Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.
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Shit Spice
It is a convention of former Charlie Sheen Godesses.
Poor woman.. What a sad waste of a life..pretending ..EVERYTHING about Scientology sucks. Yabba Dabba Do
I want to go to those.
I see she visits the Jackson clinic of beautifulness
Boom.
The Madonna workout is really showing results for Meg
Madonna Talons!
“How come they keep hitting the ball back and forth like that?”
That awkward point when they stop looking like drumsticks and start looking like wings
Nice cum catcher Clark.
Isn’t that a psych ward uniform?
Dissapointing whe your boyfriend has a more feminine figure than you :(
And more feminine heels.
err….8 psychopaths!
I liked her before she was white.
At her age it’s normal for the camel to hang so low
What, no thong?
I’m disappointed.
Didn’t know both of his children are retarded. It must be a special day since they are not wearing helmets.
Don’t worship false idols
My tongue belongs in there!
I’d make a She-Hulk joke, but I’m afraid Serena will SMASH!!!
I just told her you called her she-hulk. She’s looking for you right now.
Jaden looks as constipated as the rest of us feel whenever the Smith family of Bel Air is around.
Second that. She looked much better before she tried to become white.
[under his breath] “Keep it together, John. Only 1 more block. It’s just like a man’s hand. A smooth soft man-boy’s hand.”
Is it just me, or is he built like the worlds tallest midget?
It’s just you.
It’s not
Cheese anyone?
I think its great when both parents walk their kids to where the square bus will pick them up.
HA!
We always called it the “short bus.”
that’s a big carryout bag for 1 person, even from Chipotle
that kid is really turning out ugly and douchey
I think I’ve been banned again
Iggy Pop died and left his arms to Meg Ryan
“…breast wishes, Salma”
“No, you’re the faggot”
Careful, she’s almost got the blinders off.
hahahaha choked my my drink
Damn you Fish, why can’t I click like on this.
More please.
“Anyone want my signature? I have a pen right here. Anyone? “
Panty shot, entering car. Take 79
I bet I know where Prince Harry has his left hand.
gross
Not into chicks, then?
So, can we be honest…Jonah was never on a diet, he just had the flu and briefly shat himself thin.
wasnt he not fat anymore?
He’s even got a shirt with Xenu’s face on it. Super!
When the buttons on that waistcoat give, they’re going to kill someone.
freaky
Only if you’re gay.
Which way to Church St. ??????????????????
Hey! A fellow Torontonian!
I don’t know who she is, but I like her stance on bras.
And her quads..
“Dear F. Burns, I write here reason number 1,027 why I demand that you make love to me.”
Even TRANNYs have better hip to waist ratios.
They all look like they have their own form of crazy going on
Those boobs are up to strangle her.