The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.10.12

September 10th, 2012 // 821 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.

Hell yes, today’s Final Five is also today’s Bonus Gallery, and if you’ve got a problem with that, let me point you to a post more to your liking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
    tguy
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    she’s a guy!

  2. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
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    When Harry met Sally, he said “NOPE!!!”

  3. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    JR
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    I had no idea they were bringing back “Tales From The Crypt”.

  4. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
    blonde
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    I adore how high up his pants are pulled.

  5. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Josie
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    So im guessing justin bieber and selena gomez had a kid together??

  6. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
    Josie
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    Gorgeoussss

  7. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    Josie
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    Jaden always got that stupid look on his face..

  8. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    Josie
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    she looks like a hot damn mess…wtf happened to her?

  9. Zac Efron TIFF At Any Price Premiere
    Josie
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    has he been gaining weight????

  10. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
    Josie
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    mmmmm but chipotle is delicious!

  11. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Josie
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    lol this dude has got longer hair than me!!

  12. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Josie
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    thought this was a teenage girl..

  13. Halle Berry Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt TIFF Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Josie
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    Lookin good halle!

  14. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Sign “tits” please.

  15. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
    Herself
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    Well, at least she wore a pair.

  16. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
    Dish
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    Smug, smug, thinking about Don Drapers dick, smug

  17. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
    NancyAnna
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    Wendy Williams?

  18. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Rony Curtis
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    Poor kid. Hope he gets rescued by Child Welfare.

  19. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    Lily
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    Why is she wearing Madonna’s arms?!

  20. Beyonce Jetski
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Leaving Jay-Z and her baby on the boat, Beyonce could be heard screaming this as the jetski raced to shore:

    “FREEDOM!!”

  21. Vince Vaughn Notre Dame Game
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Yes, ‘The Avengers’ was a great movie… but I’m Vince Vaughn, not Mark Ruffalo. Go back to Comic-con kid.

  22. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
    mbcl
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    “There’s that damn cowbell again ! Everywhere I go I hear that cowbell !

  23. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
    mbcl
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    Nike makes tarpolins now ?

  24. Emilio Estevez Fat
    mbcl
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    The face of a man who knows he has the biggest sack.

  25. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
    mbcl
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    “Oh my god ! I just tried to eat that man’s leg. What’s wrong with me ?”

  26. Erin Heatherton Swimsuit
    catapostrophe
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    I don’t think this is a photograph of her posing.

  27. Josh Hartnett Sophia Lie US Open
    Bigalkie
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    He’s gotta be proud. He’s nailing the hottest chick in section seven

  28. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Gwen
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    She’s so gorgeous and flawless

  29. Serena Williams Trophy US Open
    asasssyshortcake
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    her armpits are scare me

  30. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    Those must be his jugging pants…it’s always good to stay in shape – especially going for a Walken in the park.

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