
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    gross

  40. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
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    So, can we be honest…Jonah was never on a diet, he just had the flu and briefly shat himself thin.

  41. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
    Mr. Poop
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    wasnt he not fat anymore?

  42. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
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    He’s even got a shirt with Xenu’s face on it. Super!

  43. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    InkyBlack
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    When the buttons on that waistcoat give, they’re going to kill someone.

  44. Christina Hendricks Tight Dress TIFF Ginger & Rosa Post Premiere Reception
    Mr. Poop
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    freaky

  45. Zac Efron TIFF At Any Price Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Which way to Church St. ??????????????????

  46. Dania Ramirez Butt Daisy Dukes
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    I don’t know who she is, but I like her stance on bras.

  47. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    “Dear F. Burns, I write here reason number 1,027 why I demand that you make love to me.”

  48. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
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    Even TRANNYs have better hip to waist ratios.

  49. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    DeucePickle
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    They all look like they have their own form of crazy going on

  50. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    Little Tongue
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    Those boobs are up to strangle her.

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